Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal brings back Mr. Romance himself... BIG POOK. Pook calls one girl (after getting her number from her MOM) and pulls out ALL THE STOPS to convince her to be his Valentines Day. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Usually when a police officer calls you, it's a major downer. Jubal tries to fix this problem by calling someone who just had their car stolen as a police officer. The difference is... he's not a downer! He's actually cheerful, positive, and upbeat! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guy we call in this phone tap may or may not have been smoking a lil' sum sumn before we called him... That explains why his reaction to being told his car is being repo'd is a little different than most people would react. Don't worry, Jubal still finds a way to mess with his head. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this phone tap, Jubal plays this magician character "The Great Tortellini". He hasn't been able to find a lot of work lately so he's trying his hand in the fast food industry. He can bring a lot of new ideas to the table, but for some reason the hiring manager isn't too happy about them... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you forget a computer password, things can get stressful, especially when it locks you out of your computer. This happened to one woman, who gets a call from Jubal trying to help her situation. The problem? Jubal pretends to be a man named Miguel... and he doesn't speak a lot of English. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This phone tap is a little different than usual, hypothetically. Hypothetically, Jubal accidentally crawls into a donation bin and, hypothetically, is stuck. The producers had to alter his voice to make to sound like he really was stuck. Hypothetically, check out this phone tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This phone tap is a little different than usual, hypothetically. Hypothetically, Jubal accidentally crawls into a donation bin and, hypothetically, is stuck. The producers had to alter his voice to make to sound like he really was stuck. Hypothetically, check out this phone tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This guy ordered catering, but his caterer dropped out on him last minute. Talk about STRESSFUL! Lucky for him, another catering company was willing to swoop in and save the day. Unlucky for him, that other catering company is our very own Jubal. Also, it's not a catering company, it's a prank phone call. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who's wife recently entered to win a Home Renovation from a Popular TV network... and this must be their lucky day because Jubal calls with some SURPRISING NEWS but, just like any big contest that involves Jubal, there's always a catch. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a mother who recently celebrated her daughters wedding. Apparently, it ALL went without a hitch, but now it's time for us to discuss the matter of PAYMENT... and such lovely events were not cheap. In fact, I bet it's a lot more than she expected. She's about to tear Jubal a new one. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who recently booked an appointment to get a nose job. What he DOESN'T KNOW is that one of the medical assistants (Jubal) is about to tell him that they need to move up his appointment from 2 weeks out to TODAY. It's for a very good, but slightly strange reason. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Now that it's January, everyone is obsessed with working out and shedding those "HOLIDAY POUNDS"... and who better to help you with your fitness goals than DUFF (the meathead personal trainer). That's why Jubal calls an unsuspecting young woman, and he's got BIG PLANS for her in the New Year. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Jubal calls a woman who is excited to take a luxury vacation with her family to paradise. But... things in paradise aren't ALWAYS what they seem. Jubal calls from the hotel to make sure she's taken ALL of the precautions that she needs to take if she wants to survive her trip. Now she's having second thoughts... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy who scheduled a remodel for his bathroom. Unfortunately, he has some bad news. Thanks to his "special requests," the final request price is going to be a LITTLE higher than we expected. By a "LITTLE higher", we mean "$10,000 more." This guy can't contain his contain his excitement (or his anger). See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybodys favorite Brace-Faced teen with a foul math is back and his name is Kyler Corsington. And today, Kyler calls up a parent whos son is having a birthday sleepover. But if Kylers REALLY going to show up, he needs to go over a few ground rules FIRST See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christmas is ALL about family - or those who are almost family - or those who you aren't sure they are family. Regardless, it's always a nice thought whenever someone gives you a present for the holidays, right? Well, Pook simply wants to spread the holiday spirit amongst all his baby momma's. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thanksgiving was a ROUGH holiday for Jubal. He was all alone at his place family was coming over in a few hours and he hadnt even started cooking the turkey yet. He was panicked and he needed some help. So he made a phone call to the experts. Find out how it went in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's ready to book the most luxurious vacation of his life! Where does he want to go? Sydney, Europe!.....Wait.. that doesn't exist? How about Vienna, Australia??? NO! WHAT?! Hmmm.... this Phone Tap victim is just crushing all of Jubal's dreams! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When you are a comedic genius like Jubal, you take it as an insult whenever someone doesn't laugh at your jokes ITS DISTRACTING. Well, Jubal has one simple fix so that his mojo is never thrown out of whack again by people who don't laugh at his jokes and today's Phone Tap victim wasn't too happy about it! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As todays Phone Tap victim just found out, Homeowner Associations have STRICT rules regarding holiday decorations or the-lack-of and because she did not comply with the regulations, she has to suffer the consequences. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whenever signing up for a medical insurance plan, it is important to read the fine print and to watch out for abbreviations.... you'll see what we mean in Jubal's Phone Tap Podcast! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oops, he did it again! This time, Duncan goes ahead snooping around other people's finances and accidentally deleted Barry's banking account. That is the fastest anyone has made $100,000 disappear! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're girlfriend is upset about another woman in her office you COULD try and console her... OR you could just set her up for a phone tap! That's what Jenny's boyfriend did! Hear it in the PODCAST. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal, a concerned branch executive for a clothing store, is faced to cut down costs at his stores. He tells the store manager that the ONLY way to avoid a mass firing of staff is to enforce some new policies regarding customer practices. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.