Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Today Jubal Phone Taps a guy who is lactose intolerant. You see, Jubal doesn't BELIEVE that you should be intolerant of anybody or anything! And maybe he can learn to accept milk and cheese instead of being so prejudiced against it.... Is that NOT what "lactose intolerance" means?? Oh well! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Skanska Matupplevelser. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/liste...

In today's PHONE TAP... Jubal needs to warn a woman that she MIGHT be in danger. So they are going to be relocating her and her whole family IMMEDIATELY. She never should have told the police about that guy spraying graffiti. Hear it in the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Scott Ogle. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook is BACK and he desperately needs a job... and he saw a "Now Hiring" promotion for a store online. But when he calls the store, they don't seem very interested in hiring him. WHHAAAAAAT??!?!? Find out why in the Phone Tap! (Image Courtesy: Tess Aquarium. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Riley just started his new job this week... and it's time for one his "nice" co-workers to welcome him to the company. It's DONALD, the nerdy I.T. guy! Donald has the inside scoop on all the "super cool" stuff that goes down at the office... including which female co-workers the SEXIEST? It's not weird... it's a JUBAL PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Rainer Stropek. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com...

A girl named Bailey has been anxiously waiting for a phone call to hear about a job opportunity she applied for... So Jubal decides to call her instead! And he has some disappointing news about the job. She didn't get it, and it's ALL BECAUSE of her boring old Facebook. Hear it in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Maria Elena. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her that after ALL her hard work getting neighbor's signatures is FINALLY paying off... because the city has agreed to put a traffic circle in her neighborhood to get cars to slow down... So WHY is she SCREAMING at Jubal less than a minute later? Find out in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: The Tire Zoo. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informati...

Jubal calls a guy named Don to tell him that HE ISN'T SAFE! Why?? Well... he just rented a room in his house to guy from Craigslist who is wanted in FOUR STATES. And they don't call him "The Piranha" for nothing. Hear if Don can make it out of this Phone Tap alive! (Image Courtesy: creepyhalloweenimages. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark is SUPER NERVOUS about proposing to his girlfriend tomorrow... Well he's about to go ballistic. Because Jubal is calling from the engagement ring store with some bad news about the diamond ring that Mark purchased. And it only gets worse from there. Hear Mark's reaction in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Koshy Koshy. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's Phone Tap Jubal pretends to be a paranormal investigator... and he knows the ONE PLACE ghosts LOVE to hide is in the bathroom. But, for some reason, the guy on the phone doesn't believe Jubal. He better do what Jubal says or else those shower ghosts are just going to get angrier! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: mattwi1s0n. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for priv...

Jubal calls a woman who dropped her car off at an airport parking lot for the week. He needs to come clean about something that happened with her car while she was gone... and she TOTALLY blames Jubal for it! Is that FAIR??? Well, yes. Yes it is. Hear it in the PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: S Jones. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Divorced-moms BEWARE!!! Because creepy Elementary School teacher Mr. Bruce is on the PROWL and he's looking for a HOOK UP with a special woman who will stay in with him and listen to his brand new John Legend CD. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: .Martin.. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian works for a catering company and he CAN'T STAND dealing with all those high-maintenance bridezillas out there with their ridiculous demands. Like today's "bride-to-be" actually wants a VEGETARIAN option at her wedding reception? I mean, WHO does she think she is?!? Christian won't stand for it... Hear what he has to say in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: David Goehring. Creative Commons)...

There are two types of animal people. People who like animals... and dog lovers. And the people who REALLY love their dogs are out of control! Today, Jubal calls one of those crazy dog lovers because she keeps bringing her pup into the grocery market. And she COMPLETELY FREAKS OUT when Jubal bans her AND her dog from the store in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Cordey. Creative Commons) See omnyst...

Jerry the Neighborhood Tooth Fairy is BACK and ready to welcome another woman to their humble community!... Is SHE ready to have a 42 year old man in a dress sneak around her house collecting teeth??? We'll find out, when we CALL HER in today's PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: iamcootis. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kristen was EXTREMELY disappointed that Ellen didn't come to the University of Washington on Monday... So Jubal calls her to let her know that Ellen wants to make things right... and fly her down to LA... to meet in person... but that's not ALL Ellen wants from Kristen. Listen as things get SUPER UNCOMFORTABLE in the Phone Tap! (Image Courtesy: Tulane Public Relations. Creative Commons) See omnyst...

Jubal calls a girl who's JUST about to graduate from college... but he's got some bad news. The University doesn't think it's a good idea to let someone like HER get a diploma. She knows WHY... or maybe she doesn't? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: carterse. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman named Aaliyah is upset because her new neighbor is making too much noise... Well, things are about to get a; =; WORSE for her, because Jubal is going to pose as that neighbor and he just wants to play music and DANCE. (Image Courtesy: Mish Suhkharev. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook has been known to bootleg things like DVD's, CD's, stereo equipment... but that's PEANUTS compared to his new gig... Because today he's selling HEALTHCARE! And it's the best deal you're gonna find anywhere in the country GUARANTEED! You know you want to sign up for some "Pook-a-Care". Listen to the Phone Tap! (Image Courtesy: Dawn McIlvain Stahl. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/liste...

When somebody brings their car in to the shop for some AUTO-REPAIR there's only ONE MAN for the job... Jubal Flagg! He's going to get to the bottom of this case... and it's not going to be pretty. Hear what Jubal found in his investigation in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Dwayne Bent. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When somebody wants business advice, there's only ONE MAN that they can turn to... It's Jubal Flagg! His advice may not be helpful, in fact, it might just be downright RUDE. But it's always hilarious. Listen to the "great" business advice he gives to a woman in today's PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Adreanna Moya Photography. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to fill him in on all the DETAILS about the Mexican Getaway for Two that he won at an auction... Hopefully he realizes that "For Two" means that Jubal is going with him! Oh, he doesn't??? Well this is going to make their shared hotel room VERY AWKWARD. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: WillDaravong. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lauren is in the running for a nanny position with a family that has 2 boys.... So Jubal poses as the father to do a phone interview with her... and he gets a LITTLE EMOTIONAL and let's it slip that his wife has been sleeping around. Oops! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: tourist_on_earth. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her that he had a little "whoopsie moment".... because her car was accidentally destroyed. For some reason she doesn't find it as funny as Jubal. Hear it in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: IFCAR (Own work) [Public domain], via Wikimedia Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's PHONE TAP, Jubal poses as a Corporate HR rep... he tells a guy that a lady has complained about something he did in the office during her birthday. He better do EXACTLY what Jubal says if he wants to keep his job. Listen in the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: g4ll4is. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her that her flight to South Africa has been changed slightly... Now she's going to be on a different plane with some INTERESTING new co-passengers. Find out how she takes the GOOD NEWS in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Andrew Malone. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.