Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

So you sleep with a guy's wife and her husband calls to THANK YOU for it?!? What the....? Listen as Jubal makes things EXTREMELY awkward in today's PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody has THAT GUY at work who thinks he's hilarious during meetings and makes them go on forever. Jubal uses today's PHONE TAP to finally get back at one of them! Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Britney Spears comes to shop at your store, expect three things: Hundreds of paparazzi, thousands of screaming fans and the possibility of Ms. Spears leaving a "twosie" on the floor. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: EuPaparazzi. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody's favorite awkward banker, Frank, is on the PROWL for the ladies and he's smitten with a rather large kitten. It's time to give her a ringy ding ding and see if she wants to snuggle. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Andrew Kudrin. Creative Commons)) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy did the RIGHT THING and left a note after he accidentally dinged someone's car. But instead of getting an estimate for the damages he gets into a "DING BATTLE" with Jubal Flagg! Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal completely RUINS a woman's anniversary plans with her husband... She doesn't sound very happy when Jubal tells her about the new room arrangement on their luxury cruise. Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to tell him that his vacation days are being significantly reduced. He doesn't take the news so well, but the company has a GOOD REASON for it! Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a woman there's a problem getting her gown back from the dry cleaners... he MAY have gotten drunk and done stuff to it. Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He's only been in America for 2 weeks, his English isn't very good, but he has a heart of gold and he's VERY excited to order some authentic Italian food! Meet "Guiseppe" in today's PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

His name is Christian, he's your waiter and you BETTER NOT give him a bad tip or he'll slap you right in your sexy little mouth! Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Big Pook" calls a shoe store to buy some sweet pumps for his lady friend... but things get a little SAUCY when Pook hears the female employee talking about feet. Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The answer, Alex, would be: "What is Super Embarrassing?" The question is: "A Jubal Phone Tap". Listen as Jubal pranks a Jeopardy fanatic in today's PODCAST. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sage Willowbrook calls a local bakery to make a VERY unusual request... do you know what a "pastening" is?? You're about to find out in the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your highschool yearbook photo is a pretty big deal to most kids... but what if they messed up on your name, or what if what they wrote wasn't a NAME at all?! Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal is actually able to make a librarian ANGRY. I don't know why she's mad though, Jubal was using his "inside voice"! Listen to the PODCAST. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has been threatened in Phone Taps before, but NEVER like this! Find out what happens when he tells a guy to move his POS car away from Jubal's house in the PODCAST. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is all set for his hot date, but the girl is totally TURNED OFF when he calls asking to bring some unusual people along. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Lisa Brewster. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has a an important phone interview for a job, but the girl doesn't seem impressed when he starts shouting out random movie quotes. I wonder WHY. Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Another guy FLIPS OUT when Jubal calls him from "Break-A-Date", the fake website where Jubal breaks up with your boyfriend or girlfriend SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO! Listen to the Phone Tap. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our extremely nerdy friend Donald, is ready to get SUPER RIPPED... So he calls up a gym that he heard has the hottest chicks around! Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The new girl at a PR firm gets PRANKED by her co-workers today! She thinks Bradley Cooper is coming to Seattle and Jubal does NOT want a "NEWBIE" handling his high profile client! Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Never put Jubal in charge of your wife's birthday invitations... because what he accidentally writes on them will put you in the dog house forever. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Mr. Flibble. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to tell him he's being placed in the Women's Division of the country club tennis tournament. I don't know why he's so mad... now he might actually win! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: mary_gaston22. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lucas's girlfriend e-mailed the show to tell us how badly he wants to go Vegas for Jubal's birthday.... So Jubal calls Lucas to offer him a little trade for the tickets. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: madlyinlovewithlife. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian calls up a guy who's about to get married pretty much just to complain about the bride-to-be. Don't make Christian mad... because he can be HARSH. Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.