Boners of The Heart Podcast

Alice and Rose are full of whiskey and feeling frisky in this risqué and revealing ep. Find out the origins of Alice's laugh, which Myers Briggs group the gals are AND which streaming speaker is the best for playing the sound of a rainy day while you pleasure yourself. Also an exploration of the relative attractiveness of celebrity chefs! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

Welcome to a very special crossover event featuring the financially intertwined (and definitely not friends) hosts of Boners of The Heart AND The Male Gayz, bickering in one room together. Sponsors are out, Winona Ryder's acting abilities are in and Rose will not be attending Alice’s funeral. Secret hallways, sex on trampolines and a very special phone call await you. Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...

A couple of beers accompany this here episode of Alice Snedden trying to sell you shakti mats. Both Boners gals are salivating over Jane Lynch, St Vincent, Kate McKinnon and other ladies that'd do stuff with. The Matafan vs Snedhead fued is making a come back and a deep dive on whether or not the pair would bone Marc Maron in the 1970s? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Recorded in front of a live audience in Melbourne, Alice and Rose ask what's the best relief for period pain; Whether there's anyone worse than James Cordon and what The Clam is. Then it's off to assess some Aussie hotties or notties. Get 30% off Boners merch for a VERY LIMITED TIME with the code MOMHEART30 at our merch store Alice's stand up show is in Auckland this week Rose has aded a date to h...

Recorded in front of a live Auckland audience, Rose and Alice have sourced an array of potential boners to discuss including but not limited to: The Wiggle, members of 1D, currently serving justices on the US Supreme Court and, the Star Wars universe. Turns out Alice can't handle losing at arcades (or possibly just seeing women succeed around her) and there's a phone call from a special guest! Hos...

It's time to pit two successful women against each other for a pop show down special: Comparing the past lovers of Taylor Swift and Katy Perry. Rose is saying some pretty contentious stuff and Alice is keen to take her comments out of context. Alice is again attempting to explain the rules of Rapid Fire: Hot or Not and it is, once again, a bloody nightmare. The episode quickly devolves into an ext...

Alice's Melbourne show is here and her NZ show is here Rose's Melbourne show is here and her NZ show is here Rose and Alice ARE BACK, BBs! In an ep recorded several months ago and surfacing just now, Alice (live from New York!) is upset about her terrible Uber rating and Rose is eating dinner exclusively inside UK Ikea stores now. There's confusion about how exactly is sponsoring the Times Up move...

In what was originally intended to be two epsiodes spanning Christmas and New Year, listen as Rose and Alice arrive at the conclusion in real time that this should be a single episode. Of course, we lead with apologies to you, the dear Boners listener for the accidental hiatus. Alice has been having singing lessons. Rose has reading up on women cumming (though not herself). Cameron Diaz is f***ing...

Sponsored by Karma Cola Alice has bought some new period underwear and Rose cracks out a set at the Hollywood Bowl, live on the podcast. There’s another patented Snedden sex dream and this one is a doozy. We find out how much money it would take for Rose to have sex with Donald J Trump and then at some point, it's actual Boner time. This episode’s themed Hot Yes list features the Stay Puft Marshma...

Sponsored by KARMA COLA This Boners opens with Alice coming pretty close to getting punched by Rose after a few attempts at some accents that don't land particularly well. Then it's on to the real issues: ISIS' marketing woes, how cafes should treat supporters of Hitler and most importantly; Boy Bands. It's a subject close to the gals' hearts, and for many women, their first boners of the heart gr...

Sponsored by KARMA COLA Alice and Rose have intended to throw down on war heroes but the theme is (once again) quickly disregarded to dig into Rose's potential hypochondria/lupus and Alice's sexual attraction to Julia Roberts. Matafans and Snedheads gather round because your hosts are also rating each other as people. This itself, is quickly railroaded by a deep dive into Shania Twain's bio which...

Sponsored by KARMA COLA Rose and Alice are back and by their own admission, this isn't their best work. In this week, your pals discuss the horrificness of famed a'hole John Cleese and ponder whether the pair have been missed while on podcast hiatus. Alice has obtained a new TV and dish washer, meanwhile Rose discovered time travel and has had a set of bored older people attend her live comedy sho...

