Blood $atellite
Blood $atellite
Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.
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Blood $atellite
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Jul 3, 2026
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Episodes
I Only See One Colour The Pregnant Man Colour ["consensus across the princess of hardship"] 25.02.2023 4:07:47
Dimes and Judas discuss the academic legitimization of chemsex, Aboriginals in Canada getting 40 billion dollars to kill their own children faster, and Tindr as a dysgenics program. After a recounting of how Dimes took just 4 days to become an insane colonial warlord in the cannibal survival game The Forest, they climb into the history of Rome through the book "Dying Every Day: Seneca at the Court...
Third Superposition Superstition ["crucify filthy whoppers"] 18.02.2023 3:24:27
This week, Dimes and Judas discuss the accidental chemical train disaster of the wrong Palestine, Trudeau engaging in intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic warfare over the skies over Canada, and America preparing to elect its first openly depressed president. After a review of recent experimental horror film Skinamarink, they explore American guerilla warfare with the book "The True His...
It's Bell Curves Made Of Longhouses All The Way Down ["bait I saw a daze from all sorts of aids"] 11.02.2023 3:08:08
Dimes and Judas discuss recent revelations surrounding the Project Veritas exposé of the Pfizer director's covid-19 confessions, merging it with an update on the culprit of Nordstream 2's sabotage to discuss the trap of forming opinions on news. After discussing the latest advancement in liquid neural networks, they dive into the book "Leo Strauss and the Conservative Movement in America" by Paul...
All PAWGz Go To Heaven ["ilu in the charismatic pastor who thinks you get anything"] 04.02.2023 4:11:40
This week, Dimes and Judas discuss Lindsay Clancy's murder of her children and all the young moms defending her actions online, the unavoidable future of exponentially-degenerating AI porn cartels, and a review of the historical fish-out-of-water witch film "You Won't Be Alone." Then the boyz dive into the book "Seeing Like a State" by James C. Scott, an anarchist-friendly accounting of case studi...
We Stan Landlords And Radio Silence ["you couldn't turn sixteen year forest"] 28.01.2023 3:51:14
The BOLG Boyz hit the ground running after taking a week off due to disease, making up for lost time by hitting the ground running with Con Drama between Steven Crowder and The Daily Wire and what this means for Contract Race, how to defend against knife-wielding teenage girls in Toronto, and the inevitability of a fully united Canada/US/Mexico bloc (The CUM Zone) including what this means for tra...
The West Is In The Mail ["pure quebecois phenotype"] 14.01.2023 4:00:48
Dimes and Judas run through a short greatest hits of documentary series Soft White Underbelly while discussing how to raise a child, so they do not end up on Soft White Underbelly. They then dive into geopolitical analyst Peter Zaihan and his predictions of China's imminent downfall, while contrasting with Judas' lived experience on the ground in China. Dimes then takes a timeout in Movie Korner w...
Follow Coffee Christ to Lebensreturn ["humour or TV or infertile Naww"] 07.01.2023 4:13:58
Dimes and Judas cover the breakingest news on Scott Adams having a delusional breakdown, Andrew Tate being arrested for sex trafficking, and the true meaning behind the news concerning Canada barring foreign investment in real estate. After recounting what appears to be a plot by the Chinese government to track Judas across international borders, they explore the work of Joseph de Maistre citing "...
Margaritae Magno Pretio ["booster injections in my revolver"] 24.12.2022 4:07:05
On this 200th episode and the last episode of 2022, Dimes and Judas celebrate nothing and opt instead to rekindle a suitably autistic internet debate on the practicality of tanks in 21st century combat in the interest of creating a more fluid army. The then discuss the causes and implications of the recent mass shooting by an angry Vaughan condo dweller, and provide a review of Banshees of Inisher...
