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it’s time to get this baby showered - and you’ll hear all about it in Season 7, Episode 16, Will You Be My Lorelai Gilmore? Lorelai mediates peace between the Kims but it gives us a touch o’ the old existential Angst, we proclaim Mommies Need Parties For Themselves, and most importantly, everyone keeps their outside shoes off the bed.  Note 1: Sorry about all the ai talk, this podcast is officiall...

Rebecca Rand is back in the saddle and we are wheeling this episode through town, bedknobs and broomsticks style, to bring you Season 7 Episode 15, I’m A Kayak, Hear Me Roar. Richard is being a sassy lil bitch, Lorelai and Emily bond over Quicken, Lane has an amazing baby shower (and thank god) and as always, we are trying to get an invite to Paris and Doyle’s sensual partner yoga. Join us for a r...

This episode is the episode we want to want - we’re talking season 7, episode 14 “Farewell, My Pet.” Let’s say our fond adieus to Michel’s dog, Christopher and Lorelai’s marriage, and Rory’s good taste in men. Honorable mention in this eulogy to Paris belly dancing to keep our collective spark alive. Text us! Support the show

Take me to the H, take me to the O, take me to the S, take me to the P, take me to the I the T A L want you to take me to the HOSPITAL in season seven, episode 13 “I'd Rather Be in Philadelphia.” The Gilmore Gang gathers around Richard as Christopher is nowhere to be found, Logan is somehow being too good of a boyfriend, Luke makes Zoe swoon, and our gals deal with their emotions pretty much...

Ho, ho, the mistletoe, hung where you can’t see! Its Christmas in September here at Boob Tube industries, since our Gilmore Girls have decided to postpone the event seein’s as Rory was busy wintering on the Continent for the actual Dec 25 jawn. We’re covering Season 7, Episode 11 - Santa’s Secret Stuff and Episode 12 - To Whom It May Concern, where we have basically the same conversation with Lane...

We’re Tokyo drifting off the Gilmore Girls season seven freeway for a brief and titillating rest stop. We’re taking pictures with the world’s largest ball of twine, hitting the wiz palace, dropping lesbian romance recommendations, and investigating the world horny world of robots. We’ll be merging back into your regularly scheduled programming TOOT SWEET. Text us! Support the show

Well folks, the horrors continue! In this episode we tacking S7E9 - Knit, People, knit! and S7E10 - Merry Fisticuffs. We start out by Truman Show-ing the resients of Stars Hollow, forcing them to face the futility of their coziness facade point blank, and its uncomfortable! Follow that up with a tall hot serving of Girl Give us Nothing, save for an extremely homoerotic “fight” between Luke and Chr...

Your hosts are in the trenches now but by gum they’re determined to muscle through season seven, episode seven French Twist and episode eight Introducing Lorelai Planetarium. We wrestle with Christopher’s obvious seething hatred of his now enfianced, the double down on Lane’s pregnancy, and the decimation of Rory’s childhood bedroom. Saints preserve us, there’s still so much more to go! Text us! S...

Do you smell that? Faint notes of turmoil, dissociation, and saffron? That’s right, this week we’re steppin’ in S7E5 - The Great Stink and S7E6 - Go Bulldogs, and we are CONFUSED. Where have all our friends gone? Has StoHo been fully invaded by the body snatchers? I’m scared and I want my Hats McGee. Follow us down this rabbit hole we call season 7. Text us! Support the show

Welcome friends both old and new to the spectacular sinking of the good ship Lorelai. We’re feeling the absence of Mr. and Mrs. Hats as we plow through season 7 of the Gilmore Girls. In this episode, we take a look at S7E3 - Lorelai’s First Cotillion, and S7E4 - S’Marvelous, S’Wonderful. Our core cast has gone full invasion of the body snatchers, Michel wants to attend this little girls tea party...

We both watched new podcast-based horror movie, Undertone! We have notes and kudos in droves. We also touch briefly on Obsession, Hokum, and Men.  " Evy Babic, a skeptical paranormal pod-caster caring for her comatose mother, receives disturbing recordings tied to a folkloric threat, and every new file pulls her closer to fears she can no longer explain away." Undertone, 2026 Text us! Su...

