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Throw your hockey stick out the window and bring in the marching band cause we’re wrapping up the second episode of season five with “A Messenger, Nothing More” part 2! Get ready for Supernatural cul-de-sacs, roast beef franchise fantasies, electric sensuality, and so much more. Text us! Support the show

Just call us The Blur because we are STEAMING through the Gilmore Girls canon and blasting our way into season 5, episode 2 “A Messenger, Nothing More” part 1! We catch up with Luke supporting ye olde deadbeats, Lorelai channeling her daughter drama and blue balls into frantic overwork, Rory processing in Italy, and Lane soaring so high that we fear she can only fall. Will Zack snare her heart by...

We’re back baby with the thrilling conclusion of our season 5 premiere coverage. Beefs are roasted, Baptists are bumped, and both our gals head into the summer geographically removed from the objects of their affection. See you next time for (hopefully) a 35 minute HD consummation scene on a table with Luke and Lorelai. Text us! Support the show

The people demanded it and we’re here to deliver - even more Dean and Rory pillow talk and lovemaking in our season five premiere! We’re asking the tough questions: how exactly would you get gummy bears into brownies? Do old money richie riches have Paul Blart Mall Cops guarding their mansions? And is the mystery of who chewed Taylor’s shoe the biggest enigma in true crime history? It sure is to G...

We hope you are ready for a very confusing boner with PART DEUX of our “Raincoats and Recipes” coverage. Luke and Lorelai? Thrilling! Erotic! Jason? AN AFFRONT TO THE SENSES! Dean and Rory? Uh oh!!! Naked Kirk? A delight. Season four? Over and out.  Text us! Support the show

Grab a door and throw on your complementary robe for season four, episode 22 “Raincoats and Recipes.” The Dragonfly Inn and our legs are both OPEN FOR BUSINESS as Luke and Lorelai’s romance ascends to new heights. Nothing else could possibly happen in this episode, right? ...Right? Text us! Support the show

We interrupt this broadcast to bring you our renewed thoughts on what's truly important in life: TLC Reality programming banger SISTER WIVES. We’ve said a lot and yet nothing at all so we had to go back to the scene of the crime for another Sister Wives Special Episode. Are we now Robin apologists? MAYBE. Would we still die for Janelle? OF COURSE. So grab some horrific decor, log on to the ma...

Tights? On. Fights? Imminent. With the exception of the 10 minute conversation at the top of the show about “cat” people and “dog” people, a few audio snafus and a perplexing about-face by Jess in the final quarter, we are all systems go on season 4 episode 21 “Last Week Fights, This Week Tights” PART 2.  Text us! Support the show

It’s the wedding-eth of the century-eth and your hosts are seated (eth) for season 4 episode 21 “Last Week Fights, This Week Tights” PART 1-eth. We’re loving Jess (???), meeting a new boy who will NOT matter, and contemplating a horse in your place of business. So RSYP to our episode and make a date with next week for part 2! Text us! Support the show

Grab a paperback and head for the local strip club cause we’re mud wrestling our way through “Luke Can See Her Face” part deux. We are making a shocking and full throated defence of Jess plus talkin zucchini, self-help, and more. So RSVP your ears to our voices, won’t you? Text us! Support the show

Close your eyes and think of Miss Patty cause we’re visualizing Gilmore Girls season 4 episode 20 “Luke Can See Her Face” - FART 1! We continue to wax poetical about the gorgeous voice notes y’all have been submitting and get caught up with coincidentally single Luke and Lorelai. So grab your cats, throw on a blue bathrobe, and pop the cassette tape of our podcast into the boombox of your hearts. ...

What's that, you say? Can't get enough of Cousin Maryland and her whacky back-from-the-dead hijinx? Why, have we got a treat for you. We're tackling the tail end of S4E16 The Reigning Lorelai - we're monologuing in a PantieLand, we're smoking cigarettes indoors in our grief Kimono, and we're thanking Pennilynn Lott JUST for being Pennilynn Lott. Text us! Support the s...