It's Joever for the Dissidump Right ["sodium millenial chat"] 17.12.2022 3:58:55
This episode sees Dimes and Judas exploring what it is like to be an elite, what it takes to become one, and how to effectively marry your daughter off to crowbar your way into the higher echelons of society while behaving like the Addams Family. Afterward they discuss the slow-motion breakdown of Jordan Peterson and the path he took to becoming Israel's Top Anonymity Abuser, and get excited about...
Slap a Skeleton on that Zamn and Get You a Zamnboney ["empire for optimal outcomes"] 10.12.2022 3:39:56
As Dimes brazenly fills himself to the brim with Monster and beef jerky, he and Judas weave together several news stories - including Brittney Griner's release from Russian prison, the upcoming Canadian ban on all firearms, and Trudeau's defense of Chinese anti-lockdown protests - to create a unifying critique on Capital D Democracy. Not long after exploring how Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS)...
Billions Must Mikes ["big redline for all."] 03.12.2022 4:24:08
After discussing a groundbreaking study on the relation between mental disability and breast size, Dimes and Judas speak on the mainstreaming of antisemitism by Kanye West in conjunction with the wider discourse on Satanism kicked off by the Balenciaga child abuse scandal. After a serious review of the video game Scorn, they then explore the book "The Society of Mind" by Marvin Minsky. Here they l...
Temporarily Embarrassed Think Tankers ["grandaddy lived in court."] 26.11.2022 4:00:40
Dimes saw Black Adam and everybody is disappointed in him, which he tries to cover up by talking about the cool dad of the recent nonbinary Club Q (!!!) shooter. After expanding upon a recent case of a medically-assisted-death for the lamest Canadian messy-hairbun-owner ever, they review the documentary "Died Suddenly," which explores the alleged phenomenon of new blood clots related to the Covid...
Gonna Need a Bigger Shame Cube Cannon ["kid and they going to mog on the line."] 19.11.2022 4:05:53
Dimes and Judas discuss possible reasons for a recent spike in child hospitalizations, Ukraine doing a whoopsie-daisy that almost causes WW3, and the recent collapse of the FTX crypto exchange along with all the exciting goss that is just waiting to be ripped out like copper pipes. This segues into a discussion of the book "Crisis of the European Mind" by Paul Hazard, which focuses on a window of...
Out of the Frying Pan and inna the Venn Diagram [sodium millennial] 12.11.2022 3:42:22
Dimes and Judas spark it up on the latest Dimeschild developments and the social significance of moms obsessing over Girl Losers. They then highlight some key takeaways from the latest American midterm elections, like the long history of braindead or dead politicians and the necessity to have a psycho with a bomb vest as president. This leads into a review of "The Law of Civilization and Decay" by...
NO NOV NOVEMBER ["get ripe."] 05.11.2022 4:01:03
After a passionate position on Radiohead vs. Arctic Monkeys, Dimes and Judas discuss the Scott Adams Suicide Watch, Canada's goal of importing 500k immigrants on top of a current population of 1/4, a review of recent horror movie Barbarian, and new propositions of Covid amnesty from the former vaccine stasi. Then, the OLG Boyz dive back into trippy esoterinomics by reviewing the book "The Accursed...
Noided, Voided, Freakazoided ["Jaman fio knows accents in the potatoes"] 29.10.2022 2:17:02
The BOLG Boyz have been assailed by a submarine of shame, unable to record a new interview of Copepranos Society due to a scheduling crisis and God taking with both hands. In other show, they discuss what John Fetterman vs. Dr. Oz means for the online infuriated, a review of V/H/S 1999 and by extension the rise in Budget Horror paired with romantic drama, and a strategy for how to avoid falling in...
The Rise And Rise Of Crimes Chat ["perform the projectile skips through salary"] 22.10.2022 4:10:11
In fine form after taking a week off, Dimes and Judas discuss Alex Jones fined one billion dollars by the same legal system we are supposed to cheer for its patience towards Darrell Brooks, a nasty digital attack by America’s Alex McNabb, the UK in upheaval after their twentieth Prime Minister trolls proud Albion through self-yeet, and an internal content whistleblower from inside Facebook who det...
