Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Miguel doesn't understand English very well and people get SO UPSET with him. He just needs a doctor appointment because he hurt his "bonestick". Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: PsychoManiac In The House. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy is FREAKING OUT because he's leaving for China in 2 days and needs his passport. Jubal calls and tells him it's ready to be picked up.... over in Canada. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: The Wide Wide World. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal REALLY pisses a dude off when he tells him that his car has been repoed! Jubal COULD be nice and helpful... but he'd rather just make the guy's life a living hell. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: nikoretro. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A mother GOES BALLISTIC when Jubal tells her that he gave her 15 year old daughter a TATTOO... That's not Jubal's problem though, he just wants his $200. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Phillip Pessar. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of the most GULLIBLE dudes Jubal has ever phone tapped! Jubal convinces him there's a pen lodged in his you-know-what... and there's a QUICK way to get it out. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's foreign friend "Vlad" is back from Azerbaijain and wants to buy a futon! So he answers a Craigslist list ad... but he's not used to doing business with a WOMAN! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Tobyotter. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Imagine dropping your car off at the dealer to have your brakes fixed, then getting a call 2 hours later saying they accidentally SOLD IT. Maybe you would freak out like THIS woman did in today's PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: andrewrennie. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The BAD news... somebody secretly filmed this guy taking a shower at the gym. The Good News... Jubal thinks he looks AWESOME in the video. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Ordinary Guy. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody's FAVORITE depressed clown is back for another phone tap, Buttons! This time he's doing an office party... he just needs a few shots of gin before he's ready to perform! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: _gee_. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BREAK A DATE IS BACK! Nobody likes breaking people's hearts... except Jubal that is! That's why he tells a girl that her boyfriend is DUMPING HER ASS with "Break a Date"! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Veronica Bautista. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook went into a strip club the other night and left with a few injuries. He claims that one of the girls actually broke his lap!?!? Listen to the PHONE TAP as Pook confronts the owner of the club! (Image Courtesy: Chiceaux. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This angry cell phone user just doesn't get the difference between 2G and 4G coverage... Maybe Jubal should explain it to him 17 more times! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Clint Gardner. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carrie's mom is ALWAYS giving her daughter's number out to random dudes. This time, she gave it to "Big Pook". Pook is willing to take Carrie out for Valentines Day and show her a good time. Maybe even give her a little somethin' somethin'? See how Carrie reacts in the phone tap! (Image Courtesy: aknacer.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Ted the stoner" calls a girl because he has her mail... uhhhh, at least he THINKS. Should he give it back or just go ahead CASH her paychecks? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: nhuisman. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian calls up a girl's fiance to make sure he doesn't make a HUGE MISTAKE on Valentines Day. He better rethink his order of a dozen tulips unless he wants to look like a total "cheap ass"! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: my name's happiness. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Put your cookies where your mouth is! Jubal challenges a female co-worker to a good old fashioned "cookie off". Winner takes all in today's PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: john koetsier. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Leave your iPhone in a taxi cab, and you MIGHT get a call from "Miguel"... the cab driver that gives the world's worst directions! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: NYCArthur. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Jubal's underwear goes missing he knows EXACTLY who to blame! Will the guy accept responsibility or do they need to have a make out fight over it? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: TheGreatVermin. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal uses his sexual "expertise" to give a guy some CRUCIAL ADVICE in the bedroom whether he wants to hear it or not. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Sandy Livermore. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman from the auto-mechanic's shop with some bad news. Her car accidentally fell off the lift and is COMPLETELY totaled. Listen as Jubal tries to place the blame on HER in the phone tap! (Image Courtesy: vnoel. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the stoner (Jubal) thinks he's SAVED THE DAY by putting out an apartment fire with his bong water. Shockingly, the landlord isn't so impressed. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: deboh_cherry. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duff needs the PERFECT GIFT for his Valentine's Day date. So he asks the girl's sister what he can buy to help him get laid! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: frankfarm. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rednecks Beware! If you listen to this PHONE TAP you might get so mad, you'll wanna wrastle a pig. Listen to the PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: martnpro. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a mother to let her know her 7 year old is a TOTAL HATER at school. Jubal just wants the students in his class to compliment his amazing sense of style. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Erik J. Gustafson. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kelsey drunkenly sent a topless photo to a dude in Portland. But Jubal tells her that the photos went to a poor sweet OLD LADY instead. Sounds like sexual harassment to me! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: JakeBrewer. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.