Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal calls up Rob's "funny friend" to see just HOW funny he really is. Bottom line: there's only room for ONE jokester in Rob's life... and Jubal wants to be it. Listen to the phone tap! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All of Jenna's wildest dreams are about to come true, because Jubal is giving her a Meet and Greet with her FAVORITE pop star, Pitbull!! But, she's going to have to make this visit worth his while. Listen to today's phone tap! (Image Courtesy: Lunchbox LP. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carrie gets a call from the Dean's office with some bad news. Despite her 3.94 GPA, there is no way the school is going to let her graduate.... not after what Jubal found on her Facebook! Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: ralph and jenny. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal and the police have been on the lookout for a shady meth-dealer that's been wreaking havoc in the state of Washington. Now, Jubal confronts him on the phone!!! Ladies and gentleman, meet the notorious "Mr. Meth" in today's phone tap! (Image Courtesy: Zawzome. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This woman lost her cell phone the other night at the bars. The good news is somebody found it! The bad news is that person is Duff, and he's looking to do a little MORE than just return it to her. Listen to the phone tap! (Image Courtesy: quadrant6ix. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joe went to the hospital a few weeks ago with a sprained ankle. Now Jubal is saying that he owes $4100!?! How is that possible, and WHAT in the world is "non-invasive leg surgery"?!?! Find out in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: toastforbrekkie. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a new character in the phone tap today! "Frank the banker" calls up a phone sex line, but it's NOT for romance... Listen to today's phone tap! (Image Courtesy: szeberenyi adrian.) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ed Strauss is a "little person" and calls a landscaping company with a serious complaint. Apparently, one of the landscapers made fun of his size and called him a "garden gnome." Now Ed wants retribution in a very unusual way... Listen to the phone tap! (Image Courtesy: phidauex. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Officer Rybeck calls Marie because they have found security footage of her peeing behind a Jack in the Box! The restaurant is ready to press charges... but there might be ONE WAY to make this all go away. Listen to today's phone tap! (Image Courtesy bookgrl. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nicole was recommended for a receptionist job at a local travel agency. Â Unfortunately for her, the agency is run by Christian... and Christian is NOT easily impressed. In fact, sometimes he's just downright mean! Listen to the phone tap. (Image Courtesy: Jane Starz. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What if you went to get your engagement ring appraised and the jeweler called to tell you it's a FAKE? You might react a little like Brian did. Listen to the phone tap as Jubal threatens to tell Brian's wife! (Image Courtesy: mandaloo. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jen gets a call from Donald, the biggest Star Wars nerd in the galaxy. He has two goals in life: First, defeat the Evil Galatic Empire and second, romance a beautiful woman!!! Listen in to today's phone tap and see if the nerd gets the girl! (Image Courtesy: Rob Ireton. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dennis e-mailed Jubal because he wanted to phone tap his wife... little does Dennis know, HE'S the one that's about to get pranked! Listen to the podcast and the first ever Phone Tap REVERSAL!!! (Image Courtesy: randomplaces. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

John's wife sent us an email telling Jubal that her husband is EXTREMELY jealous. We didn't believe her... until we phone tapped him! Hear how he reacts in the podcast. (Image Courtesy: massdistraction. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maurine has been taking weight loss supplements for a few weeks. Unfortunately, the pills come with a few STRANGE side-effects and Jubal wants to warn her about them. But is it already TOO LATE? Listen in the phone tap! (Image Courtesy: liquidnight. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shawn recently ducked out in the middle of a date. Jubal calls him up as the waiter from that night to basically.... ruin his life. Hear how Shawn handles it in the phone tap! (Image Courtesy: Stefano Mazzone. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you heard about the new birthing method that ALL the celebrities are using??? It's called "assplasty" and Jubal wants it done for his wife... Learn all about it in today's phone tap! (Image Courtesy: wstera2. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Angie just bought a new house and is ready to move in tomorrow! But there are a few MINOR issues with the property that Jubal should warn her about... Whatever, Jubal is just happy to have finally sold the damned place. Hear what happens in the phone tap! (Image Courtesy: Wolfrage. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal pretends to be Reggie's new manager and calls to tell him that everybody is taking a 30% pay cut!?!? But wait, there's GOOD NEWS... Jubal is an expert motivational speaker and he's going to help Reggie through it. Hear what happens in the phone tap! (Image Courtesy: TheMuuj. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the stoner (Jubal) calls an unsuspecting father to let him know that he's going PROPOSE to his daughter. The problem is Ted has only been dating her for one month!?!? Listen as Bill becomes the MADDEST dad in the world in today's phone tap! (Image Courtesy: beast love. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman with some GREAT NEWS... she just won a FREE TRIP to Hawaii!!! But it's not THAT easy... she has to read a few WEIRD lines for the company's promotional ad. Listen, as Jubal asks Mahaliah to say some really RIDICULOUS things to please the sponsors in the phone tap. (Image Courtesy: giantnar. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Girl scouts can be ruthless when it comes to cookies, but Jubal found out Girl Scout Mom's can be EVEN WORSE. In todays phone tap... a troop Mom FREAKS OUT when Jubal tells her crappy cookie sales are the embarrassment of the community. (Image Courtesy: c r i s. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With his storage locker holding a $10,000 comic book collection, Chris gets a phone call with horrible news. Jubal accidentally auctioned off his ENTIRE LOCKER!! At least Batman is on the case?? It'll make sense once you listen to the podcast. OR WILL IT???? I'M BATMAN (Image Courtesy: Big C Harvey. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Michael's wife talks all the time at work and Jubal's had ENOUGH. He calls Michael with a simple request... "tell your wife to shut up!" And if that doesn't work, maybe a bribe will. Listen to the phone tap! (Image Courtesy: .Live. Your. Life. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amber gets a call from corporate HR letting her know she accidentally hit a co-worker with her left breast. And in Jubal's book, that qualifies as sexual harassment!!! Listen to the phone tap. (Image Courtesy: inlinguaManchester. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.