Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Jubal calls a woman who's just a few days away from a breast augmentation... And he just wants to go over the all new "options" that are available out there in the boob world! You know, it's 2014... and a lot of things have changed (for the better?). Hear Jubal's suggestions for her lovely lady lumps in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Tony. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy...

Uber nerd, Donald, is Back... and he's willing to do whatever it takes to protect your computer from nasty viruses. Even if he has to put HIS LIFE ON THE LINE. And he's doing courtesy calls to everybody at risk... Hear it in today's Phone Tap! (Image Courtesy: Don Hankins. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Big Pook is back again! And he's staying for a few days at a friend of a friend's house... Pook just needs to check to make sure the guy is hooked up with HBO... Because there's some AWESOME stuff on HBO that has Pook very excited to "move in"... errr....i mean, what?! Hear it the Phone Tap! (Image Courtesy: Chris Brown. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sage Willowbrook is back... and he wants to give out some ICE CREAM to children at the local community center. "I scream, you scream"... We all scream... when we hear this super creepy PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Adrian Scattow. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a woman who signed up for a beginner's knitting class... the problem is JUBAL takes knitting VERY VERY seriously. And he doesn't want anybody in his class who doesn't want to learn with a vengeance! That's what it takes to knit. Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: hientien@sbcglobal.net. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a department store saleswoman with a complaint... she sold him a beautiful red tie last week. And that tie COMPLETELY RUINED HIS LIFE. It's time for payback! Listen in the Phone Tap. (Image Courtesy: N A I T. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as an officer of the law... and accuses a guy of doing something illegal. He doesn't really have any PROOF... but it's just a hunch. And when you're a veteran cop like JUBAL, you gotta go with your gut. (Image Courtesy: Elvert Barnes. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a pet-sitter to watch over "Gammy"... the problem is Gammy isn't EXACTLY what people normally call "a pet"... will she still be cool with it? Let's find out in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Neil Moralee. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today, Jubal Phone Taps a woman who's been having problems with her house renovations. Apparently, nothing is going right and she's been complaining to the contractor for weeks. So it's the PERFECT TIME to tell her there have been a few more problems. Hear her reaction in the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Wolfgang Staudt. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy emailed the show and said if you Phone Tap his buddy and just Mention his ex-girlfriend, then he we'll FREAK OUT. So Jubal tried it. And the dude gets MADDER than we even expected! Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Jeramey Jannene. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A young lady is considering leaving Seattle and heading down to Los Angeles for a shot at FAME! Well, talent agent "Topher Sparks" thinks she has EXACTLY what it takes to make a big impact in Hollywood! It just might not be the impact she was hoping for... Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: The City Project. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal needs a party planner to handle his son's VERY VERY expensive birthday party... and I don't know if the party planner REALIZES just HOW RICH Jubal really is. Well Jubal is going to make that fact very clear in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: 401(K) 2012. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is FED UP with old people and all the discounts and special treatment they get (all because they've stayed alive for a long time)... That's why he's started an ANTI-Old people organization called "DIE Already"! Can Jubal convince another woman to support him and his cause??? Let's find out in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: sander_123. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Jubal calls a girl who had a dentist appointment recently to give her some TROUBLING news... her dentist has recently been canned for "sexting" during some of his procedures. And he's done some WEIRD STUFF while his patients have been under anesthesia. Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Zdenko Zivkovic. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy and tells him that HE is the one who hit his car and didn't leave a note.... It's been 3 days since the incident. But hey, at least Jubal FINALLY called to apologize, right? The guy in today's PHONE TAP, isn't as understanding... (Image Courtesy: Mariam Ayyash. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a moving company with a VERY strange request... Hopefully, they're willing to do and can accomplish it, before it's "too late". Listen in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Rachel Haller. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal is ready to send a guy on a wonderful timeshare vacation to beautiful Hawaii!... But it's never that easy, there's a few SUPER SHORT presentations that he MIGHT have to attend in order to make it happen. Shouldn't be a big problem, right? WRONG. Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: bark. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People get so frustrated with computer passwords, especially if they forget theirs. It's a good thing Jubal is there to be of service... He just wants to be a GOOD customer care professional and resolve their password issue as smoothly and calmly as possible. It never seems to work out that way though. Hear it in today's PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Rainer Stropek. Creative Commons) See omnystudio....

Imagine how awkward it would be if you were accidentally told you were FIRED by the person replacing you... Pretty uncomfortable right? And That's EXACTLY what happens in today's Phone Tap, when Jubal calls a guy and breaks the news that he's out of the band. Hear it in the PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Jason Parrish. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal has to make amends with a girl that he used to bully WAY back in elementary school... He just wants to say that he's SORRY about everything... and he means EVERYTHING. Listen as things get a little out of control in today's Phone Tap! (Image Courtesy: Maryland Gov Pics. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are TWO sure fire ways to make somebody very upset... tell them that their new house is going to be demolished by the city OR accuse them of doing drugs. Luckily, Jubal does BOTH of those things in today's PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Maryland National Guard. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal needs a professional artist to help him with a very special project... he wants his lovely Grandma to be painted, BUT there's one catch... and hopefully it's not a deal breaker for the artist. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Racchio. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miguel RETURNS in todays Phone Tap and he's ready to help another woman fix the problem in her house!... Miguel just needs to figure out WHAT the problem is exactly... his English isn't very good. So sorry if he can't understand you! Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Mark Hunter. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a Doctors office because he has a small problem with how his last check up went... and HOPEFULLY they can see where he's coming from and give him another chance to impress them... Hear it in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Lauren Nelson. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christian is feeling EXTRA SASSY today... which is bad news for the girl in today's Phone Tap. She's just an assistant and now she's about to feel the wrath of Christian! Find out why in the PHONE TAP PODCAST. (Image Courtesy: Deiby. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.