Blood $atellite

Blood $atellite

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Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

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Jul 3, 2026

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Episodes

15 Minute Walk Like an Egyptianable Cities ["brocc the idea of records"] 15.09.2023

Dimes and Judas hash out recent online drama concerning a transgender influencer in the DR, intercept a story on ancient alien disclosure occurring in Mexican congress, and review the film Corner Office. This leads to a discussion on the essentiality of merging economics and geopolitics as a form of short-term forecasting, citing the book “Geopolitical Alpha” by Marko Papic. Here they explore the...

Livestream 2 - High-Test Anti-Node Test Stream 09.09.2023

We recorded this as a test stream on Odysee and YouTube to fix the first stream which was plagued by audio and connectivity issues on Dimes' end, but it ended up turning into a whole regular stream. This is the audio rip from those uploads. Topics include the conflict between Academic Agent and Keith Woods, Puddy Radiohead from the Scaring the Hoes department, becoming a Sacklerhead, and the Found...

In a Bear Market, there’s Always Room for Barted Bull Trading ["hot Cp24 got guacamole"] 01.09.2023

Dimes and Judas discuss the apathy triggered by Trump’s recent arrest, a heretofore unknown Indian caste sneaking into academia, and the cruel legacy of microplastic neurological war on young generations. They then segue into a further discussion on the history of Modern Monetary Theory (MMT) and a wild plan to supercharge the next century, citing the book “The Money Revolution” by Richard Duncan....

I am Become You, the Literally of Me ["Hilux in the garage door"] 25.08.2023

In this definitive Everything Is Fake sode, Dimes and Judas discuss Meta blocking news in Canada due to a journalistic shakedown, the various conspiracy theories surrounding the recent wildfire that devastated Maui, and the increasing acceptance of geoengineering and the war on climate. This leads into an in-depth review Modern Monetary Theory, primarily citing “The 7 Deadly Innocent Frauds of Eco...

Pseudcoiner Shorts Diamond Nanobot Suicide ["canada doesnt believe this is hell is sacred"] 18.08.2023

Dimes and Judas review the historical legacy of Obama being gay, the social and political relevance of Oliver Anthony's song "Rich Men North of Richmond," and Chinese anti-marriage psyops directed at the West. This leads into a discussion about a recent online debate concerning the relevance of violence in political change and the routing of these natural desires into inert fandoms, leading into a...

Skeletons Kickflipping Through Liminal Spaces Forever ["gooncamp But cabbage is seeking more cringe"] 04.08.2023

Dimes and Judas discuss the first fat man in recorded history, Justin Trudeau's impending divorce as Canada's leading gay man, and the link between alien psyops and the LK-99 superconductor. This culminates in a review of an academic paper on the differences of mental pathways demanded by different languages, and the book "Disunited Nations" by Peter Zeihan. There they explore an impending future...

Catalogueing the Ludicrousity of this Bullocksneedery ["gift hole brb going on literacy"] 28.07.2023

Dimes and Judas discuss the whimsical sodomy implications of radio hit "Try That In A Small Town," recent bewildering extraterrestrial disclosure events along with the psyop to fandom to politics pipeline, and a review of Wes nderson's latest film Asteroid City. This leads into a discussion of the landmark text of geopolitical realist theory "Politics Among Nations" by Hans J. Morgenthau, where th...

#KillVaporwave Meme Contest Stream Audio 21.07.2023

The very first LIVE STREAM from Blood $atellite, this is a recording (not a replay) without the live chat because the real version had some minor technical difficulties at the start so this is a superior viewing experience. In this stream we review all the submissions for the #KillVaporwave Meme Contest and select a winner, discussing the themes and concepts in depth along the way. Watch the FULL...

