Dawn Burts
Boobs, Booze, and Other Stuff
Welcome to my beautiful disaster! In vino veritas! In my case, there is truth in long islands! They say a drunk woman's words are a sober woman's thoughts, so welcome to the inner workings of a very unique brain. Listen in and connect the dots with me! Ready, aim, laughter! Disclaimer: Not responsible for hurt feelings, temper tantrums or hysterical overreactions to podcast content. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dawn-burts/support
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Episodes
S2, E47 - The 4th Quarter of Life is Looking Good 01.12.2022 14:10
I celebrated my 60th year around the sun in Nashville. My liver is still functioning at this writing. Amen. In other news, I’m here for a Trump/Desantis ticket….at least for the moment. Neil Young snuck back into the news, albeit briefly. Bob Iger is back at Disney — stock is UP! That woke shit is not working out! Oh, and there will always be MEN and WOMEN...
S2, E46 - I’m Thankful for Whiskey & Aunt Jemima 24.11.2022 26:26
First and foremost, HAPPY THANKSGIVING! This episode is dedicated to all the great people/products that could not be canceled by the woke generation. Maybe, just maybe, the tide is about to turn……RED! Come what may, I will forever be a fan of Aunt Jemima, whiskey, and comedians that tell it like it is! Oh, did I mention that TRUMP IS BACKKKKKKKK! LFG! Produced By: Fadi Gattoussi BBOS Websit...
S2, E 45 - Midterms, Meltdowns, and the Media! 17.11.2022 14:12
This episode was recorded on the 10th of November. Desantis crushed Crist, Abbott decimated Beto, and Fetterman, the Vegetable (straight from his starring role as Sloth in “The Goonies”), won in PA. Oh, Stacey Abrams is binge eating somewhere! MSM is foaming at the mouth over Trump’s announcement. I made a few predictions in this episode — listen i...
S2, E44 - Pelosi’s Meth Dealer Strikes in Cali! 10.11.2022 21:42
The midterms are over and Pelosi’s October surprise hammered home one point — ball-peen hammers must be outlawed in Cali! I still think it was his boyfriend/meth dealer! Speaking of unusual surprises, we now have a ‘gender-fluid’ dude/chick in his/her first federal government position….the Dept. of Energy will never be the same! In other news, my birth town is trying to legalize...
S2, E43 - Junk Fees, Chicks with Bulges, and a Lunar Eclipse Coming on Election Day! 03.11.2022 15:52
Toto, I have a feeling we are not in America anymore. Liars and tyrants and bulges! Oh my! Just when you think things cannot get any weirder — they do. Fake ballots are already surfacing in Georgia, Dementia Joe is doubling down on his crazy (skis and all), and there are chicks out there celebrating their ‘packages’. Everyone needs to have a drink and make sure to vote. Produced By: Fadi Ga...
S2,E42 - Leg Kicks, Side Kicks, and High Jinks 27.10.2022 16:51
Dementia Joe reminds me of Smee, Captain Hook’s bumbling idiotic sidekick (probably an insult to Smee). I’d love to put him in the ring with UFC fighter, Jonathan Martinez for a round or eleven — maybe a few leg kicks could activate his one brain cell. Probably not though! Join in on the fun in this episode as I set the record RIGHT! Produced By: Fadi Gattoussi BBOS Website:&nbs...
S2, E41 - Weekend at Biden’s: Joe’s Corpse Goes on Tour 20.10.2022 13:52
I think it’s high time that EVERYONE concedes the following: Joe’s Corpse is indeed ‘on tour’! Satire writers, comedians, and fun-loving podcasters do not have to work too hard to find material these days! Dementia Joe provides daily comic relief. I added a few Paul Harvey moments in this episode for good measure…..and a little bit on the Georgia gubernatorial and senatorial races for your e...
S2, E40 - This is Just LEWD…..and FUNNY! 13.10.2022 21:12
The Hodge Twins are coming to Columbus this month and I can’t wait to see em! Watch/listen as they talk shop about a hyper-mammiferous Canadian teacher. I shared a few celebrity tidbits in this episode — I remember why I don’t watch Entertainment Tonight! Of course, I added some political news as well….good ole Dementia Joe always provides comedy relief! Produced By: ...
