Dawn Burts
Boobs, Booze, and Other Stuff
Welcome to my beautiful disaster! In vino veritas! In my case, there is truth in long islands! They say a drunk woman's words are a sober woman's thoughts, so welcome to the inner workings of a very unique brain. Listen in and connect the dots with me! Ready, aim, laughter! Disclaimer: Not responsible for hurt feelings, temper tantrums or hysterical overreactions to podcast content. Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dawn-burts/support
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Episodes
DEFAULT DISASTER: LAZY GOVERNMENT WORKERS WON’T GET PAID 25.05.2023 9:03
Deal or default? Dementia Joe would be at FAULT if there is a default. His ineptitude, arrogance and raging dementia combined with his handlers belief in the righteousness of their Marxist belief in a one party state won’t allow them to negotiate with McCarthy. Joe’s stonewalling could cause the shirkers in the government to go without their $100,000 pensions for a week! T-7 and the world will...
S3, E11 - Threesomes Gone Bad 25.05.2023 17:20
Threesomes in game films vs threesomes like Jada’s are vastly different. Chris Rock eloquently pointed out Jada’s trifecta gone bad in his Netflix special — Selective Outrage! The Smoking Gun threesome, well, it should definitely get honorable mention! It just goes to show that Hollywood stars can be just as dumb as Smoking Gun rednecks. Produced By: Fadi Gattoussi BBOS Website:...
TRUMP TOPPLES CNN…Now Known as TNN! 18.05.2023 16:13
Trump schooled Kaitlan Collins in more ways than one. He knew that the left rigged an election and he was fully prepared to deal with Kaitlan’s would be shenanigans in the Townhall. Trump left nothing unsaid — he even managed to sneak in a compliment for Ms. Collins (albeit left handed!). In addition to anticipating the obvious ploys of the mainstream media network, he was able to utilize the f...
S3, E19 - Bud Light Has Been TransDISABLED 11.05.2023 19:20
Welcome to Boobs, Booze, and Other Stuff's post-Cinco de Mayo episode! Let's dive into some hilarious discussions about Bud Light's latest blunders, "transabled" individuals, fentanyl, and Dementia Joe's wild antics. Join me as I unravel the controversial Bud Light saga and its fallout, with a bar owner in Indiana kicking out protesters and Bud Light's failed attempt...
S3, E18 - Tucker Carlson: The Murdoch Kids Were Tuckered Out 04.05.2023 17:44
Tucker may be out, but he is certainly not down by any stretch of the imagination. Unfortunately, it more than likely marks the end of conservative news on FOX. Decisions are driven by wealth and whiney liberal kids — just ask the Murdoch kids!! The network giants are drooling on themselves….for the moment! I added in a few stories about Willie Nelson, whiney kids, weight, and a new craze — pe...
S3, E16 - Bud Light’s New Spokes-it! (with a side of SEX) 20.04.2023 11:58
Just when you thought virtue signaling was going to die down a little…..NOOOOO! Mulvaney is back in the news as Bud Light’s New Spokes-it — you just can’t keep a good woMAN down I guess! Kid Rock, Travis Tritt, Tom MacDonald, and many others spoke out against this WOKE ASS nonsense. While I am certain Anheuser-Busch won’t go broke over this hare-brained marketing idea, it did LIGHTen their mar...
S3, E15 - Nashville 2023: You Can’t Fix Crazy 13.04.2023 16:56
I remember a time when parents were medicated to deal with their unruly ass children. Today, children are on fifty different psychotropics and Columbine and Nashville are the norm. I wholeheartedly believe that my era understood how to deal with mental illness and rotten kids. If we enforced the laws and put the crazy people away, we could eradicate many of the problems that exist in our societ...
