Boners of The Heart Podcast

Rose "Actually Very Affectionate" Matafeo gets into her love language and let's us know she is NOT pregnant (unless there's some kind of period miracle going on here). An actual call and an actual dog on this episode. We find out Alice's kink and a return of How Would Ross F***. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rose is getting her period soon and has f***ed her back. Alice has too much on, despite being in isolation. The productivity trap has entrapped us all and your hosts have had a big fight. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice has left her boxing gloves in the rain and Rose is not feeling great and that's fine! The phones are running hot. But do not rely on these gals. Some #CovidCrush's, some emails and no responsibilities. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your pals are on day two of quarantine and Rose would bone Billy Bob Thornton. Alice loves Angelina Jolie AND Jennifer Aniston – she is a true bicon. A decision is made to record in the morning away from whiskey and what's Harry Styles up to? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rose and Alice are back, together, in lock down because of certain global events. Trapped together for the next two weeks (at least), the pair rip into celebrities responses to what's happening and predict an end to celebrity at large. Rose is focused on when she's next going to get to have sex and Alice has dramatically ended her relationship with Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more i...

Alice and Rose are turning the podcast into an advice show so please tweet your questions to @BonerOfTheHeart or email them to bonersoftheheart @ gmail.com. This decision was recorded live from an airport in Athens, Greece where Alice is waking Rose up with questions about killing chickens. In this impromptu episode; What's wrong with Henry Cavill? Why are there so many Burger King crowns around?...

Rose is having a bit of trouble in Edinburgh, Scotland - too much weed. Alice, a former weed great, has taken charge and ordered an ambulance. On a less dramatic note; Music videos are back in style, some potential libellous content about Robbie Williams is in this ep and Rose and Alice pose the question Why aren’t the NZ Edinburgh crew all fucking? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more...

See details for the upcoming live shows here. Your gals are BACK! Alice rules at Devil Sticks, Rose is off masterbation but and teenaged Simba is hot! Several minutes of this rare Boners episode (recorded in front of a live London audience) is dedicated to the pronunciation of meghan markle, Louis Theroux, Matthew McConaughey and more. Plus, the phone lines are open... Hosted on Acast. See acast.c...

Hollywood Power Couples are under the microscope in this episode and there’s a lot of hits (and a few misses). Rose and Alice interrogate whether slashing men’s tyres is acceptable for anyone who isn’t Pink and discuss their desire to spend a lot of time at the Clooneys’ beach house in Cabo but zero time with the Clooneys. Rose looks into marriage and Alice doe a deep dive on Brené Brown’s researc...

Alice is ready to cry and wants to know how Rose processes emotion (and where she's at in her cycle). Rose hates confrontation and maybe Alice should try that. Why is there so much fragility and raw emotion? Because these two podcasters have had a bit of a party night. Alice recalls a memory of herself on eccies(sp?) that makes her physically sick and a birthday cake on the d floor incident which...

Alice and Rose are live in front of a live audience in Melbourne. Alice's parents come to Melbourne and it turns out she may have an Oedipal complex. And also be in love with Rose? Turns out smokers are cool, bicycles may not have been around in the 1920s and Ask. FM is a great way to generate questions for your live podcast episodes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Make sure you’ve done your kegels for this ep (and for the love of God, don’t listen if you’ve ever been in a relationship with Alice or Rose, or might one day potentially pursue them). There’s a lot of questions and a few regrets, mainly this whole episode and possibly the live shows. Is rejection kinda funny? Are we supposed to be monogamous? What do you get from f***ing and do you actually beli...

In which Rose Matafeo and Alice Snedden discuss the attractiveness of humour in a partner and try to assess whether Alive has been pouring her heart out too much. And whether Alice has been a good friend to anyone in the last four months. Also a frank discussion on the bonability of Peter Davidson, a special appearance from producer Tim weighing in on the the fragility of comedians and a phone cal...

Performed live at London's Soho Theatre, Rose and Alice end the Woke War in an armistice and visit Madame Tussauds to reconcile. Alice is trying to figure out if every Instagram DM means they want to sleep with you and how to go down on women. Rose ponders Kevin McLeod’s bone-ability in the face of his arrogance and dream-crushing tendencies. A brave audience member offers James Corden to assessme...

