Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal pretends to be a therapist and tries to convince a guy that he has a cross-dressing alter ego named "Lady Godiva". It MUST be true, I mean why would Jubal lie about something like that? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Courtarro. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook is back and he's calling around the neighborhood with a HUGE announcement... "It's a mothereffin BOGO Weekend!" How could this possibly go wrong? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Rob Boudon. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A wife FREAKS OUT when Jubal tells her that her husband got wasted on his business trip. Now he can't even make his flight home... of course, it's ALL Jubal's fault. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Christopher Henning. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever eaten cake off of a naked man before? Because it's Jubal's ultimate birthday fantasy... and he's willing to shell out $15,000 to a restaurant in order to get it! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: greggoconnell. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Grab onto Duff's EGGO waffle abs and you'll forget about your D-BAG ex boyfriend TWICE AS FAST! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Enrique_L.. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Throwing water in a child's face might be the perfect way to discipline your kid at school. Or it COULD possibly scar them for life. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: sokabs. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Big Pook" wants to take care of the old folks at the local retirement home. But things start to go badly when he calls the retirees old mother$&%*@#! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: evilpeacock. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"The Chad" knows that the BEST way to get a hot date is to be a total d-bag on the phone. No girl can resist the charms of "The Chad"! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: TomConger. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Women tend to get offended when you tell them they a moustache. Jubal doesn't understand why. Listen to the PHONE TAP and support "No Shave November"! (Image Courtesy: fetmano. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is only doing his job when he tells a guy that his 12 day luxury cruise has been shortened to 3 days. And DON'T give Christian any lip about it or he'll slap your sexy little mouth! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: starpause kid. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's PHONE TAP, Jubal tells his cleaning lady she should wear a French maid outfit the next time she's tidying up around the house. AWKWARD! Jubal might have a dirty house, but he has an even DIRTIER mind. . (Image Courtesy: DivineLegs000. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What happens in Vegas... sometimes ends up on the RADIO. A guy FREAKS OUT when Jubal tells him he's being fired for losing the corporate credit card & spending $7500 at a Las Vegas gentleman's club. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Imgae Courtesy: mockstar. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sweating from the eyeballs and bumps the size of Gobstoppers!?! Jubal tells one woman, he may have accidentally gave her the "Peruvian Sweats"... whatever THAT is. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Mr. Wright. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Attention Online Shoppers... Jubal is going to SCREW YOU OVER this holiday season by making you pay a $20 PER PACKAGE fee! If you don't like it, you're cut off! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Diesel Dan. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Margaret gets a call from State Representative, Seth Mackelroy (Jubal). Will she agree or disagree with his political stance? I have a feeling it won't matter when Jubal brings up abolishing Medicaid and losing handicap parking. Listen to the phone tap as this poor granny gets gumped (Part 2). (Image Courtesy: Sea Orchid. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy loses his S*! when Jubal tells him that people are willing to pay GOOD MONEY to suck his wife's toes! What's going on? It's Ramone's sexy foot website of course! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: sheriffmitchell. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do Sloppy Joes have in common with Miguel's wife??? It's all about the BUNS baby! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: manda_wong. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stoner Ted doesn't know much... but one thing he DOES know is there's a VAMPIRE PROBLEM in Seattle and we're ALL in danger. Well... maybe. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: reutC. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is throwing a big Halloween party with his neighbors... oops, did he say "Halloween"? He meant "Swingers party"! Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Airchinapilot. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What would make you MORE UPSET? Knowing that your daughter STOLE your $3000 bracelet, or that she pawned it for only $60??? Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Thomas Hawk. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The good news is the airline FOUND your lost luggage! The bad news is the guy that's supposed to bring it to you is wearing your shirt. LISTEN to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: kurichan+. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a guy to pour coffee all over his computer... WHY? NOBODY must ever know about the HORRIBLE things on that hard drive. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: [martin]. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Christian tells you to dress like a sassy pirate for Halloween, you either slap your sexy bottom and do what he says... OR you just get REALLY PISSED OFF! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Darwin Bell. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you don't laugh at today's PHONE TAP, it probably means your TOO POOR to understand it. Don't worry, Jubal will drop some $1 bills for you from his helicopter. Listen to the PODCAST. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook finds out that Snuggies are soft, cozy and EXTREMELY DANGEROUS! He calls customer service to complain that his Snuggie almost KILLED HIM! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: sixeightthree. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.