Pass the championship belt because we are burying a crone and christening a new matriarch in season four, episode 16 “The Reigning Lorelai” - part one! Join your humble hosts as we stop yammering for once to listen to your mellifluous voice notes and pay our respects at the passing of TWO elderly rich women with preposterous nicknames. Sweetie and Trix? This one goes out to you! Text us! Support t...

Take a break from your regularly scheduled programming to compare and contrast our Boob Tube roster. Inside you there are two wolves, they are both WB shows, and we have a lot to say about all of it. Full episode and video on Patreon later this week! Text us! Support the show

One little voice keeps calling me calling me in tonight's episode, season 4 episode 14, “The Incredible Sinking Lorelais” parte deux. Truth is, we love the huge boyfriend, Lane ultimately does need to go, its time to CUT! THAT! CLASS! for real for real, we kill Lorelai the First (mostly for fiscal reasons) and Jason the Partner (mostly for personal reasons). High ho silver, away! Text us! Sup...

Paging the unsinkable Molly Brown cause we’re gonna need an assist for season four, episode 14 “The Incredible Sinking Lorelais” PART ONE. Phone tag rages, money runs short, and academic woes loom in this stressful little morsel but your hosts manfully self-sooth through it! Text us! Support the show

Raise the curtain and salute your shorts because we are hitting performance art paydirt in season 4, episode 7 “The Festival of Living Art” PART TWO. Join us for a master class in dramaturgy, elderly drummers, and tableau vivants.  Text us! Support the show

Call us the Connecticut Arts Council cause we’re fully lezzed out for season 4, episode 7 “The Festival of Living Art” PART ONE. We’re going full Buff Otis on baby pagers, coupons, and more so strap in. Text us! Support the show

Rory finally made it to the Ivy League in today's epic, season 4 episode 2, The Lorelais' First Day at Yale, and we are ready to Big League Chew THE FAT about it all. Worried we won’t be decrying the college mattress realism for the second episode in a row? Never fear, we have receipts! Proof! Timelines! And we can’t wait to share every last second of it with you 😻  Text us! Support the...

Happy New Year and Happy season 4! Your humble hosts are back in action, as well as your humble...er characters, Rory and Lorelai, fresh off the boat from their european adventures. In "Ballrooms and Biscotti", our heroines complain far less than we were prepared for, Zoe finds the Souvenir Obligation to be stressful, and we continue to speculate wildly on easily googable future plot poi...

If there’s anything your humbly hosties love it’s recording a whole ep tip to tail and definitely not losing half our audio and doing an emergency rerecord. And it is with that intrepid spirit that we wrap up season three and march bravely toward 2025, Yale, a new inn, and season four 🫡  Text us! Support the show

Get ready to reenact the NSYNC Bye Bye Bye music video cause this is season three, episode 22 “Those Are Strings, Pinocchio” PART 1. We marvel at what we’ve missed (WHY is Dean getting married??) and brace for what’s to come aka strategically deployed wolves and a graduation heard round the world! Text us! Support the show

Hold hands and stare into the ashes of our dreams with us in “A Tale of Poes and Fire” PART DEUX. So take to your bed like Paris in a moment of existential crisis and let us be the sock puppet theater you deserve.  Text us! Support the show

The world seems more on fire than usual so please accept our contribution: season three, episode 17 “A Tale of Poes and Fire.” Keep the home fires burning and we’ll see you in the morning <3 Text us! Support the show

This Halloween you might be asking yourself - whatever happened to Baby Boob Tube? Well don’t you fret because we’ve Written a Letter to Daddy with season three, episode thirteen “Dear Emily and Richard.” This episode brings us lots of answers but in some ways we have more questions than ever. So throw on your hospital gown, grab an Epilady, and let us impregnate your ears! Text us! Support the sh...