OOPS! All Babies! Lets keep this misery train a-chuggin' as Lane faces down her hideous future! Text us! Support the show

Oh Wow! The pain has arrived and it appears its here to stay! Lets keep this misery train a-crankin full speed ahead through season 7, Episode 2, “That's What You Get, Folks, for Makin' Whoopee” part 1, wherein Zoe suggests they figure out a way to airlift Gabby, a Sex Discussion Professional, into Lane and Rory’s sex discussion scene like a cow dangling at the end of a helicopter sling....

Wrapping up season 7, Episode 1, The Long Morrow. Luke needs a big reality check and Zoe reveals just how little she knows about Borderline Personality Disorder. Fun! Text us! Support the show

THE BEGINNING OF THE END! We’re kicking off the last season of the original Gilmore Girls series with Season 7 Episode 1, “The Long Morrow”, and wondering how we’re gonna land this matrimonial Christopher plane. We're ready for Luke and Lorelai to call it quits already, if it means the heartbreak can be over, as we're head and shoulders past a clean break at this point, and you're h...

We are going undercover to share our takes on Trust Me: The False Prophet. Spoiler alert, we love all the women and are indeed soaked for their friendships. Want to hear us talking Crash and wondering about Widow’s Bay? Become a patron and all your dreams can come true! Text us! Support the show

It’s time to put hot, disabled Logan on a jet plane, dont know when he’ll be back again. Zoe finds out the near future of Christopher and Lorelai (DER FERK!?) and we process The Backslide Heard Round The World.  Episodes 20 - “Super Cool Party People” 21 - “Driving Miss Gilmore 22 - “Partings” Text us! Support the show

Lets go, girls - its time to wrap up Season 6.  Episodes 20 - “Super Cool Party People” 21 - “Driving Miss Gilmore 22 - “Partings” Text us! Support the show

Please rise to welcome the bride thrice with part two of “I Get a Sidekick Out of You.” Lane is successfully wed, Lorelai is spiraling, and Rory must run to the arms of her injured paramour. But most importantly - there is a skirt transition that leaves us weak at the go go boots. Text us! Support the show

We are tickling ourselves pink with part one of our “I Get a Sidekick Out of You” coverage! Your hosts in matrimony are making their vows to Lorelai’s dress sense, generational trauma, implied homosexuality, and so much more! Join us in part TWO for THREE wedding ceremonies and some unFOURtunate wedding toasts. Text us! Support the show

We walk through the last few episodes leading up to Lane’s wedding, It’s Getting Weird that Luke won’t introduce Lorelai and April and its obvi gonna melt down their relash, and we hate that for them! PLUS: brief Nicholas Brendan chat, some light admin and optional bondage. Text us! Support the show

Variety is the spice of life, and that's why we're not only trying a slightly new format this week, but we're also talking novelty, bros voicing audio erotica, and posting fanfic to AO3 from a 24 hour psych hold.  In this menage-a-trois episode, we're catching up on:  S6E16: Bridesmaids Revisited S6E17: I'm OK, You're OK S6E18: The Real Paul Anka Text us! Support the...

We are back on Martha’s home turf with season six, episode 15 “A Vineyard Valentine” PART 2. Join us and these gals they call Gilmore as we hit the gym, grill up some lobster, and deal with daddy issues on every front. Text us! Support the show

 We’re going to Gay Head in part one of our oral report on season 6, episode 15 “A Vineyard Valentine.” Scenic points of interest include V Day burrito digressions, Water Talk, and our usual drooling over Lorelai’s beauty. Keep your eyes on the coastline for part two next week! Text us! Support the show

* Listener beware, you’re in for a scare! * This episode was recorded during the approximately 90 minutes of time between the men’s U.S. hockey team gold medal victory and the prompt reveal of their true trash gremlin natures. Gabby’s excitement about this win did not age well! Join your putrid pals for a ramble about WB shows of yore, our disgusting history as teen nerds, and some sporadic tips o...