Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

In today's Phone Tap... a girl is being set up on a blind date with a guy named Colby. But sometimes, when Colby's talking, CHARLES busts in on the conversation. Who is Charles? Listen to the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Stefan Neuweger. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

College can be a ROUGH TIME for some kids that are heading off away from home for the first time... That's why they have college counselors to help deal with the stress. But today's Counselor is NOT PREPARED to handle the call he gets from Jubal... Hear it in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: daily_dares. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People hire repair guys all the time to fix things around the house... maybe an appliance or a toilet... but what happens when the repairman leaves something behind? Something that he's embarrassed to even tell you about.... AWK-WARD! Jubal just wants his undies back in today's Phone Tap! (Image Courtesy: jason wilson. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

School is finally back in session... which means it's TIME ONCE AGAIN for Jubal to call some parents and see if he can piss them off. Today, he calls a mother and tells her that her son is struggling in school... and the problem is NOT his academic performance. Hear it in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Liana_Kyle. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whenever "Big Pook" makes a dinner reservation he goes ALL OUT... He wants a classy 4-star restaurant... he wants to eat a delicious meal... and he wants to order from a waitress with a BIG BOOTY. Can they make that happen for him? Find out in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: star5112. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Everybody thinks of their grandma as a gentle, sweet old lady... You never think that granny would be at the retirement center, doing Jello Shots and going Topless... But, that's what Jubal tells a guy in today's PHONE TAP... It's "Grannys Gone Wild"! GET YOUR DVD COPY NOW! (Image Courtesy: Bright Royalty. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our friend, Christian, is good at A LOT of things... styling hair, tying scarves... but ONE THING he's NOT good at is Patience. Especially when the girl on the phone won't even donate ONE DOLLAR to her college. Christian is not going to let her MOUTH OFF like that. Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Barry Solow. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever thought when you're swiping your "rewards" card at the grocery store that people might be MONITORING EVERYTHING YOU BUY... Even your most embarrassing purchases? That's why Jubal calls one guy to congratulate him on his latest purchase at the store in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Corey Balazowich. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today Jubal poses as a detective from a local police department... and he needs to tell a guy named John about a BIZARRE incident that just came to their attention... it's going to ROCK HIS WORLD. Does Jubal take it too far?? Hear it in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Evan. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You know when you have a certain craving for a specific type of food and you'll do ANYTHING to get it? Well... Stoner Ted had that moment the other day... so he called a bakery to see if they had what he wanted. Hear it in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Cupcake Murder Aftermath. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Your resident meathead Duff is BACK... usually he calls a hot chick or "breezy" (as he calls them). But TODAY he's calling a dude, because he's heard through the grapevine that his ex-girlfriend is dating again. It's time for DUFF to assert his manhood and show this tool who's BOSS... with a PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Comrade Foot. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa...

Jubal is standing up for the all adult babies of the world in today's PHONE TAP. His 29-year-old son ("Doodle") wants to join a BABY GYM. And he shouldn't be discriminated against just because he still wears diapers and sucks on a pacifier! Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: sissy samantha clarkson. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

People can get very emotional when their pets go missing... but it's a GREAT FEELING when somebody calls to say your pet's been found! Unless, of course, that somebody barely speaks English and you can't understand a WORD they're saying. It's Miguel! And he's found a guy's lost dog in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Trev De. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got an email from a guy who wants to prank his girlfriend... she recently came to America from Columbia. SO, Jubal calls her up from immigration to mess with her a little bit. She needs to know that things work a LITTLE DIFFERENTLY here in the States. Hear it in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Mike Mozart. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How would you behave if it was your LAST DAY working at your job??? Probably a little bit like Jubal does in today's Phone Tap... He's SUPPOSED to be helping a woman with her cellular plan, but honestly... he couldn't care less. Hear it in the PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: Dennis Skley. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a landscaper with some VERY SPECIFIC requests for his yard. He just moved next door to his ex-wife (awkward!) and he has some ideas for how he wants the front lawn to look. Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Lars Plougmann. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time for the return of the creepiest elementary school teacher... Mr. Bruce!!! He's checking out all the Mommys of the kids at his school... and he's willing to do whatever it takes to score. "Ohhhh yeaaaaaaa"... Hear it the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Sohail. Fazluddin. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's always a good time to call someone and say that you know them through Facebook... and when they don't recognize YOU, just start CRYING uncontrollably. Fun right?? That's what Jubal does in today's PHONE TAP. Why doesn't Mikey LIKE him!?!? Listen in the PODCAST! (Image Courtesy: Karin Dalziel. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal poses as a fertility doctor and calls a woman's husband to let him know... that his wife is FERTILE... very very VERY fertile. Jubal might sound a little inappropriate, but hey! He's not your average doctor! Hear it in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Life Mental Health. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a local restaurant to make a reservation for a VERY special occasion... but REALLY, the MAIN goal is to just piss off the hostess who's on the phone with him... Will Jubal succeed?? Of COURSE he will... Listen in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: mjtmail (tiggy). Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jubal calls a guy to let him know that he still owes his local church PAYMENT for the baptism of their daughter... it's just $500... and they need him to pay ASAP or the baptism will not be recognized as "official". Don't make Jubal smite you! Hear it the in PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Stuart Richards. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman named Samantha is waiting for insurance to speak with her about a hit and run that happened on her parked car... Unfortunately, the "agent" calling her is JUBAL (aka. "Mr. Customer Service)... and he's got some bad news for sweet Samantha. Hear it in the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Vetatur Fumare. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There are certain evil children out there, who will stop at NOTHING to embarrass their parents. That happens when Jubal makes a call to a certain "sexy lady"... and his OWN SON jumps on the phone to ruin everything! AWK-WARD! Listen in the PHONE TAP. (Image Courtesy: Tim Simpson. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A guy is moving into his first apartment with his girlfriend this Saturday... but Jubal calls to say that it's not going to work.... because something "strange" happened at his new place and it needs to be cleaned up. Listen to the PHONE TAP! (Image Courtesy: Jayel Aheram. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There's a little brace-faced teen out there with a foul mouth and big dreams... his name's Kyler, and he just wants to go to Space Camp, but he needs to get enough money to go. So he'll call up local businesses and ask for cash until he can achieve his goal! (Image Courtesy: Paul Hudson. Creative Commons) See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.