A Holocaust of the Soul and Balls ["kenyan Sims it reduces easily pirated game"] 14.07.2023

One of the boyzez all-time idiot sodes, they do their first ad spot for "Zeitgeist Reviews" (zeitgeistreviews.com,) figure their way through Asian TikTok animal cruelty cooking memes and provide a review of Guardians of the Galaxy 3. They then launch into a discussion of the hypergamy lurking within traditional relationship fandoms, citing several written exposés on the topic, and discussing the p...

MUMU OGUN THUNDERSTRIKE YOUR THUG SHAKER ["despite having the Napoleonic wars and buying more Babely than me"] 07.07.2023

Dimes and Judas discuss the mostly peaceful race war occurring throughout France, the political implications of Affirmative Action ending in America, and hunting chipmunks nakedly at night. This crescendos into an exploration of the true inventory of the wokeness phenomenon as well as an investigation of the concept of Turbo America, building into a discussion of the book “American Diplomacy” by g...

John Void Selling Grannies at the Latin Grammys ["in the blues musicians are doing all the vanguard"] 30.06.2023

Our most controversial meandering-sode yet, Dimes and Judas discuss having your balls obliterated while coyote hunting, tips gathered from Dimes' 3 month fatherhood anniversary, and why political handsomemaxxing can get you socially annihilated. This leads into a discussion of the book "The Clash of Civilizations and the Remaking of World Order" by Samuel P. Huntington, where the boyz explore the...

Speeding Up to Negative's Pace [“Break in Japan thinks it up in Ontario”] 23.06.2023

Dimes and Judas discuss the recent gamer moment concerning the Billionaire Titanic-seeking submersible, review the sexually mind-bending film "Beau is Afraid," and investigate Lauren Southern's uncalled for video explaining her divorce and why it is marriage's fault. This miraculously leads into a historical investigation of Heartland Theory, citing "The Russian Empire and the World: 1700-1917" by...

Inside U There Are 2 Wolfs Gellied Meat Wolf and Divorce Wolf ["addict as the overton window"] 16.06.2023

After taking a week off ACK Dimes and Judas are back with an easily too-long review of Fast X and the political ramifications therein, the likely ecoterroristic origins of the recent wildfires in Quebec, and the latest government extraterrestrial disclosures in the form of David Grusch's reports to congress. This builds into a discussion of Halford Mackinder's Heartland theory, citing the book "He...

The Papal Foreign Legion Sings Oorah Maria ["if you have studied german castles and the dude status"] 03.06.2023

Dimes and Judas spend most of the time discussing infamous investing firm Blackrock and the investing paradigm known as ESG which allows it to project what some call “woke capitalism” from a higher position of authority. This leads into a review of the book “Willful Blindness,” a deep investigation into how Chinese organized crime Triads, working in concert with the Chinese Communist Party, have c...

Sunzets are the Bisexual of Sky ["Karcher wd3 which I know what is thin"] 27.05.2023

The Bad Optics Leaf Gods talk about viral sensation Mizzy and his campaign of terror against the White middle class, Canada’s deployment of Medical Assistance in Dying on the riff raff of society, and the electrifying rise of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. (RFK) as the Democratic Party’s dark horse candidate in the American presidential election. This segues into a discussion of the book “Claws of the Pand...

The Nuclear Costanza of Solemn Providence ["signs no wave requires a dying"] 20.05.2023

Dimes and Judas discuss the new marketing strategy of organizations sacrificing employees at the altar of woke controversies, the much-ballyhooed double-decker-outhouse, and the recent avalanche of news outlets claiming that activist group Patriot Front are secretly federal agents. They then discuss the book “The Revolutionary Phenotype” by JF Gariepy, peering back billions of years to the process...

What’s a Hole Like You Doing in a Girl Like This [“fresh strawberries from him, a modest entrance fee and ammo”] 13.05.2023

Dimes and Judas yuk it up about the suspicious return of Trump with no tangible policies, the political implications a Michael Jackson skinwalker wrestled to death on a subway, and Hispanics finally dethroning Whites as the primary White Supremacists in America. They then discuss “The Myth of the Eternal Return” by Mircea Eliade, a seminal work that establishes the significance of recurring creati...

