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Dr. Corrie Mejia takes a mysterious dig to find a legendary Aztec warrior’s resting place, but she’s stuck partnering with Ford Mathews—the classmate she can’t stand (and can’t ignore). In Raiders of the Lost Heart by Jo Segura, Jennie, Erin, and Jason riff on Indiana Jones vibes, Chipotle orders, fictional crush-or-pass debates, and wildly questionable French accents.

In this short outtake, Jennie, Erin, and Jason tackle one of Middle-earth’s most important unanswered questions: who should make the cut for their ideal Fellowship? From hot elves and rugged rangers to wildly impractical additions, the trio reimagines the quest to destroy the One Ring with a roster that is equal parts strategic and completely unhinged. Nerdy debates, questionable logic, and plenty...

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Inspired by Kiss of the Basilisk, this episode spirals into pure chaos. Jennie, Erin, and Jason follow the strangest tangents—basilisk boogers, sturdy cervix debates, the mystery of Figure 8, and party pranks gone wrong—plus a nostalgic detour into Robin Hood: Men in Tights. Buckle up.

In Bear by Marian Engel, librarian Lou heads to a remote island to catalog books and ends up in a wildly unconventional relationship that’s equal parts literary and bizarre. Jennie, Erin, and Jason try to process it all, with side trips into bingo cards, Lord of the Rings, and the ever-present shadow of problematic exes.

Is it a cocktail… or something a little more scandalous? Jennie, Erin, and Jason play a dangerous guessing game, trying to decide whether hilariously named items are mixed drinks or sex positions. Ever heard of a “Sister Tickle”? You will now. Come for the curiosity, stay for the chaos.

Inspired by Kiss of the Basiliskby Lindsay Straube, this episode goes completely off the rails. Jennie, Erin, and Jason chase wild tangents—from Face/Off to Falcor, the rabbit, and the very important question: why is that position called “the Verhoeven”? Chaos guaranteed.

Jennie, Erin, and Jason take on Showgirls—and immediately question their life choices. Starring Elizabeth Berkley and directed by Paul Verhoeven, this infamous ride sparks a chaotic discussion on doggy show, nip sticks, and dip sticks. Regret has never been this entertaining

After the devastating weasel incident leaves a trail of basilisk casualties, everyone is reeling. Evelyn eyes a shocking plan, Leo prepares for a wedding, and Tem calls on Kora’s power for a deadly strike against Rowe. But everything changes when Apollo makes a brutal choice to stop Caspen in Between Two Kings by Lindsay Straube. Jennie, Erin, and Jason unpack the chaos, plus Jose with an H, John...

Tem is thrust into the ultimate test: presiding over a brutal 12-man tournament where alliances, ambition, and desire collide. With Caspen in the mix, the stakes couldn’t be higher. In Between Two Kings by Lindsay Straube, Jennie, Erin, and Jason dive into the chaos, including the pod’s first Eiffel Tower, Basilisk HR training, and an unexpected number of pickle puns.

Tem finally learns how to petrify, but tensions rise with King Leo as the Basilisks demand she choose a champion from twelve contenders—including Caspen and his rival Rowe, now sporting a mysterious gilded upgrade. In Between Two Kings by Lindsay Straube, Jennie, Erin, and Jason discuss basilisk hospice care, preferred orifices, and the legend of the “flesh clarinet.”

Tem tries to calm the commoners by inviting Gabriel to witness Basilisk culture up close, but heartbreak pushes her toward Apollo to learn the art of petrification. In Between Two Kings by Lindsay Straube, Jennie, Erin, and Jason unpack the fallout, from awkward nude beach trips to friend-zone makeouts and the horror of flashing the wrong Zoom call.

Rebellion is brewing as Tem’s bestie Gabriel sparks chaos with chicken-poop explosives, and sparks of another kind fly when Apollo gets closer while Caspen’s away hunting. In Between Two Kings by Lindsay Straube, Jennie, Erin, and Jason break down the drama, the danger, and the political fallout of a crushing Mega 69 defeat.

The saga continues as Tem, Caspen, and Leo navigate loyalty, lust, and a love triangle fit for a crown in Between Two Kings by Lindsay Straube. Jennie, Erin, and Jason unpack royal drama while tackling butt splinters, Wicked: For Good, sticky fountains, the absolute crime of microwaving fish, and somehow… anacondas.

As secrets come to light, Autumn and Ethan’s hard-won happily ever after is suddenly on shaky ground in The Cowboy’s E-Mail Order Bride by Cora Seton. Jennie, Erin, and Jason dig into hot carl chaos, questionable marriage advice, the fallout of spreading spicy rumors, why indoor plumbing matters more than you think, and yes, stairway sex.

City girl Autumn Leeds heads to Montana to write an exposé on love at a working ranch and finds herself face to face with cowboy Ethan Cruz. We kick off The Cowboy’s E-Mail Order Bride by Cora Seton. Jennie, Erin, and Jason spiral into rom-com comparisons, Zach Efron debates, Rules of Attraction energy, nipple talk, and some truly funny prospectors.

Violet and Rourke finally give in to their feelings and settle into unexpected domestic bliss in Morning Glory Milking Farm by CM Nascosta. Jennie, Erin, and Jason break it all down while debating stretchy elves, Big Ang, Scary Movie, hot mayonnaise, and the surprising physics of minotaur lovemaking.

Violet finds herself increasingly intrigued by her minotaur client Rourke in Morning Glory Milking Farm by CM Nascosta. Jennie, Erin, and Jason break down workplace curiosity, unexpected chemistry, and what happens when a routine job gets complicated. Along the way they also cover guardian bitch slaps, proper lip color choices, Fairuza Balk, and the fine art of massage etiquette.

We meet Violet as she lands an unexpected job at a pharmaceutical company with a very unconventional supply chain. In Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta, Jennie, Erin, and Jason dig into first impressions, workplace weirdness, and monster appeal, plus side chats on Will Smith, hot moth men, and deeply suspicious massage tables.

We review the streaming holiday movie Hot Frosty, starring Lacey Chabert and Dustin Milligan. Jennie, Erin, and Jason get into favorite Christmas movies, unexpected Stallone tangents, body building glow-ups, thirsty doctors, and the ever-present threat of neighborhood cougars. Cozy, chaotic, and very on brand.

Nothing says the holidays like a good clips episode. Join Jennie, Jason, and Erin as they dig into outtakes and side chats about high school crushes, friendships that take unexpected turns, and the kind of stories that only come out when the mics stay on a little too long. Cozy, chaotic, and just unhinged enough for the season.

We review the 1990 film The Forbidden Dance, centered on the Lambada craze. Jennie, Erin, and Jason discuss pain pouches, thirsty shamans, the difference between Portuguese and Spanish, and the many social issues packed into a very 90s movie.

We wrap up Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsey Straube. Jason takes umbrage with spicy snake sex, Jennie tries to figure out what’s going on with him, and Erin leans into her femme fatale era.

Tem’s wedding day erupts into chaos when Basilisks crash the royal celebration in Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsey Straube. Jennie, Erin, and Jason dive into trucker hats, lederhosen, adult pinata parties, blood-filled accessories, and a dash of Sabrina Carpenter.

Tem reaches the final three in the Princess Bride competition and spends a night in the castle, but slips away to find Caspen. Leo and Caspen strike a pact to end Basilisk bloodletting. Jennie, Erin, and Jason dig into inter-species romance, pretzel-shaped anatomy, bowling-alley announcements, drunk relatives, and Chad Powers.