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We can rebuild her! We have the technology! It’s season six, episode one “New and Improved Lorelai.” Luke and Lorelai are locking it down, the town is getting weirdly hung up about proposal gender roles, Rory’s in the poolhouse, and we have a lot to say about every inch of it. Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion to the courtroom drama we’ve all been demanding! Text us! Support the show

Welp, this would have been posted the week of thanksgiving, if we had managed to edit it in time! Instead, please enjoy our pre-Turkey touchbase, where we discuss mostly the Predator franchise, Gabby's disturbing boner for same, and why we are so disturbed by the injustice of Emily Gilmore's behavior.  Text us! Support the show

Human kindness is overflowing and so are our hottest of takes as we wrap up season five, episode twentytwo A House Is Not a Home. We go on tour, move into the pool house, and pop the question. What more could the next season possibly hold?? Tune IN to find OUT. Text us! Support the show

Well gosh, things sure are moving along at a clip as we wrap up season 5 with episode 22, A House Is Not A Home. Here in part 1 we cover The intervening ~4 episodes since we last spoke, play a little catch up, and set up our scenario: precious Rory is in THE SLAMMER? For stealing a YACHT. So like that's a whoole thing!  Text us! Support the show

We weren't able to return to Stars Hollow this week, what with all the Halloween festivities. Join us for a little post-halloween touchbase where we discuss costumes of yore, body doubling, and Weapons. Text us! Support the show

Put on your thinking caps and behold the illuminated Boob Tube cause we’re writing our thesis on 2024’s I Saw the TV Glow. We have too many thoughts, quite a few feelings, and a Buffy history to unpack. So join us in the midnight realm to download our takes via psychic connection. Content warning for discussions of suicide and the “bury your gays” trope. Text us! Support the show

And we're back! The thrilling conclusion to last week's part 1, we praise Rory for her self control shown in not being a totally devious slutbag like we were at her age, but end up advising her to slut it up to the full extent of the law, anyway. Can't teach a couple old dogs new tricks! Text us! Support the show

Whoomp, there it is - a couple of silver tongued devils have slipped into your podfeeds with Season 5, Episode 17, Pulp Friction Part 1. We’re listening to some voicemails, we’re stealing cocoa puffs from the cafeteria, at one point Zoe suggests you either LOVE or LEAVE Connecticut which is funny since she plans on doing neither! Join us! Text us! Support the show

Call us Barbra Streisand cause we are looking back fondly on The Way We Were before we experienced the trauma of season 5, episode 14 “Say Something” part two. We’re not usually in a limo but we are always team Lorelai, concerned about parent / child relationships, and yearning for Luke so at least that remains consistent. We invite you to put the stolen answering machine tape this episode is reco...

Did someone order an ugly cry with a side of breakup PTSD? GREAT. Because this is Gilmore Girls season 5 episode 14 “Say Something” pain I MEAN part one. Gabby is back from the moors but up to her gills in Musinex and the vapors PLUS Zoe is burnt out? AND it’s a devastating lost weekend of an episode? Let’s ride! Text us! Support the show

It had to be you. We wandered around and finally found somebody who…wanted to heart S5E13 Wedding Bell Blues, Part 2.  Text us! Support the show

It’s more than a drama, it’s more than a musical, it’s a totally new form of podcasting as we cover Gilmore Girls season 5 episode 13 Wedding Bell Blues AKA Cop Rock Cock Block. Richard and Emily are two nuclear missiles headed for vow renewal bliss and we’re riding those rockets like the end of Doctor Strangelove as we talk manners, class consciousness, and penis shaped pasta. Best WISHES to your...

Well folks, you've asked and we've delivered - a Labor Day Special if ever there was one, here's our dissection of a foundational text of the teen film oeuvre, Cruel Intentions (1999). Let's dig deep into the seedy underbelly of hypothetical late '90s New York High Society and get at the still-beating heart of what made this movie great: watching it when you're under...

Ring ring - your humble hosts are at the door with cookies, tequila, and TAKES for Gilmore Girls season 5 episode 11 “Women of Questionable Morals” PART TWO. Stick with us as we lose a dog, gain an ice skating rink, and hear from our intrepid reporter on the streets Molly to help us with things like “the plot” and “what happened?”  Text us! Support the show

Moderately rated and moderately weighted, your buds at Boob Tube are back with Gilmore Girls season 5 episode 11 “Women of Questionable Morals” PART ONE. Join us as we reorient ourselves in the arc of Chris’s terrible parenting, stop being polite and start getting real about snow, and instantly endorse the trifecta of Emily and Richard and a dog. Catch you hot muttons next time! Text us! Support t...

 Well lovebirds, about 15 solid minutes of BookTok up top, then Paris and Boyle (Doyle?) smash, and elsewhere, its Lukes Dark Day and Lorelai can’t help but get involved in Season 5, Episode 10, But Not As Cute As Pushkin - Part 2 Text us! Support the show

Good morning, students! It is with suitable excitement that I announce that as the matriculating class of 2025, we will be touring the campus of Season 5, Episode 10, But Not As Cute As Pushkin. More class interrupting shenanigans from Logan, a wayward Yale potential from Chilton is delighted to get more than she bargained for during this hairbrained college experience with Rory, Paris and Logan....

You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here (LIZ AND T.J.) because “The Party’s Over” part TWO. Rory’s joining the lost boys, Luke and Lorelai cannot get even a night off from familial chaos, and Lane finds out the call is coming from inside the French fries.  Text us! Support the show

Gather round wild pigs of filth and hear tell of the beginning of the end with season 5, episode 8 “The Party’s Over” PART ONE. Zack learns of his fate in the sludge with Satan’s devil dogs, Rory agrees to attend a grandparent party that is TOTALLY on the up and up, and Lorelai and Luke make the mistake of thinking they can have a romantic evening of Mountie themed role play in peace. FOOLS.  Text...

We’re back with the second half of Practical Magic I MEAN Gilmore Girls season 5, episode 7 ”You Jump, I Jump, Jack.” We simply must unpack a first kiss next to a sleeping butt, the Discreet Charm of the not-so-Bourgeoisie, and a terrifying round of golf. In Omnia Paratus! Text us! Support the show

Iceberg, right ahead! We’re aiming our unsinkable ship at the first half of season 5, episode 7 “You Jump, I Jump, Jack.” Join us in the wheelhouse to track GG’s various ships - some newly christened and some hitting stormy seas. Also… 9/11??? Text us! Support the show

We’re chewing the fat and cutting the cheese with our very off the cuff Secret Lives of Mormon Wives season 2 takes AND MORE. We’ll meet you next week in our shared, escalating hellscape with another seminal Gilmore Girls episode.  Text us! Support the show

We are finally consummating season five, episode three and this big bang will be “Written in the Stars” (part 2)! We’ll hit up the town hall referendum on local business owners bumping uglies, the wake of an elderly lover, and end up back in… Dean’s bed of sin???  Text us! Support the show

We are pants OFF and hair SPIKED for season five, episode three “Written in the Stars” part one! Your hosts are in an agony of titillation as Lorelai and Luke flirt their way into their first real date and Gabby has an uncomfortable and frankly irredeemable reaction to the introduction of Logan. Join us next week for the culmination of so. Many. Things. Text us! Support the show

LISTEN UP 5’s, A 9 IS SPEAKING: Enneagram Boner Ep Gang, we need to talk about Enneagrams on main. Gather round as we discuss our types and generally shoot the poop about whatever's on our darling little minds. We’ll be back anon with an electrifying return to Gilmore Girls season 5! Text us! Support the show