They actually did it. The gals have taken a romantic trip to France and are treating us to some ASMR courtesy of macaroons. Rose reveals she has an emotional, psychic gift and Alice has decided she’s moving to Paris. A pretty intense woke-off between is contained within the walls of this episode and a whole lot of intense acid reflux. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alice remembers a time in her childhood when she thought her life would be sorted by now and guess what everyone, it kind of isn’t. This is basically half an hour of philosophical musings on life, death and linear time with a brief stop in from the concept of privilege. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s 2019 and Rose and Alice are debating current web design and UI on porn sites. Snedden’s handing out some scorn and a hung over Matafeo just gave herself a blood nose. We got New Years goals, being loud (and stealing) in stores and lusting over Nathan Fillion, circa Two Guys and A Girl. Plus a call direct from Australia! Alice's Soho show : 18/19 Feb Rose's LA show : 13 Feb Hosted on Acast. Se...

Turns out this podcast series has consequences after Alice's boss discovers misadventures from the last episode. Alice is trying to suppress her laugh but suppressing nothing during some newly-found frank dialogues with her mum about sex. Rose tried to plot herself on a social matrix of Shy, Confident, Extrovert, Introvert and redefines what it means to be an SJW. Then it’s time for the big questi...

This episode is sponsored by GoNative.co.nz Award winning comedians Rose Matafeo and Alice Snedden discuss hosts discuss nipples, visible areolas, crying at the ocean and being yelled at as an adult – And that’s just the first 10 minutes! The gals go deep on whether unrequited love exists and Rose has a legitimate break through on the show unpacking why she's emotionally repressed. A brief referen...

This episode is sponsored by GoNative.co.nz Alice grabs some beers and cigs to settle in and remember a time when she had zero creativity. Rose teases out what her attraction to Daniel Day-Lewis in Phantom Thread means. The pair then try to suss out the difference between pursuing bad men and pursuing bad relationships and vie to the title of Boners of The Heart’s True Introvert. Get in quick: The...

This episode is sponsored by GoNative.co.nz Tweet/follow Boners Alice is on a 6-week cycle and it's driving her nuts. She’s even considering taking up acting. But first, she’s going to have to pull off a convincing British accent for Rose. Then, the gals compare notes on who they’d be DTF from Rolling Stone Magazine's top musicians list and the phone is ringing off the hook! Hosted on Acast. See a...

This episode is sponsored by GoNative.co.nz Tweet/follow Boners here Alice's brain has turned to a 30 year old mush and she can no longer access pop culture.  She can however discuss the changing nature of vaginas over the age and having sex in front of a mirror with her good friend, Rose. Josh Lucas and Patrick Dempsey from Sweet Home Alabama and Nic Cage in Moonstruck are under the hot, hot...

This episode is sponsored by GoNative.co.nz The cracks appear early in this episode. Forged in the different viewpoints of 2018's A Simple Favor. Henry Cavil serves as a further bone(r) of contention between Rose and Alice and what appears to be the final nail in the coffin of this friendship is Snedden's absolute podcast diss by teaming up with The Male Gayz for a several episode mini-series cove...

Some early confusion on what the boners are this ep is proceeded by a spirited (and horny) defence of Blake Lively. Brad from YouTube's Bon Appétit being crowned hottest man in existence and Alice and Rose shout out the legendary Jennifer Garner. Special guests include Justin Timberlake and multiple sexual fantasies including Blake Lively. This episode is sponsored by GoNative.co.nz Hosted on Acas...

The Boners are back. The hiatus is over with a Mama Mia 2 episode in which Alice attempts unsuccessfully to stifle a fart, Rose winning the 2018 Edinburgh Comedy Award and a discussion on the perfect age to give head. Calls from far and wide as we hear from the ghost of Meryl Streep, a super messed up Hugh Grant and more. Sponsored by GoNative.co.nz - ingredients you need to create your own skinca...