Book Chub

Tem tries to calm the commoners by inviting Gabriel to witness Basilisk culture up close, but heartbreak pushes her toward Apollo to learn the art of petrification. In Between Two Kings by Lindsay Straube, Jennie, Erin, and Jason unpack the fallout, from awkward nude beach trips to friend-zone makeouts and the horror of flashing the wrong Zoom call.

Rebellion is brewing as Tem’s bestie Gabriel sparks chaos with chicken-poop explosives, and sparks of another kind fly when Apollo gets closer while Caspen’s away hunting. In Between Two Kings by Lindsay Straube, Jennie, Erin, and Jason break down the drama, the danger, and the political fallout of a crushing Mega 69 defeat.

The saga continues as Tem, Caspen, and Leo navigate loyalty, lust, and a love triangle fit for a crown in Between Two Kings by Lindsay Straube. Jennie, Erin, and Jason unpack royal drama while tackling butt splinters, Wicked: For Good, sticky fountains, the absolute crime of microwaving fish, and somehow… anacondas.

As secrets come to light, Autumn and Ethan’s hard-won happily ever after is suddenly on shaky ground in The Cowboy’s E-Mail Order Bride by Cora Seton. Jennie, Erin, and Jason dig into hot carl chaos, questionable marriage advice, the fallout of spreading spicy rumors, why indoor plumbing matters more than you think, and yes, stairway sex.

City girl Autumn Leeds heads to Montana to write an exposé on love at a working ranch and finds herself face to face with cowboy Ethan Cruz. We kick off The Cowboy’s E-Mail Order Bride by Cora Seton. Jennie, Erin, and Jason spiral into rom-com comparisons, Zach Efron debates, Rules of Attraction energy, nipple talk, and some truly funny prospectors.

Violet and Rourke finally give in to their feelings and settle into unexpected domestic bliss in Morning Glory Milking Farm by CM Nascosta. Jennie, Erin, and Jason break it all down while debating stretchy elves, Big Ang, Scary Movie, hot mayonnaise, and the surprising physics of minotaur lovemaking.

Violet finds herself increasingly intrigued by her minotaur client Rourke in Morning Glory Milking Farm by CM Nascosta. Jennie, Erin, and Jason break down workplace curiosity, unexpected chemistry, and what happens when a routine job gets complicated. Along the way they also cover guardian bitch slaps, proper lip color choices, Fairuza Balk, and the fine art of massage etiquette.

We meet Violet as she lands an unexpected job at a pharmaceutical company with a very unconventional supply chain. In Morning Glory Milking Farm by C.M. Nascosta, Jennie, Erin, and Jason dig into first impressions, workplace weirdness, and monster appeal, plus side chats on Will Smith, hot moth men, and deeply suspicious massage tables.

We review the streaming holiday movie Hot Frosty, starring Lacey Chabert and Dustin Milligan. Jennie, Erin, and Jason get into favorite Christmas movies, unexpected Stallone tangents, body building glow-ups, thirsty doctors, and the ever-present threat of neighborhood cougars. Cozy, chaotic, and very on brand.

Nothing says the holidays like a good clips episode. Join Jennie, Jason, and Erin as they dig into outtakes and side chats about high school crushes, friendships that take unexpected turns, and the kind of stories that only come out when the mics stay on a little too long. Cozy, chaotic, and just unhinged enough for the season.

We review the 1990 film The Forbidden Dance, centered on the Lambada craze. Jennie, Erin, and Jason discuss pain pouches, thirsty shamans, the difference between Portuguese and Spanish, and the many social issues packed into a very 90s movie.

We wrap up Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsey Straube. Jason takes umbrage with spicy snake sex, Jennie tries to figure out what’s going on with him, and Erin leans into her femme fatale era.

Tem’s wedding day erupts into chaos when Basilisks crash the royal celebration in Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsey Straube. Jennie, Erin, and Jason dive into trucker hats, lederhosen, adult pinata parties, blood-filled accessories, and a dash of Sabrina Carpenter.

Tem reaches the final three in the Princess Bride competition and spends a night in the castle, but slips away to find Caspen. Leo and Caspen strike a pact to end Basilisk bloodletting. Jennie, Erin, and Jason dig into inter-species romance, pretzel-shaped anatomy, bowling-alley announcements, drunk relatives, and Chad Powers.

Tem heads into the Basilisk council and things get bizarre. Rowe ambushes Tem and Caspen, leaving Caspen wounded until a risky, ancient bond changes everything. Jennie, Erin, and Jason unpack council politics, major Schitt’s Creek energy, and exactly where to draw the line on consenting relationships with Bigfoot. Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsey Straube.

In this episode, the group dives into Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsey Straube, where Tem faces a brutal loyalty test involving Caspen and his father. Jennie, Erin, and Jason discuss basilisk boogers, Hop on Pop, and the art of the epic backhand slap.

Tem faces an impossible choice in Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsey Straube—she’s ready to go all the way with Prince Leo but still tangled up in feelings for Caspen, only to discover she must make love to his father. Jennie, Erin, and Jason discuss the rabbit, Star Search, and Knives Out spoilers.

The group dives into Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsey Straube. Tem’s has dangerous sexual encounter with Caspen and a steamy “frisky sixty” with Prince Leo. Jennie, Erin, and Jason unpack risque party games, bold jewelry choices, the classic movie Face/Off and perilous handjobs.

Jennie, Erin and Jason dive into Kiss of the Basilisk by Lindsey Straube as Tem trains with Caspen and meets Prince Leo. In a surprisingly musical episode, Jason breaks the news of Ol' Dirty Bastard's passing while Jennie and Erin casts the book’s film... deciding Danny DeVito and Nick Cage could play every part.

The gang tackles Chapters 1–3 of Kiss of the Basilisk. We meet Tem and explore villages guarded by roosters, mirrors, and deadly basilisks. Meanwhile, Jennie, Erin, and Jason swap theories on serpent-born characters, joke about magical semen inventions, and imagine sex lessons taught by Eartha Kitt and Prince.

The group tackles a controversial read, Come for Bigfoot Vol. 1 by Virginia Wade. What began as curiosity turned into a critique of its troubling content, with strong reactions to its non-consensual themes and clumsy writing. Jason, Erin, and Jennie with Special Guest Kirby discuss silver mines, splurting, and cryptids.

Jennie Quizzes Jason on his knowledge of the Urban Dictionary. Spoiler! He doesn't know much. Join us as we explore a chaotic mix of internet lore, questionable sex acts, and movie riffs, all while battling glitchy Wi-Fi. 

In this recap of Pirate’s Prize by Stephanie Flynn, we dive into barrels of spice but not enough booty, nipples the size of dinner plates, and a spirited round of F/M/K with the Pirates of the Caribbean cast. We also debate romance novel rankings and what makes a swashbuckling love story truly chubworthy.

Emily sets the ship ablaze, gets booted, and sails back into Captain Lemoine’s arms in chapters 22–27 of Pirate’s Prize. Jennie, Erin & Jason break it all down, plus tangents on slow burns, Soup Plantation nostalgia, pirate pickup lines, and the questionable logistics of going down...for treasure.

Emily rejects Fergus’s proposal—and pays the price. Chapters 16–21 of Pirate’s Prize take a dark turn as Fergus lures her into the ship’s forbidden hold, springing a trap that frames her for theft. Jennie, Erin & Jason unpack betrayal, Huguenots, diaper wedgies, and the art of blaming coworkers for bathroom crimes. It’s high drama on the high seas, with low blows in the breakroom.