Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Liz's travel agency needs to CANCEL her family vacation to Hawaii due to some bad weather in the area. But Jubal has already re-booked her to a destination JUST as luxurious.... glorious Detriot, Michigan! Hear how she reacts to the sudden change of plans in the podcast! (Image Courtesy: dolomite73. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Introducing the most controversial children's magician in the world.... "The Great Tortellini"!!! He might perform a little card trick.... or maybe he'll just decapitate a rabbit? What?!?! Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Chris Tomneer Aka Pseudo. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The most obnoxious personal trainer Seattle has ever known INSULTS his newest client and offers her a one-time special "pity hump"!?! Listen to the phone tap! (Image Courtesy: RightIndex. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal phone taps a girl by telling her "I love you" in the first 30 seconds he meets her. Hey, sometimes... you just KNOW. At least Jubal will try to convince her of that. Listen to the podcast! (Image Courtesy: Sayeg, Catie 3. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Keisha has been hard at work organizing her parents' 25th wedding anniversary. But she doesn't know that male stripper, Joe Nadds (Jubal) has been booked for the event and is ready to give her father "THE FULL BRONCO"! Listen to the phone tap. (Image Courtesy: Man of Austin. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lisa HATES having construction workers over at her house and today's phone tap is exactly why. Jubal calls to report a little structural damage that MAY have occurred on the job. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Cramo Communications. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal wants to be invited to his ex-girlfriend's wedding, and he wants to bring MORE than just a present! Find out what it is in today's PHONE TAP surprise! (Image Courtesy: "Cowboy" Ben Alman. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anthony just moved here from New York and is about to get the welcoming of a lifetime! Listen to the phone tap as Jubal tries to make this year's office pot luck a little more interesting. (Image Courtesy: slworking2. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paul gets a call from the Home Owners association welcoming him to the community! But they also need to let him know that he's violating a few RIDICULOUS neighborhood rules. Listen to his reaction in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: abbyladybug. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls the doctor's office to set up an appointment. But WHICH ONE of his multiple personalities REALLY needs the medical attention? Listen to the phone tap and meet the many sides of Jubal Flagg! (Image Courtesy: andres.thor. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal actually makes a man CRY by telling him HE WAS THE REASON Jubal was fired from his paper route over 15 years ago!!! Listen to this strange phone tap as Jubal confronts the man who RUINED HIS LIFE! (Image Courtesy: Touch of Mommy Photography. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal really SCREWS THINGS UP in today's phone tap... He accidentally breaks up a guy's marriage proposal!?!? Take a listen as everything falls apart in the phone tap. (Image Courtesy: Travis Nicholson!. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Greg went camping this weekend and SWEARS that he saw Bigfoot! So Jubal calls from the Parks Department to verify the sighting. Listen to the phone tap as Greg imitates the SOUND of the mystical creature! (Image Courtesy: prizepony. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls an interior designer for some desperately needed assistance. He just can't get his carpet to match his drapes! I'm SURE he's talking about his house right??? Find out how it goes in the phone tap! (Image Courtesy: Dogbert10.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is going to be a substitute teacher and has some new reading material for his students... it's called "50 Shades of Grey" and it's a NY Times best-seller! But what will the parents think of this EDGY new curriculum? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Todd Mecklem. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Clark is supposed to be getting his bathroom re-tiled. But before the work can be completed Jubal has one question though... "where did you get your bed sheets?" This little distraction causes BIG PROBLEMS in today's phone tap! (Image Courtesy: Chirag D. Shah. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren's wedding is in 2 days. So this would probably be the absolute WORST time to call and change the minister. Listen to this bride-to-be have a total meltdown in today's PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Steven Pam. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kathy may be the world's CRAZIEST LITTLE LEAUGE MOM! But when Jubal calls to confront her about her inappropriate game day antics, tempers start to flare! Listen to the PHONE TAP and feel the wrath of Kathy! (Image Courtesy: theqspeaks. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ian works out the gym and it definitely SHOWS. That's exactly why Jubal is calling. He wants to paint Ian's beautiful body. It's not creepy.... it's art. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Mick & Wout. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Blake gets a call from HR corporate (Jubal). Long story short, he's getting fired. He's just too darned HAPPY around the office and it's hurting morale. Listen to one of the craziest overreactions in phone tap history! (image Courtesy: Jason Hargrove. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is looking to drop his grandma off at a retirement home... and maybe save some money in the process?? The price doesn't really matter though. Jubal will do whatever it takes to get this old bag out of his house. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: to fight for the right. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls Andrew to confess that he snuck into his hotel room and used his toothbrush. But it's not in the way that you'd think.... Listen to the PHONE TAP and find out what Jubal did with the toothbrush! (Image Courtesy: skippyjon. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the pothead is applying for a new job and needs to take a drug test. But he has a few questions about how things work over at the clinic. Maybe he's paranoid... or maybe he's just stoned. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: opethpainter. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls from the auto-repair shop to tell a guy that his new Lexus is gone. Apparently, the state patrol came and took it away because it was reported stolen??? But that's just the beginning. Things are about to get much much worse for this poor guy. Listen in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Anuj Chaman. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal went out to eat the other night and was served a steaming hot dish of LOVE. As soon as he met his waitress (Kim), he knew she was the one. But will she feel the same way? Find out in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: bryan scott photography. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.