Boners of The Heart Podcast

Sponsored by KARMA COLA Welcome to Trump's Podcast, sponsored by Breitbart.com and the rest of the Alt Right. Hot or Not is a disaster straight out the gate, the girls are at each other’s throats but Nat King Cole almost brings the girls together (but doesn't). Rose and Alice compete for title of Most Powerful Ovaries before heading into the real meat of this ep – a 4 way phone call with Rod Stewa...

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA There's a bit of passive agressive energy coming in early on this one, folks. Rose is feling very depressed after a night of drinking, Alice is terrified after catching herself topless in the mirror. A new host drops into the show by the name of Steph or Margo or Ronda or something. Eventually, your #1 gals discuss the relative merits of late night talk hosts and David Lett...

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA A live episode recorded at the Poddy Fest 2017 in Auckland's Backbeat bar. Featuring Male Gay(z) Eli Mathewson and Rose live (at the time) via Skype on her birthday! The girls get to quiz a real life boy on what a real life boner feels like. Eli joins the Hot or Not, Yes or No, Magnetic or Shamgatic Rapid Fire Round and Alice recounts celebrity stalking stories including wa...

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA Originator of Fake News herself, Alice Snedden is joined by Musical expert and pro-lonely person Rose Matafeo to dissect their fav musical crushes. We've got Egyptian hottie Omar Sherif. We're got the epic tush of Gene Kelly. Discussions of sleeping with David Attenborough don't go as expected and there's a chance to sympathise with the No. 1 #SneddHead (Rose) via a charmin...

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA Oh boy, grab your rosary beads and say your Hail Marys because this is one seriously blasphemous boner! Featuring phone calls from the big guy upstairs Herself(I guess) and questions about Jesus' net worth. Rose is trying to pash the Virgin Mary at a house party and we're all going to hell. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA Ya girls are back in a Freaky Firday switcharoo where Alice is to the Pro and Rose is causing trouble! They're discussing dead dudes they'd like to bone and no tomb is left untouched as the pair traverse talents from Jim Morrison to James Gandolfini, Paul Walker to Paul Newman. Enjoy and please don't report us to the authorities. It's all meant with love. Trailer: The Worst...

Hello listener! We hope you've had a happy new year and are looking forward to bringing you more Boners for 2017 but for right now, here's a sample of some of the other shows you may not have heard yet... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA Trigger warning: There are Home Improvement spoilers in this episode. Also: Please note this was recorded before Alan Thicke passed away. Sitcom daddies are in the burning hot spotlight of Rose and Alice this week. Kicking off with a rapid fire Hot or Not of TV Dads, the pair get offtrack almost instantly before comparing the sexy merits of Jim Belushi (According To Jim era...

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA Elliott Gould, Steve Buscemi, Pierce Brosnan's eyes - oh boy! It's an old man extravaganza with the gals this week. Rose has her first period in AGES and cat posters are telling her to burn her apartment building down, cool eh?! Her and Alice discuss the critical flaw with the male pill: You have to trust men to tell the truth about it and the gals establish some rules for...

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA Rose is concerned she may be murdered during the recording of this podcast and Alice is grapling with her rage issues. A declaration of war against another Little Empire podcast is announced and a discussion on the sexual habits of the elderly ensues. But ultimately, this is a show dedicated to the hotness of The Obamas. Please enjoy. Trailer: The Worst Idea of All Time Hos...

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA Your girls are BACK, BABIES! Season Three kicks off by returning to the Boner roots - human beings that Rose and Alice would like to bone. This week, political targets. Former US Presidential hopeful Mitt Romney, US Speaker of the House Paul Ryan, that teacher from Glee (OK, not 100% political). Also up for discussion - Does this podcast pass the Bechdel Test yet? Has Alice...

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA In this final episode of the Boners of The Mind season, Rose and Alice are sharing their greatest fears on the poddy. Heights, air travel, dogs, regretting not having kids, regretting HAVING kids - It's all there. We also are privy to Rose's mum's celebrity crush, Alice's extensive medical history and a lot of talk about anuses. Shout outs to Harry Styles, the team who made...