S3, E14 - Hardy or Tyler George, You Decide! 06.04.2023 40:17
I was joined by a Wisconsin native that has a striking resemblance to Hardy. His backstory is compelling — to say the very least. Tyler beat an extraordinarily tough upbringing and is living proof that a positive attitude goes a very LONG WAY! He’s a survivor, thriver, and a heck of a good singer too. Get ready for a podcast that will not only make you feel good, but will serve as a reminder t...
S3, E17 - 100th Ep of BBOS — YES, MORE SEX TALK! 01.04.2023 15:04
100 EPISODES IN THE BOOKS!! Budweiser clearly has not learned the rule of holes, when you’re in, quit digging — as evidenced in their patriotic ad following the Dylan Disaster! I’m hoping the transgender social contagion mentality starts to subside at some point. I finally found something that is tough to cancel in our cancel culture society…listen in to find out what it is. I dedicated the la...
S3, E13 - Ross, Smells Like Humans (Sort Of) 30.03.2023 21:47
East meets West as Ross, the host of Smells Like Humans, joins me on the show. His podcast takes a look at human behavior in a humorous and truthful way. He doesn’t bash people or lifestyles — he just talks about things that keep us all curious about the things people do. Ross tackles everything from dreaming about Tina Fey being his girlfriend to reconnecting with an ex (tempting, but…). You’...
S3, E12 — Banks and Student IQs Both Collapse 23.03.2023 9:08
In a world where everything seems to be going up — gas prices, mortgages, inflation, food, energy costs, etc., some things are dropping, or more aptly, COLLAPSING! The SVB is the perfect example of a collapse…one driven by Biden’s inflation and crazy interest rates. IQs are collapsing dramatically too. I am not surprised at all by the dumbing down of America. Given the left’s takeover of the e...
S3, E10 - Jeffree Star: A Non-Pronouner Speaks Out 09.03.2023 14:37
Jeffree Star spoke the truth about settled science and HIS cross dressing buddies are not happy about HIS sentiments. He said that there are only two sexes and that people are misusing pronouns. Well, imagine that! I am feeling a little bit more hopeful about the future. A Florida woman tried to beat a urine test with soda and tap water — what could go wrong?! I...
S3, E9 - Talking About Racks...with Brad Johnson. Bigger is Definitely Better! 02.03.2023 56:43
Brad Johnson has a very strong taxidermy game! He is a humble guy who knows how to demonstrate his artistic craft in an easy going, informational, and articulate manner. Brad has been preserving the bodies of animals for the past 25 years. His outlook on life is refreshing, and I dig the way he talks about his trade. On any given night of the week you can catch Brad on Tik...
S3, E8, - Survived a Concussion — LFG! 23.02.2023 14:15
One concussion in sixty years — not a bad track record thus far! I don’t feel too bad, all things considered. While I can whole heartedly say that forced downtime isn’t for me, the reflection time served me well. I’ve decided to make a few changes in my life. For starters, I am going to drink more, enjoy everything to the fullest, and live like I’m dying! No looking...
S3, E7 - China: Joe’s Valentine’s Day Balloon 16.02.2023 8:34
It’s a weath er barr oon (Totary Not For Spying)! China to the north of us. China to the south. Here we are stuck in the bullshit with Joe. There is good news though — He says, “it takes about 20,000 pounds of fentanyl to kill 1,000 people”! The borders are open for business….as long as you’re a commie! This is a short episode, but I’ll be back full speed next week — after I recover from my concus...
S3, E 6 - Tyre Nichols, Was it Personal? 09.02.2023 21:44
I can’t help but wonder if we will ever know exactly what went down on that frightful night of January 7th, 2023 in Memphis. A group of hoodlums disguised as cops, a young man on his way to see his mother, and a traffic stop gone wrong ended in the young man being beaten to death. Enter Ben Crump, a.k.a. Jackie Chiles, chasing the ambulance in Tennessee! The characters in this c...
