Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal calls a restaurant with one simple goal... He wants... no, DEMANDS a reservation. The hostess doesn't know that her friend set her up for this, and even though she's completely booked for the night, nothing will stop him from getting a table. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to let her know that he delivered the live bees she ordered to her house... the problem is, she never ordered any bees. And to be honest, that's not even the WORST part. Hear what else went wrong in today's PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody's favorite Brace-Faced teen with a foul math is back... and his name is Kyler Corsington. And today, Kyler calls up a parent who's son is having a birthday sleepover. But if Kyler's REALLY going to show up, he needs to go over a few ground rules FIRST... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman emailed the show asking us to prank her boyfriend... and she said the ONE THING that really gets under his skin is when people INTERRUPT him and finish his sentences. So... what did Jubal do? He INTERRUPTED him and finished his sentences. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If there's ANYONE that desperately needs a job, it's "Big Pook".... that's why he's applying for a graphic design job and is ready to WOW them with his 9 page long resume. Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a customer service rep for a large retailer and he's NOT Happy... He believes one of the customers has taken advantage of the company. And Jubal will not tolerate this kind of disgusting behavior. It's time to confront the customer in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The world's best children's magician... THE GREAT TORTELLINI is back!!! And he's ready to do his first corporate gig. The woman on the phone doesn't sound very excited to have him though... ESPECIALLY with that awful grating voice of his. Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman FLIPS OUT when Jubal tells her that her private family photos were just sold to a corporation... And they have BIG PLANS for her and her family! Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who recently started dating a new guy... And as his BEST FRIEND, he doesn't want his buddy getting HURT again... So, Jubal needs to sign off on EVERYTHING she has planned for their evening together... Listen to the full podcast here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal pretends to be a doctor this morning and tells a pregnant woman that her baby is going to heavier than they expected... MUCH MUCH HEAVIER. Thank goodness Jubal isn't a REAL doctor. Listen to the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a company to inquire about acting lessons... Not for him... for his son. Jubal believes that his son is a future star, and should be TREATED like one. Are they ready to take on a future Oscar winner? Listen in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to let her know she's in line to get a surprise raise at her job... But she has NO IDEA WHY, and definitely never saw it coming... Hear the whole Phone Tap here! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal pranks a hotel concierge as "Old Frank" in today's phone tap. Normally, this concierge gets a lot of people bugging him with really dumb questions... But Old Frank has something ELSE up his sleeve, and the concierge doesn't see it coming, because he has NO IDEA how to react... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has done FOUR "To Catch a Cheater" phone taps... and today's phone tap is a little bit like that, but this couple is ALREADY broken up, and one of our listeners wants Jubal to TEST his ex to see if she would make the MORALLY CORRECT DECISION when presented with temptation... Find out what happens here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has done FOUR "To Catch a Cheater" phone taps... and today's phone tap is a little bit like that, but this couple is ALREADY broken up, and one of our listeners wants Jubal to TEST his ex to see if she would make the MORALLY CORRECT DECISION when presented with temptation... Find out what happens here. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the stoner is back, and this time, he fools a homeowner into thinking he's working on a remodel for his house... Even though Ted is a stickler for details, he may have messed up ONE BIG THING about the project. Find out what it is in the phone tap below. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a guy while posing as the owner of the restaurant he works at to FIRE him. The reason why? It has absolutely nothing to do with his job performance... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to let him know that before he gets hired for his new job he's going to need to go through the initiation process... and this is a FUN company. So the process can get a little crazy! Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal was able to do something he NEVER gets to do.... with the help of one our listeners, Jubal gets to SURPRISE our Phone Tap victim with some really exciting news! Of course, before Jubal can actually share the news he NEEDS to freak her out a bit... Listen to the podcast below to hear what is going to happen to this girl! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal calls a woman who works in a restaurant & she is SUPER annoyed because lately she has had a lot of customers complaining over SILLY things... Luckily for her, Jubal is SUPER reasonable (Not Really). Listen to the podcast below to find out what Jubal's complaint is... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal calls a woman that he claims to have met at a charity auction a few days ago... But this woman was so DRUNK that night that she doesn't remember anything... Plus she couldn't believe that she donated such a large sum of cash to Jubal's cause! Maybe only Jubal cares about vision-impaired cats?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Duff, your favorite Meathead, makes an appearance (over the phone) because he has A LOT of women who love him... And instead of being his typical self, Duff wants to change his ways and do something nice for the ladies... and his first step is to call the florist! Listen to the podcast below to hear what he needs... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a school administrator, and calls a mother to ask her a strange question.... "Who's the REAL father" of her kid? He only asks because her daughter is WAY too smart to be the offspring of her so-called "dad". Hear her freak out in the PODCAST! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not too often on the show do we get to reunite people with their family members, but today we get too! A father has played a prank on his daughter telling her that she has a 'half-brother' she never knew about... and sadly for her that half-brother is BUTTONS... the clown who is ALWAYS down on his luck! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal calls a woman about a new job listing she has posted. Luckily for her, Jubal is is MORE than qualified for the position... his skills are MORE than she can even comprehend.... but for some odd reason, she still doesn't seem to want to give him the job. Listen to the podcast below to find out why! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.