Sponsored by KARMA COLA An episode filled with animus, unknown body liquids on leather seats and Rose and Alice going at it harder than ever before. Snedden claims to have an inhumanly acute sense of smell and Matafeo isn't going to take that BS. A rousing round of Hot or Not follows a stupid amount of time digging through the rulebook of the old game and frankly, it gets a bit abusive toward the...

Sponsored by KARMA COLA Oh god, what is going on with Alice's back pain? Most likely endometriosis, surely. Rose gets stuck into her favourite websites this episode and there is some truly dark entries. But then it's on to the big questions; How old is too old to have kids? Are children simply a personal vanity project anyway? Would you want your offspring to be hotter than you? Also, a fantastic...

Wimbledon 2017 has died down but the boners rage on, with Alice and Rose spilling the deets on their favourite tennis playing crushes. Alice speaks on her love of hairy/angry men of the court, the girls figure out if Enrique Iglesias' small penis is #fakenews and in a BoTH first, Rose sheds actual genuine tears while retelling an Oprah makeover video she saw on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast....

Sponsored by KARMA COLA This week the girls choose which movie villains make them weak at the knees/pussies. Alice discusses her attraction to a Charlie's Angels era Crispin Glover, while Rose goes quite deep into a relationship fantasy with Hans Gruber from Die Hard. Hot-Yes and Hot-Not is back (along with all updated rules) and Rose receives a letter midway through this podcast (not an exciting...

Rose and Alice are back after a hiatus to chat about getting wrinkles and starting neighbouring Bed n Breakfasts by the sea. Also blood in stool, how do you deal with that? Possibly not how Alice did! Author Fran Lebowitz, actor Catherine Keener, perennial activist Susan Sarandon and Mexico's most hated daughter; who among them would Snedden and Matafeo settle down with? Only one way to find out....

Sponsored by KARMA COLA Rose and Alice are back, floating a pretty explicit sound women everywhere should be using to signify their appreciation of a good lookin man. Alice doesn't know how to ask for a butt massage but boy, does she need one. And the fight of the hour is: architecture enthusiast Brad Pitt v the evergreen Robert Redford. Undercard match: Sex and The City v Sex in The City. Trailer...

Sponsored by KARMA COLA No attempt at a description could do this epiosde justice so just enjoy a very sauced Alice and Rose talking about stage actors and their buttholes. Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by KARMA COLA and COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZ Recorded live in Q Theatre in Central Auckland, this episode was taped hot off of Rose reading a pretty mixed review for her Comedy Festival show. NZ comedy darling Madeleine Sami sits down with her and Alice to council Rose on this review and then discuss the comparative sexual proess of the cast of the TV series FRIENDS. Trailer: The Male Gayz Hos...

Sponsored by KARMA COLA and COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZ Welcome to this live episode of Boners of The Heart recorded live in Auckland's Basement Theatre, live. There's a bunch of great visual gags, several phone call and a whole bunch of audience suggested boners to assess. So let's get to it! Trailer: Walk Out Boys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rose and Alice are back to ID-checking the age appropriateness of their TV crushes as they explore the teen heart throb laiden world of the Archie Comics inspired Netflix series, Riverdale. Also in this ep; leaving a legacy through Instagram, much more gas-lighting and a phone call from a time travelling Rose Matafeo. Lots of chatter about death plus a brand new game to find out who the leaders of...

Sponsored by COMEDYFESTIVAL.CO.NZ This is Quality Content. Recorded in a hotel room in Melbourne, Rose is sick and Alice is concerned she keeps beating up on successful women. Amongst the angst and sniffles, the gals chat about the unmistakable greatness of Toni Collette, the strange allure of Steve Busscemi in a backbrace, and run through a not-so-rapid fire round of Hot or Not of stand up comedi...

An amazing one-off Little Empire event, live from Melbourne - Rose and Alice join forces with Tim and Guy from The Worst Idea of All Time to watch the Zac Efron movie WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS and talk about in front of 150 paying strangers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sponsored by KARMA COLA The fight club is: EVERYONE IS WELCOME. Alice and Rose spend an extended amount of time discussing who would win in a physical fight between the pair and things get HEATED. Rose celebrates someone else's celebration of her feet, and to be clear, that's in a fetishy kind of way. Matthew Broderick, John Stamos, Scott Baio, Michael J Fox are pawed over and Alice delves into sc...