S2, E 39 - Ben Smith Returns to the Show! 06.10.2022 27:55
Ben Smith got some forced downtime on September 11th, 2022. Listen in to this podcast as Ben explains what happened on that Sunday afternoon. Some will believe. Some won’t. Either way, Ben is definitely one of the coolest upcyclers around. Check out his TikTok to see what he does for a living! Here’s to his swift recovery — cheers! Produced By: Fadi Gatto...
S2, E38 - Fat Stacey Redefines When Life Begins 29.09.2022 15:03
Tim Allen cracked a joke about Dementia Joe that was funny as hell, and immediately took heat from the left — they called him a racist! The dems love bandying the ‘R’ word around. Ice T says that LA is a “dangerous place”. DeSantis asks liberals why they aren’t ‘freaking out’ over the illegal aliens dying in Rio Grande trailers. BLM is quiet about all the shootings in Chicago. Illinois inmates use...
S2, E37 - The Great Martha’s Vineyard Invasion of 2022! 22.09.2022 22:54
The left wing media got their panties in a serious twist when DeSantis exposed the hypocrisy of the average rich, white liberal on Martha’s Vineyard. Deathly afraid of brown people without either a rake or a leaf blower in their hands, the locals immediately mobilized 125 National Guardsmen to deport the 50 migrants in under 48 hours. It is unknown what the current standard is on Martha’s Vineyard...
S2, E36 - Crazy Joe Goes Even Crazier! 15.09.2022 32:21
OH NO HE DIDN’T! OH YES HE DID! Crazy Joe doubled down on his crazy! You know that great bit in the song by Sting where he repeats “put on the red light” — I fully expected Nazi-ass flashing red lights to go on when he started his crazy/incoherent rant on national TV! He pretty much accuses others of doing exactly what he is doing. His rant came off looking like an ac...
S2, E35 - CENSORSHIP: Not a Subject to be Taken…. 08.09.2022 32:22
Justin Bourgoyne and I enjoy a little sip and solve as we discuss one of today’s increasingly challenging topics for people with differing views — different, that is, from the left! If the dems would simply stop censoring people they disagree with, then everything would be just fine. In my opinion, Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter have replaced traditional public forums. They are...
S2, E34 - Laziness Is NOT a Life Plan! 01.09.2022 18:09
Brittany Aldean commented on her IG that she would like to thank her parents for not changing her gender when she went through a tomboy phase (lol)! The Trans/Gay Mafia came for her — BIG TIME! Ask yourself who the real bullies are in this arena?! In this episode I give you a glimpse into what life was like growing up in the late 60s and early 70s for me…..then I hit the fast forward button!...
S2, E33 - Solo Dolo: Weighing In on Some Political Topics! 25.08.2022 18:32
Pelosi, Baldwin, Dementia Joe, and Heels Up Harris will be dealt with in the episode! Remember when the Hodge Twins got cancelled by the Gay Mafia in Columbus, GA? Well, Dave Chappelle just had the same exact thing happen to him in Minneapolis, MN — tune in to hear what I think about this complete disregard for our Constitution’s 1st Amendment! Oh, I threw in an Economics 101 course item at...
S2, E32 - Jonboy Storey: A Country Artist to Watch! 18.08.2022 27:43
Jonboy Storey has performed at Eddie’s Attic in Atlanta, the World Famous Flora-Bama, and many other venues throughout Alabama and Georgia! I attended one of his events in Alabama and the turnout was incredible. His family, friends, and fans are the absolute BEST! The audience knew his original songs just as well as they knew the covers he performed. In addition to being a very gifted singer and s...
S2, E31 - Kenzi Whittington, Rock Singer Out of Nashville, TN: Talented, Hard-Working, and Oh So Unique! 11.08.2022 43:41
If you have a chance to see Kenzi Whittington in Nashville, TN, then take it — you will be glad for the experience. If you cannot travel, you still have several ways to connect with this beautiful phenom. She is on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook, Snapchat (if you get real lucky), and has an OnlyFans account that showcases her creative skills….and more! Did I mention that she’s humble too — what’s not...
