Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal, being the entrepreneur that he is, decided to start his own "Break a Date" service where he breaks up with people who has cheated in their relationship! Amy, his first client, did not appreciate the news and has one of the biggest freak outs in Phone Tap history! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't we all just HATE automated phone call machines?! Well, today's Phone Tap victim sure does after receiving a call from Jubal's automated call services! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We have all heard the rumors that scrolling through the Facebook profiles of perspective employees are one of the favorite parts of a hiring manager's day! Well, today Jubal informs a listener that we unfortunately can not hire him despite ALREADY OFFERING HIM THE JOB because we found some questionable materials in his Facebook profile. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is EXTREMELY happy that someone FINALLY chose to stay at his AirBnB even though his house is infested with bed bugs! But the lady from today's phone tap knows that right? After all, she read the disclaimer, didn't she? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls Arnold and apologizes to him after accidentally handing him the wrong medication at the clinic.... We wonder what type of side affects he is suffering from the WRONG medication! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't you just HATE IT when customer service employees start asking about your personal life? Jubal does. And he lets them know EXACTLY what he is thinking in today's Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls the newest employee company and informs him he left a little present inside his desks drawer. You WON'T BELIEVE what it is! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is the new boss at a senior living facility and he believes that the current activities coordinator isn't doing a great job planning fun events for their elderly residents. What could he possible have in mind?? Find out in today's phone tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A paranormal investigator named Kelley calls Mark and informs him that his house is DEFINITELY haunted.... how does he know?... BECAUSE HE IS IN HIS HOUSE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kyler the pretentious brace-faced teen calls his neighbors and demands that they only hand out full-sized candy bars this Halloween! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls Loraine and congratulates her on becoming a senior citizen!.... I SAID he congratulated her on being a SENIOR CITIZEN..... CONGRATULATIONS!!!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cazey Ryback called Ryan to let him know he needs to pick up Jenna, a girl whom he has been romantically involved with, from the local correction facility... problem is that he didn't know she is crazy!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Christian is Back and he's not very happy with another guy who's working out at the same gym as him... Apparently, the cute NEW GUY is stealing all of Christian's attention. NOBODY takes the spotlight away from Christian! Hear it in the Phone Tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Karl "mistakenly" calls an unsuspecting #PhoneTap victim and lets her know that he his the body and she better have his money. I wonder why she threaten to call the police....? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kelly's previous security guard quit and Darvin is his new replacement. There can't possibly be anything wrong with hiring someone who is afraid of everything as a security guard, right? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Seth Mackelroy calls Jason and tells him that he knows who's dog owner has been pooping all over his lawn. Furious, they try to figure out a way to make it stop but Seth takes it waaaaaaayyyyyyy too far! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What better way to build self-confidence than diminishing your peers through insults??? Well that's the advise that Scott Brand, Certified Confidence Coach has for little insecure Judy! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hilario calls his hairdresser and demands to get his $3 tip back and the conversation is HILARIOUS! Oh... Hilarious Hilario you're too much! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How would you react if you find out that your spouse has been telling someone else about your "bedroom problems"? Probably not too great. You'd probable feel EVEN WORSE if the person they told called you and offered some help... and that is exactly what happened in today's Phone Tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal posses as a school photographer and informs a parent that his son was not fashionable enough to be part of School's Picture Day. Things got heated shortly after that! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Finding an internship relating to your studies is CRUCIAL for any college student looking to get a relevant job immediately following college. Well... "Dale" calls a young student interested in agriculture and farming and offers him one "special" job. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our FAVORITE Creep is BACK! Sage Willowbrooke returns to the Phone Tap segment and offers Trevor his "professional" cuddling services.... how sick and twisted can Sage get?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a elementary school vice principal who's been raised by pimps and hookers and he lets a school mom know of the new dress code policy that's going to take place- yo! Will she be down to accept change or will she loose her mind?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who recently went to the mall and purchased some make up... so WHY is an officer of the law getting involved. Because they have video cameras, and they saw EVERYTHING she did. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls an employee who dresses up in character and works at a theme park. Apparently, the employee had a rather unfortunate situation happen to him the other day.... And, well, being in human resources, Jubal needs to clear this matter up RIGHT AWAY... which is why he DEMANDS that the employee gives a very special apology... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.