Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

It's a bad combination when Jubal has a "tummy bug" and he has to clean a guy's $50,000 car... Things get a little "messy" in today's PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brian and his buddy went golfing and did some minor damage to their golf cart. Hear how NERVOUS Brian gets when Jubal calls to confront him in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

His name is Sage Willlowbrook, and he is going to take pictures at your wedding whether he's invited or not. Take this magical journey with him and listen to the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is TOTALLY not insecure, but he really needs to ask his girlfriend's ex a "HUGE" question.... This is going to be awkward! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Leo Reynolds. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duff the personal trainer is making an AWESOME workout video and he needs the help of a hot female trainer... For some reason the girl on the phone just isn't up to Duff's standards. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: bricehardelin. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nothing is more refreshing than your morning glass of Orange Juice... UNTIL Jubal tells you that a co-worker has been PEEING in it! Listen to this guy freak out today's PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: . CarbonNYC. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Big Pook"s pinky toe just randomly popped off his foot when he took his athlete's foot medication! WTF!?! Listen as he calls his pharmacist to complain in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: rbatina. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You've heard of "dead beat dads".... Well today Jubal poses as a lawyer and tells a woman she owes her ex-husband money for "dog support". Hear her reaction in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: boxchain. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's normal for a plumber to let himself in to fix a clogged pipe... its NOT NORMAL for him to call you and say he's moving in! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Trev Grant. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today's PHONE TAP starts with a bad appraisal on a coin collection... then it just turns into an ALL OUT KUNG FOO BATTLE! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: MikeOliveri. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is the world's CREEPIEST maintenance guy. He just changed your shower heads and wants to see how everything is working... and he means EVERYTHING. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Photorolo. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Jubal's NEWEST character, Kyler Kensington, the brace-faced teenager with a foul mouth and non-stop energy. Give him the money he needs to go to Maryland OR ELSE! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Joseph Brauer. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet the most STRESSED OUT MOM in the world! She's so mad about her son's social studies grades that she actually threatens Jubal's life in the PHONE TAP! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: SalFalko. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sage Willowbrook has some WEIRD team building exercises to help your co-workers bond together. What the heck is a "soft scream"? We're about to find out in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: derfian. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Doodle, the 22 year old Man-Baby, is BACK and his daddy is asking a dog walker to walk him around the neighborhood! Is she up to the task? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy : samantha rebecca. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy FREAKS OUT when he learns that "Joe Nadds", the Northwest's premiere stripper will be performing at his fiancé's bachelorette party! Listen to his MELT DOWN in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: AngelJob. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the Stoner was detailing a lady's car and he forgot his ummm.... "medicine"... in it. She gets pretty UPSET when Ted calls to ask for it back. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: deboh_cherry. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Buzzy" is OUT OF PRISON and headed to a Bachelor Party this weekend! He just needs to call and make sure that nobody is going to set off one of his MANY "triggers". Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: -pushkill-. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman FLIPS OUT when Jubal tells her that she needs to pay off ALL of her dumbass boyfriend's parking tickets. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Brent Finnegan. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A groom GOES OFF when Jubal tells him that his wedding is being BUMPED from their hotel this weekend... Why? Because the Kardashians are coming to town! Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Thomas Hawk. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A girl applied for a job at a tanning salon... So Jubal gives her the WEIRDEST phone interview of her life! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: pure9. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The only thing more annoying than having computer issues is having a STONER try to help you fix it over the phone. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: tuxstorm. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

ATTENTION ALL WAITERS! If you ever have the desire to spit in your customers' food, Jubal MAY have the desire to PHONE TAP you... Don't mess with Jubal's food! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Trev Grant. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A lot of guys don't like to get massages from other dudes. But what if Jubal just PRETENDS to be a woman while he gives the massage? That SHOULD work right? Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Nika. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know how women always ask if their jeans make them look too big? Let this be a lesson to every man... don't EVER tell them "yes". Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: movethelife. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.