Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal calls a mattress store because he wants to make sure his new bed can take a SERIOUS "pounding" before he buys it... Do you know what we mean? Neither does the mattress salesman in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: justmakeit. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal can not BELIEVE what he found in the back seat of his car.... Neither can the oil change company he calls to complain to. Listen the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: ckOrange. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"Big Pook" is back and he has a message to give all the children... "Brush dem teeth!" So he wants to use a dentist's office to make a BADASS music video, but the dentist isn't so thrilled about the idea. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: The Djudju Beast. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a flower delivery service because he wants a bouquet delivered... to HIMSELF?? Yea, it's weird but Jubal's still pretty emotional after his breakup with his girlfriend and he's coping the BEST he can. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: spunkinator. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fiona THINKS she's setting up her husband for a PHONE TAP... but instead, she's getting REVERSE PHONE TAPPED! LISTEN to how ANGRY she gets when she find out her husband has already emailed the show. (Image Courtesy: Will Foster. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy and accuses him of running a METH LAB in his house! Of course, the guy is totally clean... but Jubal knows a DRUGGIE when he sees one and he's ready to bust this operation! Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody knows you get penalized for paying a bill too late... but have you ever heard of penalties for paying ALMOST LATE??? Neither has THIS guy... Listen to him FREAK OUT in the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A mother is FURIOUS when Jubal poses as a football coach and tells her that her son is getting CUT from the team... Maybe that kid should work on his scrubbing skills. Listen to the PHONE TAP. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal understands that if you want to be BIG TIME ACTOR, it's not WHAT you know... it's WHO you know. So he calls an acting school to see if he can get the hookups! Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: )ota. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman is on vacation and scheduled her million dollar house to be painted... the problem is stoner Ted is the painter, and he made a TEENY TINY mistake. Hear the woman FREAK OUT in the Phone Tap. (Image Courtesy: luke.baldacchino. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman asked her friend to recommend a good lawyer... unfortunately, her "friend" recommended Jubal Flagg, Attorney at Law. And he's not about to listen to her little sob story. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: keltickelton. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miguel is BACK and his English still isn't very good... so he's going to try his best to not offend anybody when he buys a car off Craigslist. Good luck Miguel! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: myoldpostcards. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap, Jubal tries to use EVERY outdated catch phrase he can possibly think of... Can he "Keep it Real"??? Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Photo Extremist. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a new employee that he needs to sign his "Torment Waiver" before he can come into work.... Don't know what a "torment waiver" is? Find out in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: TheRogue. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our favorite foul-mouthed teen, Kyler Korsington, is back and he's keeping the hallways safe. Today he calls a father to let him know his daughter said a bad word and Kyler wants her to be disciplined! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy : Joseph Brauer. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal thinks the stripper from a bachelor party ACCIDENTALLY stole his cell phone.... and she gets PISSED OFF when Jubal calls to confront her about it. Listen to today's PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Symic. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Jubal tells a woman that his pet "Chowder" got loose in her kitchen, she isn't too concerned.... until she finds out "Chowder" is actually a SNAKE! Listen to her freak out in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Bois Kowski. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Reed's having issues with his cell phone . Calling as a wireless service tech, Jubal says a quick "Wall Reset" will do the trick. You know? Wall reset? Throwing your cell phone against the wall. Listen to the phone tap. It just might work. Probably not. (Image Courtesy: Lazurite. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man has been hiding his wife's car from her for a week JUST so Jubal could do this PHONE TAP on her! Turns out Jubal found the car, but getting it back to her won't be all that easy. Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: bradleygee. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a Tacoma restaurant for a phone interview... but it's REALLY HARD to hard answer any questions since Jubal's been awake for the last 36 hours! That's the price of getting a great body! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: cepascal. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her that her grandma has been involved in some "shady activity" at her assisted living facility... Sounds like grandma's gone wild? Listen to the PHONE TAP! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a middle school SEX-ED teacher because he needs some advice on how to improve his love life... what he's doing now DEFINITELY is not working. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: jinglejammer. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Emily hooked up with a guy the other night and she actually wants us to PHONE TAP him! It's the perfect opportunity to have her "best friend" Christian call and SLAM the guy's bad technique. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: vernhart. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING to get a job in a movie... Listen to what Jubal makes this woman do when he tells her that there's a role for her on a big time film! (Image Courtesy: Silvio Tanaka. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our nerdy friend, Donald is scouring Craigslist and is ready to trade his SUPER SWEET CROSSBOW for some new stuff! But the guy on the other line doesn't seem too thrilled with Donald's trade offers. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: IslesPunkFan. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.