Bride of the Creature

We bring you the gift of the gift. It’s a gift (starring WC Fields). Next time on Bride of the Creature: We are going on summer vacation! We’re moving house and that’s a lot of work so there will be no July or August episodes! Enjoy your vaxxed ‘n’ waxxed hot boi summers and join...

Stop motion? More like… stop SLEEPIN’! amirite? (sorry.) Next time on Bride of the Creature: Nicole has selected Sam Raimi’s last film before disappearing into superhero and franchise hell (minus a quick nostalgia trip post Spiderman 3), 2000’s “The Gift”

How come “Bad City, Iran” looks so much like southern California? At the end of this episode Joey rambles about the song “L’arena” by Ennio Morricone (it’s great), he mistakenly claims it is from a movie called “The Arena”. He does this because he’s an idiot and as soon as recording was complete he remembered the...

It’s your birrrrrrrrrthday and we want you to have fun. We’ll be back in a month with less robot killin’ and more Iranian Vampires with “A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night”

Take a break from all the video conferencing you’ve had to do in lockdown and… watch these people do some. Be sure to join us next month to watch a stoic Nicholas Cage kill what resemble but are legally distinct from the Five Nights at Freddy’s monsters (who resemble, but are legally distinct from Chuck-E-Cheese)

Mark Dacascos is many things… apparently including an Iroquois warrior? Next time on Bride of the Creature:Because we haven’t spent enough time on Zoom in the last year… it’s HOST! That seance movie shot on Zoom! Yay?

There’s nothing scarier than filthy, british orphans. Next time on Bride of the Creature:Brotherhood of the Wolf. Write your own funny joke or commentary here, I’m tired.

Damn, Japan… YOU SCARY! Next time on Bride of the Creature:It’s beginning to look a lot like Grand Dame Guignol! Join us as we ask the immortal question: Who Slew Auntie Roo?

There’s eyes in them thar hills! Next time on Bride of the Creature:Joey’s back on his bullshit and we travel to Japan yet again for a look at the 2005 found-footage/pseudo-documentary NOROI: THE CURSE

The dog made a cat noise and then farted! It’s the most wonderful time of the year! We’ll be back next month and to celebrate our favorite time we’ll be doing another VERSUS! Who will win the showdown between Wes Craven’s original and someone else’s remake of THE HILLS HAVE EYES? (probably Craven).

Editorial cartoonists make the best detectives. I’ve always said this. This month we break off a fresh hundo with Nicole’s selection of David Fincher’s 2007 masterpiece ZODIAC. Editorial cartoonists make the best detectives. I’ve always said this. This month we break off a fresh hundo with Nicole’s selection of David Fincher’s 2007 masterpiece ZODIAC. Editorial...

WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU!!!It’s the 100th episode and Joey finally gets his chance to subject Nicole to his favorite horror franchise (at least the first 4 installments). It’s Clive Barker’s HELLRAISER Next time on Bride of the Creature:We break off another hundo and Nicole starts this one out with her pick of:...

Greetings, Boils and Ghouls! eeeeehehheehehehehehehehehe! This month George Romero and Stephen King pay tribute to the horror comics of the 1950s with their anthology horror compilation CREEPSHOW Next time on Bride of the Creature:Our 100th episode Spooktacular. To celebrate, we’ll be watching the first FOUR Hellraiser films! We have such SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU.

Nicole is still reeling from the Tokoloshe and is a little squirrelly this episode. Joey selected Hideo Nakata’s J-horror masterpiece DARK WATER The countdown to episode 100 continues next month with Nicole’s selection of George Romero & Stephen King’s CLASSIC EC Horror Comics tribute CREEPSHOW.

Don’t blame me, Nicole picked this one. It’s supposed to be South African folklore. Will it deliver? or will we get cliche, half-baked, non-sensical Silent Hill ripoff? Listen and find out! (It’s the second one. This movie sucks) Everyone can relax. Joey is once again steering this ship… and because he’s a predictable, weebo loser...

Joey finally finds an excuse to go on about Werner Herzog as we watch his 1979 Nosferatu remake. Nicole has chosen Jerome Pikwane’s “THE TOKOLOSHE” from 2018 for the next episode.

It’s the return of the son of. Brodie is back to review Goosebumps 2

B-B-B-B-B-BONUS-S-S-S-S-S EP. 1970s British TV Folk Horror. DIG IT Reminder: For the regular march, Joey has chosen a Werner Herzog movie because of course he has. NOSFERATU, THE VAMPYRE from 1979

A classic Sci Fi mystery and one of the greatest body horror films of all time go head to head as we contrast and compare both versions of THE FLY For March, Joey has chosen a Werner Herzog movie because of course he has. NOSFERATU, THE VAMPYRE from 1979

This month Joey chooses the 100th feature film of Takashi Miike; “Blade of the Immortal” and bloodworms and bodycounts are discussed. Incidentally, “Bloodworms and Bodycounts” is the name of my Cradle of Filth cover band. Next time Nicole has decided that it would be a good idea to dust off the VERSUS format for the...

Once again an audible was called for… reasons. We get into in the episode, but we ended up watching Jim Jarmusch’s laconic zom-com “The Dead Don’t Die”. It’s about zombies… you know, “ghouls”… the undead. Next time Joey is back on his weebo bullshit and we’re watching another japanese movie. Blade of the Immortal!

Look. I know we were supposed to be watching Doctor Sleep this month, but it’s not easy to get to the theatre. Things happen… things BURN. Anyway, when it became apparent we weren’t going to have a chance to see Doctor Sleep an audible was called and Joey picked Teruo Ishii’s 1969 film “The Horrors...

Happy Halloween! We’re joined by a (sort-of) returning guest for a quick Halloween bonus episode looking at his current favorite movie.

What’s your favorite Scary-Funny-Meta-Eventually-Bad Movie Franchise? Next time on Bride of the Creature: Date Night! The Bride and Creature are leaving their lair to take in a picture show. We’re going to be watching MIke Flanagan’s new Stephen King adaptation “Doctor Sleep!”

Never move into a spooky old house! I mean, come on! Next time on Bride of the Creature: It’s the most wonderful tiiiiiiiiiiiime of the year. To celebrate the best month of the year we want you to SCREAM and SCREAM AGAIN and then SCREAM FOR A THIRD TIME and then even though it’s pretty...