S3, E5 - Chicken Wings and Fire Extinguishers Don’t Mix 02.02.2023 16:48
I say ban chicken wings, fire extinguishers, and women who dine and dash at airports! Maybe congress will introduce a new act — The Whacked Out on Wings Act…..it’ll bar Ohio women that go ham when asked to pay their tabs in airport wing joints. Problem solved, next! Vanderbilt University needs to work on vetting instructors — they’ve hired an assistant math professor that thinks queers and people...
S3, E4 — $50K Per Month EQUALS Money Laundering! 26.01.2023 18:19
Hunter’s been laundering his pop’s money — and I don’t mean in a washing machine! I imagine that meth head has done just about everything….smurfing, shell corps., counterfeiting, gambling, dealing (not cards), insider trading, and more! I’ll bet he was doing a little document trafficking too! I really hope his illegitimate daughter does not end up taking his name — EWWW! In other...
S3, E3 - The Caramel Conservative: Joe’s Stolen Docs and the Six Year Old Hit Man 19.01.2023 1:07:49
Eggscuse us while we talk about everything from a six year old hit man to an old guy hiding stolen documents in his garage. You are going to fall in love with Ed Delgado, also known as the Caramel Conservative. He’s a smart, funny, extremely cool guy who knows how to keep it real — which I find highly laudable. See link below for his website, podcast, email, Facebook, Rumble, and Gettr! THE CARAME...
S3, E2 - Waffle House Ninja! 12.01.2023 14:42
Move over Hattori Hanzo, there is a new ninja in town — Halie Booth, the Waffle House Warrior Ninja! Dementia Joe says he is going to visit the U.S.-Mexico border! Minimum wage is going up in all the blue states, and Washington DC. Christina Lusk is trying to get into a nice women’s prison. I think the United States already executed the transgender person (dude). I’m...
S3, E1 — Happy Schwanza 2022! 05.01.2023 15:07
Nancy wishes all her African American friends a very Happy Schwanza! I guess she forgot the first principle of Schwanza though — it’s UNITY, unity of pronunciation, that is! Can you say K W A N Z A A?! The American Bar Association is lowering the bar for lawyers — how low can they go! The Tiger King is nearly divorced from the Tiger Queen. CNN wants McCarthy to blow off San...
S2, E51 -Gearing Up for Season 3……LFG! 29.12.2022 12:18
A lot of little things at the end of 2022. A solid farewell to Liz Cheney — TRAITOROUS BITCH! Democrats want to raise the age of juvenile offenders…seems like a gang incentive to me. Much to the dismay of many liberals, Title 42 will continue until at least the end of January. The University of California system ends a 32 day strike after coming to an agreement (none of which be...
S2, E50 - Barbie Pouches: Definitely Not a Christmas Gift! 22.12.2022 17:03
Dudes getting vaginas are giving Barbie a bad name! Just when you think you cannot learn a new Urban Dictionary term…..SCREEECH! A Barbie Pouch is not a cool gift idea, it’s a guy getting his junk whacked off to get a cavern — of sorts! In other news, AOC’s new documentary is blazing trails in the movie world…..forget record breaking temperatures, the sales are killing it at eigh...
S2, E49 - Dementia Joe is Kissing Russia’s Ass, Again 15.12.2022 9:01
Well, we didn’t need a crystal ball to figure out what Dementia Joe was going to do about the gender-bender ball player that plays for the other team. Start investing in body bags. Oh, and when the House Democrats abolish prisons (to give us the world we deserve) — LOOK OUT! You might want to keep a close eye on your luggage if you see any non-binary-nuclear-waste dudes nearby too!&nbs...
S2, E48 - Non-Binary Luggage Thieves Beware! 08.12.2022 22:32
Potayto-Patahto. Tomayto-Tamahto. Dildo-Dil-don’t! Shoot or be shot. This episode hits 17 days before the big man gets here — I mean Santa! Christmas trees are expensive, non-binary dudes are stealing women’s luggage, Will Smith could use a good slap in da face, and Twitter users are getting their First Amendment right to free speech back! Here’s to great listen...
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