Dawn Burts

Boobs, Booze, and Other Stuff

Comedy EN ↓ 99 episodes

Welcome to my beautiful disaster! In vino veritas! In my case, there is truth in long islands! They say a drunk woman's words are a sober woman's thoughts, so welcome to the inner workings of a very unique brain. Listen in and connect the dots with me! Ready, aim, laughter! Disclaimer: Not responsible for hurt feelings, temper tantrums or hysterical overreactions to podcast content. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dawn-burts/support

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Dawn Burts

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Latest episode

May 2, 2024

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Episodes

Morgan Wallen: Chief Chair Throwing Champion 02.05.2024

Morgan Wallen is full of surprises.  Is it a bird, is it a plane, nope, it’s a CHAIR!  His antics have given TMZ a ‘round here buzz’.  Maybe he will get off with a ‘warning’ and keep on ‘living the dream’.  My guess is that he will call it ‘quittin’ time’ on the bad behavior. He did say, ‘blame it on me’ — maybe he will stop all this ‘nonsense’ and focus on things that aren’t quite so ‘dangerous’!...

Scandal, Lies, and Taxpayer-Funded Love Affairs: Unravelling the Fani Willis Saga 08.03.2024

The pot meets the kettle in this episode about Mistress Willis.  Fani’s black privilege seems to have no boundaries.  She really has a disdain for equal treatment under the law — especially when it is applied to her and her married boyfriend.  Fani and Wade perjured themselves under oath, spent taxpayer dollars on their affair, and tried to fool the parishioners of Big Bethel AME Church into belie...

KEVIN SAVO UNCUT: INDIE FILMS, SOCIAL MYTHS, AND RAW REALITIES 29.02.2024

Kevin Savo joins me as the first guest on Season 4 of BBOS.  I found myself swept up in his professional accomplishments — filmmaker, writer, producer, director, actor, rapper, podcaster extraordinaire, storyteller, and the list goes on!   His take on family, relationships, and how society views men and women is on point!   He kept me on my toes and made me think.  Please check him out in the link...

The Dumpster Dive Disaster: How Not to End Up in a Trash Compactor! 22.02.2024

I’m BACK!  Season 4 promises to be full of surprises.  Pudding Pop gaffe sprees abound (no surprise there though), illegals are getting stimulus checks, floating saunas are providing rescue services, and Biden might actually have a legitimate reason for the wacky sniffing.  Oh, I almost forgot to mention that diving into dumpsters can be hazardous to your health — be careful when approaching your...

Biden: Tales of a Nursing Home pResident 17.11.2023

Old Joe thinks Harris is president, Stacey Abrams is still stealing, Thanksgiving meals are going to be more expensive, and WALLS WORK!  Buckle up for a swift journey into my thoughts on a few of the taglines in the news this week! Produced By:   Dawn Burts BBOS Website:    Author, Dawn Burts Please follow Boobs, Booze and Other Stuff on..... Spotify Apple Podcasts Instagram Tik Tok YouTube

Barack HamASS Obama: Fourth Term a’ Comin 09.11.2023

Barack is a’ comin for a fourth term.  Oh fuck.  Obama typed Joe’s teleprompter notes and used the word  ‘pause’ instead of ceasefire.  One could speculate that he was afraid Joe might read ‘set fire’, but either way, it’s clear who is calling the shots in the White House.  In other news, the alphabet squad got a reality check from a Pro-Palestian Muslim.   It’s a good thing they weren’t trying to...

$20 Min. Wage = High Priced Fast Food 02.11.2023

If Governor Newsom knew some facts about the effects of jacking up the minimum wage, then maybe McDonalds and Chipotle wouldn’t be going UP on their prices.  PLUS, why in the hell should a fast food employee be making $20 an hour?   There are so many things that defy logic these days….like publishing propaganda for the HamASS, hiring 87,000 IRS agents, Joe running for re-election, and the list goe...

Lottery Winners Still on Welfare Rolls 26.10.2023

You can win big in the lottery and still abuse your taxpayer funded EBT card — just ask over 65,000 jackpot winning dirtbags if you don’t believe me!  Get ‘situated’ for the fundraiser comments made by “Dr.” Jill when she was schmoozing mega-multimillionaire super liberal Anna Wintour at her 12 million dollar townhouse in NYC.   The sucker punches don’t stop there — “Dudlight” is now the official...

BIDEN SEEMS TIRED #YAWN 19.10.2023

There is a lot of chaos going on in the world these days and it is making old Pudding Pop tired.  It’s gotta be tough to hunker down in a basement when the world is going to shit.  Biden has made so many things go up in the United States — crime, gas, inflation, illegal immigration….it was bound to tire him out at some point.  He will have plenty of time to nap in 2024 when they put Michelle Obama...

DEPROGRAM THIS! 12.10.2023

I always wondered what was in those cookies that Hilary Stalin baked, but I think I have a pretty good idea after she pitched a ‘formal’ reeducation for republicans — SHROOMS! Her Nazi ass ate one batch too many. Meanwhile, the Hamas just started a war with Israel and WE helped fund the medieval mofos. Pudding Pop is silent, the Secretary of State asked for a cease fire, and Harvard students are s...

Trump is Kicking Ass and Taking Names 05.10.2023

It’s October!  The witch hunt of the century is on in New York City.  Fret not though, Trump is kicking ass and taking names.  The corrupt judge openly admitted he does not obey the law — not unexpected.  This episode is dedicated to all the clowns, criminals, and fake fire alarmists! Produced By:   Dawn Burts BBOS Website:    Author, Dawn Burts Please follow Boobs, Booze and Other Stuff on..... S...