S2, E30 - Alec (the murderer) Baldwin Looks Knocked Up…..Or He’s Doing a Little NON-GUILT Snacking! 05.08.2022 19:59
Cameron Smith won the 150th Open at the Old Course St. Andrews, Rory’s ass was so puckered up you couldn’t hammer a needle into it, and I just kinda let this episode drift into a few different lanes to see if you could keep up! HOLD ON! Produced By: Fadi Gattoussi BBOS Website: Author, Dawn Burts Please follow Boobs, Booze and Other Stuff on..... Spotify Apple Podcasts In...
S2, E29 - I Stand Corrected! 28.07.2022 16:13
It turns out that Paul Pelosi’s BAC was not .82 — it was .082! He did have a DUI though!!! The Hodge Twins got canceled in my hometown….boooo hisssss! DOCTOR Jill says, that “Latinos are as ‘unique’ as tacos.”!! The world gets wackier and wackier every day! P.S. Dr. Jill’s press secretary resigned after the tainted taco incident….somebody had to take the fall and it certai...
S2, E28 - AJ Frazier Joins Me to Discuss a Few Political Topics 21.07.2022 33:01
We are NOT a racist country. AJ Frazier sets it right! He chose a few topics — everything from Brittney Griner to Monkeypox (or African Pox!) and a few extras for good measure. Please check out his YouTube channel to see what he’s all about. I think he is a very cool guy. AJ is informed and relies on his own independent thought/research to make decisions. Imagine that! He’s in my wheelhouse....
S2, E 27- An Interlude of Sorts! 14.07.2022 17:38
Join me in this episode as I take a brief break from the news to field a few listener questions. Fret not friends, I will be coming in hot on the next solo dolo! Produced By: Fadi Gattoussi BBOS Website: Author, Dawn Burts Please follow Boobs, Booze and Other Stuff on..... Spotify Apple Podcasts Instagram Tik Tok YouTube iHeart
S2, E26 — Fadi’s Omelet: He Made a Masterpiece out of my Mess! 07.07.2022 21:49
This episode demonstrates that I do not use any products that treat ADHD! My producer noted that I switched topics more times than Epstein had teenage girls on his island! I reeled it in here and there, but the real star on episode 26 is my producer, Fadi! Go team! Produced By: Fadi Gattoussi BBOS Website: Author, Dawn Burts Please follow Boobs, Booze and Other Stuff on..... Sp...
S2, E25 - Copy and Paste This Bitches! 30.06.2022 19:48
Jumbo floating restaurants are capsizing, Elon Musk voted for a REPUBLICAN, we found out that Dementia Joe has serious balance issues, and performing a spiritual cleansing in the middle of a parking lot can get you into trouble with the PO-PO! Produced By: Fadi Gattoussi BBOS Website: Author, Dawn Burts Please follow Boobs, Booze and Other Stuff on..... Spotify Apple Podcasts I...
S2, E24 - Look Out For the African Pox! 23.06.2022 23:10
It’s hot as balls in Georgia, the word monkey is getting close to being banned, and the lead paint I ate as a kid might have something to do with the way I think! This episode is sure to make you laugh, think, and question the nature of the 51st star on the United States flag! Produced By: Fadi Gattoussi BBOS Website: Author, Dawn Burts Please follow Boobs, Booze and Other Stuf...
S2, E23 - BRIAN RUNDSTROM JR: You Won’t Find Him in the Slow Lane! VROOM!! 16.06.2022 20:57
Brian Rundstrom Jr., has been racing cars since he was 5 years old! He’s a very competitive, talented, and polite young man. He knows how to keep his nerves in check and definitely possesses a Jedi focus out there on the track! I found out we have a few things in common too — we both like Talladega Nights, steak, and pets. Start your engines! Brian is sponsored by: Work life apparel www.work...
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