Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Sandy is about to get a new roommate, and his name is Jubal Flagg. He's fun, clean and LOVES his meat freezer. No, seriously... NEVER TOUCH HIS MEAT FREEZER. Listen to the Phone Tap. (Image Courtesy: the camera is a toy. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What if you found out that somebody was digging through your trash? Don't call the cops! It's probably just Jubal and he wants you to STOP KILLING MOTHER EARTH! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Stinkie Pinkie. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is there anything better in life than messing with Tech Support? Jubal calls an I.T. guy to ask the world's dumbest computer questions. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: HyperXP.com. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a girl she owes $800 on her cable bill for watching too much of the Olympics. What!?!? I thought the Olympics were FREE. Listen to the most gullible person in the world get PHONE TAPPED. (Image Courtesy: flash.pro. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Big Pook" (Jubal) keeps burning his mouth on those delicious Hot Pockets! Ouch! He's SUPPOSED to wait 2 minutes for it to cool... but he just can't stop himself! Listen to today's phone tap as he calls the customer service line for help. (Image Courtesy: Velvet Elevator (Pandy Farmer). Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a rare and mostly unknown disease and it affects only ONE person in the entire world. It's called "Roller Coaster Syndrome" and Jubal tries to convince a pharmacist that he has it. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: TeddyBare. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a guy that he has $14 Million waiting for him in Spain! Sounds like a scam to me. Or does Alfonso Cortez REALLY have his money??? We know he AT LEAST has his social security number. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: uglyagnes. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The LAST TIME Jubal tried this, he almost broke up an engagement!!! Listen to what happens when Jubal tells Paul that his girlfriend has found another man. (Image Courtesy: Strep72. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How long should you wait before sleeping with someone? 3 dates? FIVE??? Jessica has gone on 10 DATES with a guy and Jubal calls to offer some simple advice: "Give it up Already!" Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: vanessa_hutd. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jason went to the hospital to get shoulder surgery, but Jubal calls to tell him that an unfortunate situation happened while he was under! Find out what is was in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Tojosan. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ONE OF THE GREATEST FREAK OUTS IN PHONE TAP HISTORY. Brian loses it when he learns that the guy renting his home has 13 cats and 14 ferrets. Its ok though, because his renter is Toby from ZOO-TOBIA! WTH??!? It just gets weirder and it's ALL in the phone tap. (Image Courtesy: abeams. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reese almost goes on the WORST first date ever, because she's been set up with Jubal Flagg. How are you supposed to date someone that isn't allowed within 500 feet of a post office?!? Listen to the Phone Tap! (Image Courtesy: eclecticlibrarian. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave just signed up for an online dating site. But Jubal has some bad news... there are ZERO matches for his nerdy profile. Jubal has some ideas that will score Dave some MAJOR TAIL. Listen to the phone tap! (Image Courtesy: Pedro Glez. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Atasha is SUPER EXCITED when Jubal calls to tell her she won free movie passes to see the "Dark Knight"! She'll also get some FREE SPOILERS about how the movie ends... even if she doesn't want it. Jubal You Jerk!!! Listen to the Phone Tap!! (Image Courtesy: Joe Wilcox. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman at a hair salon gets all judgy when Jubal calls and asks for a little herpes. Is this a language barrier issue, or is Jubal just THAT perverted? Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Erik Hartberg. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What would you do if you saw your neighbor naked through the window? Maybe you'd call and tell them to close their blinds, or MAYBE you'd do what Jubal did... tell them to lose a few pounds! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: gerlos. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls Dave to let him know that HR has decided to make every company parking spot for WOMEN ONLY. Listen to Phone Tap as Dave gets himself into more hot water! (Image Courtesy: zoonabar. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls Drew to let him know that his special order has been delivered to his home and is piled up on his front lawn. There HAS to be a mix up though. Who in their right mind would want 200 pounds of fresh horse manure??? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: markyweiss. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal just moved and wants to invite his new neighbors to a little house-warming party at his place. It will have EVERYTHING... food, drinks, and an opportunity to convert to Scientology! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: NathanaelB. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook (Jubal) responds to a Craigslist ad to paint Robyn's fence. Not only will he work for LESS MONEY he'll even throw in a special little BONUS. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: stewartbremner. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up the Super Glue help line with a small problem. He was messing around and accidentally glued himself to... himself. He PROBABLY should have read the warning label before hand. Can the woman on the line help Jubal out? Listen and find out in today's phone tap. (Image Courtesy: Lost Vegas. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gavin is ready to propose to his girlfriend, Marie, at her favorite restaurant. But imagine his surprise when the head waiter (Jubal) admits that he used to "know" Marie INTIMATELY! Listen to all the awkwardness in today's phone tap. (Image Courtesy: Andrew Abogado. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls from the County to tell a woman that her house is actually 8 inches over her neighbor's property line. That's why they are going to go ahead and bulldoze her kitchen. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: [Sazzy B]. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mimi left a comment card at a restaurant complaining about her meal. But when the manager (Jubal) calls her back to find out what the problem was, all HELL BREAKS LOOSE! Listen to the phone tap! (Image Courtesy: Mait Juriado. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy named Craig and pretends to be his buddy from WAY BACK in 5th grade. Listen to the phone tap as "Craiggers" gets heated when Jubal can't stop talking about how F***in' rich he is. (Image Courtesy: Jordan Lewin. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.