Guess Who's Goin To Jayle Tonite ["plate and heritage"] 08.10.2022 3:03:37
Dimes and Judas have a real tête-à-tête about nuclear war over Ukraine, Kanye West Vs. Every Black American with his endorsement of "White Lives Matter," Scooby Doo's Black Shaggy being a sex offender, and famed economist Adam Posen's hatred of White men believing manufacturing is important. They then dive deep into modern Marxist theory through the book "Incontinence of the Void" by Slavoj Žižek,...
How Much Yenbux to Rent an Intelligencia? [typical Dandelions don't POST right now] 01.10.2022 3:24:44
In this astounding episode, Dimes provides his review of eldritch-horror-gloryhole-thriller Glorious, and the BOLG boyz mourn both Coolio's death and Fat America's Lizzo's desecration of James Madison's crystal flute. They then untangle the varied narratives surrounding the apparent sabotage of the Nordstream 2 pipeline and what unforgiving geopolitical realities will emerge for political dissiden...
Lib Ownership K Line Go Down [“Gang Yeah”] 24.09.2022 3:28:14
In what might be the dumbheadedest episode in memory, the boyz discuss Ron Desantis’ experiments in immigrant reallocation, Dimes recounts a dream starring ROTC’s Mersh at a Jabbawockeez strip club, Alex Jones’ Sandy Hook show trial, and a surprise x-treme Dimes announcement. Then they string together an intricate web questioning the value of owning the libs, which branches off into an study of tr...
Because You Are Gaffe Culture's Dandiest Chav ["🙃 broke: EST”] 17.09.2022 4:05:22
After taking one (1) episode off, Dimes and Judas sort through the wreckage of the Queen's death from a Canadian perspective and mount a turgid defense of codifying humiliation rituals against your enemies. After merging this miraculously with a Looney Tunes 9/11 Tribute, they review Cinema's most egregious insult, Baz Luhrmann's Elvis biopic. After traversing an ocean of riffs and mirth, they dis...
Strangers With Invisible Hands ["uhaul box truck full of opsec”] 03.09.2022 3:34:49
Dimes and Judas are pulling rabbits out of hats throughout, discussing Gavin McInnes being outed by Owen Benjamin for faking his own public arrest, the implications of the recent AI construct creating art good enough to win a competition, Jackson Mississippi running out of water because Black people don't understand how time works, and the gladiator simulator Domina being kicked off Steam for styl...
A Gun That Makes LIMINAL SMUG 20021 ["Buffalo wings? More PILLS take the Normans”] 27.08.2022 4:15:22
In this XXL sode, Dimes and Judas report on the recent sexual downfall of Communism's Caleb Maupin, the firing of bloated MSM attack dog Brian Stelter, and the mass banning of Dick Masterson's special needs son, Andrew Tate. After sneaking in a series of tightwire-takes on the assassination of Dugin's daughter, the BOLG boys discuss the book "Tri Faith America: How Catholics and Jews Held Postwar...
Ya Can't Jailbreak A Midwit There Bud [“ants with my husband after season”] 20.08.2022 4:02:16
Dimes and Judas discuss the Finnish Prime Minister Sanna Marin's thottery as a geopolitical indictment of women having fun, a brief review of the latest worst movie ever Day Shift starring Jamie Foxx, the impossibility of appealing midwits as a strategic hurdle, and the recent lifting of Covid restrictions in America contrasted against Canada's lone wolf doubling-down on everything, including the...
Garrulousness that Breaks from Reality [“hateplane now that's a based on about perfect people as a taste it”] 13.08.2022 3:53:39
Dimes and Judas dive right into the recent FBI investigation to Donald Trump, including the aftermath of Trump supporters taking direct actions, leading into a discussion of what current political groups can do to offer an alternative to shootouts with the police when you feed them daily updates about how the system is corrupt. They then connect this to an investigation of how mentally ill and psy...
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