Bride of the Creature

Landini… Next time on Bride of the Creature: GRIZZLY! It’s like JAWS only it’s a BEAR!!!

The little gray cells… Next time on Bride of the Creature: There’s this girl and she knows too much. AND SO CAN YOU! Mario Bava’s proto-giallo “The Girl Who Knew Too Much”

You’ve arrived on a rather… special night… it’s one of the master’s affairs… Next time on Bride of the Creature: The time has come to exercise our little grey cells with the help of the greatest detective in the world: Hercule Poirot! It’s Kenneth Branagh’s “A Haunting in Venice”

Bilbo should have killed that creature when he had the chance… Next time on Bride of the Creature: We’re inverting the last two digits of the release year of this movie with the Universal Horror classic “The Old Dark House” from 1932.

It’s time for an Occurance at Owl Creek Podcast. Next time on Bride of the Creature: GHOULS ON A BOAT. It’s Andre Ovredal’s 2023 bloodsucker “The Last Voyage of the Demeter”

God that’s… not good. Next time on Bride of the Creature: Life is a Carnival. It’s Carnival of Souls from 1962

I wish they were werewolves… Next time on Bride of the Creature: Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd… His skin was pale and his eye was odd…

Look upon me. I will show you the life of the mind. Next time on Bride of the Creature: someBODY once TOLD me the BEACH was gonna OLD me…

RIch people are crazy… Next time on Bride of the Creature: It’s been AGES since Joey picked some Japanese movie. So he did. Takashi Miike’s: “The Happiness of the Katakuris!”

Roses Are RedThis Movie is DryGo Get a Big KnifeRight Into Your Eye   Next time on Bride of the Creature: Nicole claims Joey manipulated her into picking Skinamarink. This is NONSENSE, but in the interest of a happy home, she’s picking again. It’s Brandon Cronenberg’s latest: INFINITY POOL

We watched this movie back in September?… but we managed to find some fun stuff to talk about anyway. Welcome back.   Next time on Bride of the Creature: Nicole chose some experimental, indie, avant-garde stuff. You know like NORMAL. See you next time when we watch SKINAMARINK

The feed has been taken over by tiny anarchist goblins! Please enjoy your first visit… to Spooky Town.   Next time on Bride of the Creature: Joey really has selected Bob Balaban’s 1993 horror-comedy “My Boyfriends Back” and you’re gonna be in trouble. They have watched the movie! They’re only 3 months late! LIFE HAPPENS,...

This month we’re watching the legendary British television cult classic GHOSTWATCH and also discussing the approximate number of people who are dummies.   Next time on Bride of the Creature: Joey has selected Bob Balaban’s 1993 horror-comedy “My Boyfriends Back” and you’re gonna be in trouble.

Like a phoenix from the ashes, we have returned. After an unscheduled hiatus (we looked all over the damn house for my beautiful KINO special edition blu ray of this film… it’s the one with the awesome Sean Phillips cover art) we’re back to discuss this wonderful TV movie from 1973, and a whole lot...

I’ll tell you what I’m going to do with these pies, man! I’m gonna invite you and all your friends over for a pie party! It’s gonna be a really great way to buoy the spirits of the community and bring us closer together!   Next time on Bride of the Creature: If you thought...

Easily in the top 3 werewolf movies that reference Mr. Rogers.   Next time on Bride of the Creature: What ARE you going to do with those pies, boys? It’s KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE!

We’re gonna get 1,000,000 downloads of this episode… because… it’s HAUNTED* *not actually Haunted Next time on Bride of the Creature: WEREWOLVES WITHIN!

This wasn’t the movie I meant to pick… Still, how ’bout that Umbrella guy?   Join us next month for Nicole’s pick:

Welcome back to The Bride’s House of Waxing Intellectual. Join me for the third and final installment of our Amityville Horror deep dive. A big thank-you goes out to Joey Gruszecki for editing and production, Rob Gruszecki for composing, performing and recording the theme song and Alex Lueng for photography.  A list of research references:...

Welcome back to Part 2 of The Bride’s House of Waxing Intellectual. Where we continue our analysis of the Amityville Horror. Part 2 explores the cultural context of the book, the 1979 movie and movie review. A big thank-you goes out to Joey Gruszecki for editing and production, Rob Gruszecki for composing the theme song...

‘Twas the night before Christmasand like in the bastJoey scrambled to post upthe newest podcast… Merry Happy from Bride of the Creature! Join us in January when Joey is back on his bullshit again and we watch YOKAI MONSTERS: 100 MONSTERS

Bride of the Creature presents The Bride’s House of Waxing Intellectual. The podcast that dives deep into a horror novel and the move/movies that are based on it. Our first series explores Jay Anson’s 1977 novel The Amityville Horror, the 1979 film and the 2005 remake.  A big thank-you goes out to Joey Gruszecki for...

State your first name, last name and occupation Panther Woman. Panther Woman and…. uh… Panther Woman Candyman? More like… MAN CANDY! AMIRITE?!!

Candyman? More like… MAN CANDY! AMIRITE?!! Next time on Bride of the Creature: Less Candymans more Beastmans. ISLAND OF LOST SOULS!!!

Werewolves, wait, hear me out… with bats! Next month it’s a Spooktober VS Double-Header as we watch the 1992 original CANDYMAN and it’s newfangled reboot/remake from the current year of our lord 2021. We’re even going to read the Clive Barker short story that is the basis. See you then!