Bin Laden Laid to Rest in a Blue Cheese Sea I’ve Seent It [“Daily Manifestation by the Priest read the navy”] 29.04.2023

Dimes and Judas discuss the conflicting accounts and implications of Tucker Carlson’s firing in the wake of Fox News’ court settlement, a relevant review of the HBO’s Succession, and Twitter eGirl drama that birthed a debate about if women should even have a say in genetic reproduction. They then discuss the book “The Sacred and Profane” by Steve Barney, a mindbending description of the exact divi...

N Hosers Combating Anti-Drunk-Driver Racism [“are astroturfed here to a cosmogonical chapter in”] 22.04.2023

Dimes and Judas discuss the insider marketing baseball re: the Bud Light tranny canny controversy, and Canada’s public broadcaster furious at Twitter for assigning them the identification of Canada’s public broadcaster. They then expound the secret history of Atlantis, citing the book “The Empires of Atlantis” by Marco Vigato, gathering together ancient accounts of the lost empire and detailing th...

Limbo Bizkit the Iron Age Puritan [“Snailmaxxing on the cusp of the ETH ecosystem.”] 15.04.2023

Dimes and Judas discuss a recent development in the infamous Las Vegas mass shooting, then review the recent Willem Dafoe psychological thriller film “Inside” and rewrite the common depictions of sanity in fiction. They then dive into the book “The Lost Civilizations of the Stone Age” by Richard Rudgley, where they discuss many discoveries that upset the modern understanding of advanced developmen...

The 5 AM Man Behind the Curtain [“which means ilu in the charismatic pastor who thinks you get anything”] 08.04.2023

Running on fumes and fuming, Dimes and Judas discuss the joyous trauma of becoming a new father, review John Wick 4, and fully dissect the recent Tennessee Christian school shooting by a transgender terrorist while reframing transgenderism from an identity to a cognitohazard mind virus. They then segue this into a discussion of true and honest barbarians, citing the classic book “The World of the...

I Employ A Uniquely Florid Definition of Neutralization ["So it costs down. for blowin holes in your life"] 25.03.2023

This description is gonna be a no-edit cause Dimeschild was born immediately after this was produced, so: Dimes and Judas discuss a 4chan Certified Chud being arrested for making an anti-cop message and failing the "in minecraft" defense, France rolling out the prop guillotines once again due to No Money, and an in-depth discussion of how existing in a dissident pressure cooker may be superior to...

Websters Defines Podcast Titles As... ["i hate garbage disposal loitering problem"] 18.03.2023

This week Dimes and Judas complete a work-appointed test on which types of people should survive in a doomsday scenario, a recent study that showed 60% of Liberal women identify as having a mental illness, and mid-dive into the recent collapse of the Silicon Valley Bank, including causes and effects. They segue this into an accounting of the Bronze Age Collapse, citing the book "1177 B.C.: The Yea...

I Live In A Triangle Witch House Inside A Fedpost ["fugg I don't have an empire keep seeing"] 11.03.2023

Dimes and Judas address the recent government WhatsApp message leaks concerning the true reasons for UK's Covid-19 lockdown policy, red night vision goggles seeing demons in Vietnam, and the problem of trad parents with big families still ending up in retirement homes. They then launch into the lush history of Middle Eastern religious geopolitics with the book "Heirs to Forgotten Kingdoms: Journey...

Dondabert ["no rizz lmao EVEN with me"] 04.03.2023

Dimes and Judas look into what happened with that whole monkeypox thing, Scott Adams leveraging money and suicidality to become a public race realist, Alberta making it legal to shoot federal agents going through your trash, and he saga of an omnireligious Good Ol Southern Antifa Methman who fought in Ukraine and immediately fled to Russia. They then take a detour into Viking history, citing the b...

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