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA After an unintended interruption in the flow of episodes, ya gals are back. Rose is hot out the gate with a big ol’ sleepy humble brag before launching into insecurities she has with her face. In an ill-considered move for the audio podcast, there’s a lot of analysis about our hosts’ faces look like while smiling. Alice proudly wears the mantle of being described as ‘intimi...

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA Alice attempts desparately to hold in a fart while trying to match Rose's vocal range (both singing and accent work). The gals are looking for Australians who've been fingering their girlfriend at a bar. Is that you? Call now! Rose and Alice move into more high brow territory to discuss the possibility of gas effecting serious court decisions (To Kill A Mocking Bird) and gr...

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA (NOW IN CHILLI COLA FLAVOUR) How are your nipples? No time for that because we have some huge philosophical questions to discuss. And by discuss, we of course mean mangle the articulation of and proceed to veer wildly off track from answering. Here's what is important though; We shouldn't be listening to Ayn Rand, Rose will kill Subway employees given half a chance and Alic...

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA In this third episode of the Boners of The Mind series, Alice and Rose set out to answer whether human nature exists. Is there such a thing? Does nature or nurture form you? Let's not spend TOO long on that because we need to find out if Rose is a psychopath or just a lateral thinker, whether the $8 magic potion Alice drunk from a crystal loving 'spiritual woman' is legit a...

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA Alice and Rose jump head first into one of the biggest questions of all: Does God exist? Along the way, we learn about Alice's drug trial days (wherein she ignored literally every safety rule they set), find out what the coolest religion is, discover what Rose's farts sound like and get a reasonable offer for the heavenly Father to attend a potluck dinner. Plus Joey's on th...

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA Welcome to season two of Boners of The Heart: Boners of The Mind. Rose and Alice are back and better than ever as they get distracted in record time while trying to tackle heady issues. This episode: Capitalism v Communism gets quickly railroaded in favour of a chat about conspiracies from Rastafarians, how Rose will be remembered when she dies and wild guesses at how long...

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA It's been a good run but now in this final episode of season one, Rose and Alice tried to make up on lost time spent talking about men with a selection of lovely ladies that get them hot under the collar. Susan Sarandon, Eva Mendes and Julia Roberts enter the fray, as does a light hearted discussion on the nature of motherhood and whether or not you actually need to have ki...

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA It's a Spade off, David vs James (...Spader)! The original SneddHead (Alice herself) is being distracted finger blasting her own bun anus while head MataFan (Rose) drools over Joe Dirt, sex scenes from Pretty Women and men with iron deficiencies. There's a full roster of callers to the podcast this week including returns from Jenny AND Joey plus a new trucker driving man on...

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA! Gather round the living room because it's time for another Boners listening party. This week Rose and Alice tackle the real issues; namely who would you wanna bone within the parametres of Men Who Have Fictionally Seduced and Had Sex With Meryl Streep. In a movie. Kevin Kline (at a spritely 68 years young) goes head-to-head against Dustin Hoffman (79, but who's counting?)....

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA The 1993 Mike Myers romcom 'So I Married an Axe Murderer' seems to be the loose-fitting theme for today’s discussion of unexpected celebrity hotties. In this exciting third instalment, we learn a little more about our podcasting bossom buddies (introducing three things Alice will always tell you about herself, as told by Rose) and get a highly conditional endorsement of #Fr...

SPONSORED BY KARMA COLA! This week Rose and Alice are tackling crushes of their awakward teenage years. We're talking first ever on-screen titties, suprisingly heart throb (and family fav) Juge Reinhold and the boringness of Leonardo DiCaprio being a choice of the teenage heart. Today's callers to the show include Bob and Judy as the battle of the #Snedheads v #Matafans really starts to heat up. T...

Welcome to Boners of The Heart, brought to you by Karma Cola. NZ comedians Rose Matafeo and Alice Snedden are here to chat about... well, a few things. With an intention to tackle their weird celebrity crushes (is Rick Moranis a legit heart throb?) and unlikely sex dreams (Danny DeVito), this set of very funny gal pals explore a lot about themselves. Did you hate university cause people actually w...

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