Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

What would make a father use the term: "fruity love nest?" Maybe it's because Jubal invites him to watch his flock of wives bathe together?! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: liquidnight. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"BAD" is when the police raid your house. "WORSE" is when the police find a giant stash of illegal drugs in your basement. And "COMPLETE CHAOS" is when Jubal PHONE TAPS you! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Amarand Agasi. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Welcome to "Little Plumpers" modeling agency! Where Jubal will pay your normal 6 year old son $10K to be the face of childhood obesity. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Ben Templesmith. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook got 99 problems and 6 of them are kids! If you babysit for him, he'll hook you up with mad coupons for DQ! What what! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: jasmined. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why would this guy want to RUN OVER Jubal with a car and Facebook photos of himself doing it?!? Listen as he gets PISSED OFF when Jubal calls and tells him he totaled his car! (Image Courtesy: jasonbolonski. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Usually, brides are only crazy BEFORE the wedding. But this newlywed goes BERSERK when Jubal calls after the honeymoon demanding a thank you card! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Anita Robicheau. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The only thing Jubal enjoys more than phone taps is pissing off old men. Especially old men with hot young wives! Listen to the PHONE TAP as Jubal comes within an inch of getting his ass kicked by a fired up "senior citizen". (Image Courtesy: Lauren Powell-Smothers. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal LOVES your hair. He loves it so much he doesn't just want to cut it. He wants to collect it, and take it home and hug it and... OMG, this is creepy. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: StarMama. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Pow pow!" Daniel Defreeze, International Human Mannequin makes $10K per appearance! But this department store manager doesn't know that! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Sebastian Dooris. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Green Bay fans are still SUPER PISSED about Monday Night's controversial football game... So of course, Jubal calls an angry Packer fan to add more fuel to the fire! Listen to the Phone Tap! (Image Courtesy: notmargaret. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you give Christian's coffee shop a bad yelp review you can expect 2 things... A hot cup of coffee to the face AND a phone tap from Jubal! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Qole Pejorian. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman whose grandmother currently lives in a retirement home... and if you've ever been around a senior living facility then you know, there's NOT A LOT of exciting things that go down there... That is... until now. Because her grandma just got busted BIG TIME... and she's about to pay the ultimate price for it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Frank "the banker" is an old-fashioned kind of guy. He won't tolerate shenanigans, high jinks or tomfoolery... even if it means calling the cops on his neighbor's party! Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: dave pike. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're going to hook up with your boss at work, make sure there's no security cameras around. And DEFINITELY make sure Jubal doesn't find out! Listen to today's PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: stefernie. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Someone dared Jubal to include the lyrics to "Call Me Maybe" in a phone tap! Well sir... Challenge. Accepted. Listen to the PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: Flood. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian gets what Christian wants, and Christian wants this girl's crappy stuff OUT of his house. Listen to the PHONE TAP as Jubal gets caught between a girl and her ex-boyfriend. (Image Courtesy: nealdstewart. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This PHONE TAP proves that if you ask for normal things in a creepy voice it will always get you in trouble. Listen to the podcast of Jubal trying to order a pie from his neighbor! (Image Courtesy: Seth Lemmons. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do you have "Raccoon Coverage" on your car insurance policy? Neither did Mike. That's why Jubal and the insurance company won't be covering the damages of his stolen car. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: jojomelons. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody's favorite meathead, Duff, is actually going to COLLEGE! He's ready to party and score some tail! But his mismatched engineering roommate has OTHER ideas. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: LincolnStein. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A mom FREAKS OUT when Jubal calls to tell her that her 16 year-old daughter is PREGNANT! What's worse... we have absolutely NO IDEA who the father is. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: drewleavy. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a mom posing as an elementary school administrator to let her know that her son isn't feeling well. Maybe because he's a vegetarian and Jubal MADE HIM EAT A HAMBURGER! Listen to the phone tap in today's podcast! (Image Courtesy: Mandajuice. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal decides to give a guy's kid detention. Why? Well, because he won't add Jubal on Facebook. Listen to how this father reacts in the podcast! (Image Courtesy: TheImageGroup. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to put her in a not-for profit parenting video. She's super excited, until she finds out that she's going to be wearing lingerie!?!? Hear how she reacts in the phone tap! (Image Courtesy: DivineLegs000. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Who wears cashmere sweaters, drives a Range Rover and eats caviar? RICH PEOPLE. Jubal tries to teach "Mr Rich Guy" a lesson today... by PHONE TAPPING him! Listen to the podcast. (Image Courtesy: TaxCredits.net -via. Flickr. Creative Commons.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is it WEIRD to ask the "new guy" at work out to lunch? How about asking him for a threesome? Listen to the PHONE TAP as Jubal messes with the new guy on his 3rd day at the office! (Image Courtesy: RickChung.com. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.