Blundering Balls of Buffoonery Batman 05.10.2023

Other than Biden’s gaffe-a-mania, Menendez’s bribery money spending spree, and all of the illegal aliens fleeing from their third world shit holes to their new third world country — The United States of America,  not much is new in the world.  I’d write a longer description, but I need to get back to listening to some music by my favorite rapper, L L Jay Cool!  Oh, rumor has it that Menendez tried...

Find My F-35 App Recently Detected 24.09.2023

Breaking news:  The Find My F-35 App was not fully downloaded when the fighter jet disappeared in South Carolina.  Memes abound.  The Fetterman Dress code caught on with Dominque Wilkins — he claims it’s racist though.  If he runs for Senate, he will be able to get served anywhere he chooses in his designer sweats!   Hunter Biden is suing a former WH aide over his porno pictures (creepy).  Pudding...

Jimmy Buffett is in Margaritaville 07.09.2023

Disney ruined the opening week of college football, Pudding Pop says transgender athletes in school sports is “complicated”, and Jimmy Buffett headed to his final destination — Margaritaville.  Oh, if you need Dementia Joe on or around  September 11th, then you’ll need to search all basements with big ass teleprompters in Alaska!  Gaffes will be aplenty!    Produced By:    Fadi Gattoussi BBOS Webs...

FDA Announces New ‘Never Trump COVID Variant’ 31.08.2023

 ‘Never Trump COVID Variant’ UP! Lockdowns going UP! Pudding Pops dementia UP! Illegal border crossings UP! Gas and food prices way UP! Mortgage interest rates UP! Smash and Grab robberies UP! Murder Up! Mall riots UP! Election interference UP! Oh, I almost forgot to mention — TRUMP’S fan base UP!!!!  Join me as I try to figure out what is going down in America today! Produced By:    Fadi Gattouss...

Morgan Wallen Had Lice! 24.08.2023

The economy is in the shitter, but mainstream media is focused on things like Morgan Wallen and his new cue ball hairdo.  Meanwhile, the prosecutors in New Mexico figured out that Alec the Murderer actually fired the gun that killed an innocent woman working on the set of Rust — a never-to-be-seen-by-me movie.  This is a short episode, but it has a few tidbits that you will find interesting.  Chee...

COVID 2024? 17.08.2023

An aspiring rapper found in a barrel with a gunshot wound to the head, a frog found in a ‘triple sealed’ spinach salad, and an old story about Obama dreaming about having sex with dudes!  The news doesn’t disappoint these days.  I am already thinking about the 2024 election — what are they going to trot out….I have a few ideas.   Tune in this week to hear my thoughts/predictions.  LFG.   Produced...

Barbie Was a Republican😁 10.08.2023

Produced By:    Fadi Gattoussi BBOS Website:    Author, Dawn Burts The first Barbie launched in 1959 and I’m pretty sure she was a Republican!  Barbie had many jobs — astronaut, Olympic athlete, aerobics instructor, TV news reporter, vet, doctor, army officer, Air Force pilot, rap singer, and more.  She even paid lots of taxes!  Fast forward to 2023.  Gone are the days where young girls enjoy play...

Back With Justin Bourgoyne! 01.08.2023

I enjoyed my time off in July, but I was ready to get back into the thick of things!   I was stunned by all the crazy things that happened in July — the White House got WHITER, Jason Aldean’s ‘Try That in a Small Town’ hit the top of the charts, Delta tried to cook some passengers, and Trump apparently killed Tupac!  Meanwhile, Justin Bourgoyne, my favorite guest ever (4th appearance), joined me f...

Coming Back in AUGUST! 21.07.2023

Ready. Set. It's GO TIME in August!

Titanic Seekers Take Two Torpedoes From the Left 29.06.2023

If you happen to be wealthy and lean to the right politically, then it is perfectly acceptable to implode — according to the leftist media.  If Soros had been in that submersible with his buddies, well, then, it would’ve been a national tragedy.  Just ask the media if you don’t believe me!  Today’s news is riddled with inaccuracies, and trust me — it’s gonna get a lot worse before it gets better. ...

PRIDE: TOPLESS IN THE USA 22.06.2023

Pudding Pop strikes again!  Crazy Joe is infatuated with the radical Pride posse.  He holds them in a higher esteem than our military men and women.  Dementia Joe DEFINITELY doesn’t understand the American Flag Code — as evidenced by the disgraceful display at the White House Topless Transvestite Party the other day.  Although not unexpected, it certainly served as a reminder of his overall ineptn...

Target Misses the Bullseye 15.06.2023

Produced By:   Fadi Gattoussi In a word full of beggars, Target got UNTUCKED!  Karen didn’t get her reparations or her merchandise, but she did get a nice punch in the face!  Target isn’t the only business missing the bullseye these days.  Lulelemon canned a couple employees that opted to call the police after a burglary — because after all, “it’s just merchandise”, according to their CEO (so much...

BIDEN BANS SANDBAGS AFTER ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT 08.06.2023

Biden has been stumbling since day one in the White House.  Whether it’s steps, sandbags, or cycling, Dementia Joe just cannot stay upright.  He has always been known as an old Beltway blowhard, but now he has become the laughing stock of the greater Western Hemisphere.  The Babylon Bee has some clever writers on their staff and did not disappoint when he took the tumble at the Air Force Academy....

TARGET: TUCK OR UNTUCK 01.06.2023

Target has been known as a family-friendly store since their inception in 1962.  Their clothing styles tended to be sensible, stylish, affordable, and above all —  appropriate!  They  succumbed to the woke cult a few short years ago but took it to a new dimension with their “tuck-friendly” swimwear for children and adults.  Much like Anheuser-Busch, they’ve taken a huge  loss in sales and market v...

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