Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal calls a woman after she made a visit to her doctor's office... basically, Jubal thinks she should just use WebMD to figure out what her problem is. That's what ALL the experts do! Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Neelesh Bhandari. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ted the Stoner calls a receptionist to tell her that the pizzas she received for her bosses' meeting need to be replaced.... Because Ted clumsily might have put something on those pizzas that those guys DEFINITELY shouldn't eat! Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Don Hankins. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy and tells him that he's ready to hire his girlfriend for a new job... there's just ONE THING he needs to know first. Does she have real or fake boobs?? It's VERY important in his decision. Hear the boyfriend FREAK OUT in the Phone Tap. (Image Courtesy: C.P.Storm. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Vlad just moved here from another country and the customs are a little bit different here in America... still Vlad doesn't understand WHY he needs to order his bread from a WOMAN. Don't any men work at this bakery??? Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Matthew Nuzum. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Do NOT. EVER. cross Christian and steal his man unless you are prepared for a major cat fight. That's what happens in today's PHONE TAP and Christian is out for revenge! Listen to the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: StrykerImages. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Estaban, the sexy, seductive song-writer is back with another hot new hit single! He just needs to call a party planner to make sure that his release party is OFF THE CHAIN! Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Community College of Vermont. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's VALENTINE'S DAY! And that means Flowers, chocolates and even singing telegrams. And who better to call you and brighten up your day... than BUTTONS the severely depressed clown!? But Valentine's Day brings up some painful memories for Buttons. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Aaron Fulkerson. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In today's phone tap, Jubal poses as a hotel concierge that's just been fired for a customer complaint. So he calls that customer for some sweet, sadistic REVENGE! Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Ricardo Liberato. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sage Willowbrook has been feeling a little stressed out lately and he thinks he knows WHY... the steak he ate the other night MUST have been from a very stressed out cow. Now he's calling the restaurant to CONFIRM what he already knows. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: David Blackwell.. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal delivered alpacas to a woman's backyard ready and ON TIME! So WHY is the woman on the phone so upset??? Probably because she never ordered them in the first place. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Arbutus. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a lady that can't seem to put the lid on her trash can... and Jubal will admit, he gets a little crazy with her at the end of the call. Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Steve. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy is supposed to have his bathroom painted by a professional, but there's a PROBLEM... Jubal noticed his DVD collection is filled with very raunchy movies. He can't focus with all that smut in the same room as him! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Omer Simkha. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal found out that a guy has been secretly smoking pot behind the bowling alley where he works... So Jubal tells him if he wants to KEEP his precious job, he needs to do something a little "sinister" for Jubal. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: LawPrieR. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls up a father and tells him that his son needs to be picked up from school immediately. WHY?? Because it's the week before the Super Bowl and his son wore a Bronco's jersey. How DARE he!?! Listen to things escalate the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: M Glasgow. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Even though Christian works in customer service, he doesn't take sass from anyone... ESPECIALLY old people. So when an older woman needs help with her computer issues, Christian doesn't give a damn! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Eli Duke. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you're girlfriend is upset about another woman in her office you COULD try and console her... OR you could just set her up for a phone tap! That's what Jenny's boyfriend did! Hear it in the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Roseli Sato. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

If you ever have a problem with your cable, you better PRAY that Miguel doesn't call you from tech support... Because talking to him is the most frustrating thing in the world. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Ernesto Andrade. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a doctors office to see if they can help fix a crazy problem he's having... you know... down there... It's ALLLL messed up. Can they help Jubal out? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: vavva_92. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman to tell her that her addiction has made her husband so concerned, that he's paid me $1500 to have her admitted to rehab. Whats her addiction? The video game "Candy Crush" of course. The worst of all kinds! Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Chelsea Gomez (Oak). Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a woman that she got the LEAD ROLE in the play "West Side Story". But there will be a small change in the script... it's all going to take place on Mars with aliens and robots. Is she up for it? Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Raymond Bryson. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

After Jubal's VIRAL PHONE TAP on a 49er fan earlier this week, a blogger in San Francisco wanted to do a phone interview... so Jubal agreed! But then Jubal decided that he would phone tap the poor guy instead! YES! Hear it in the PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: Hollywood_PR. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A man is very unhappy with his dry cleaner. Apparently, the food & drink stain on his suit was not cleaned properly... So Jubal calls from the dry cleaner and tells the guy he should learn to be a cleaner eater. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: wiggoaugogo. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal tells a woman that there's a blocked sewage pipe beneath her house. It's totally fixable, but it means they have to drill straight down through the living room floor! LIsten to the PHONE TAP. (Creative Commons: Send in the Clowns. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal's new pet parrot won't shut up about Shia LaBeouf and it's driving Jubal LITERALLY INSANE... So Juba calls a therapist for some help and he NEEDS IT (trust me). Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Dmitry Baranovskiy. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You've been to a Thanksgiving dinner... but have you ever been to a SPANKSGIVING dinner?? It's EXACTLY the same as Thanksgiving... except TOTALLY different. And Jubal needs to hire a caterer for it! Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: adotmanda. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.