Blood $atellite
Blood $atellite
Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.
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Jul 3, 2026
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Episodes
One Squat can Change the World [“i can become fused with redoubled ardor”] 26.04.2024 3:22:00
Dimes and Judas discuss a recent health scare in the Dimes house, new and exciting Aboriginal math using graffiti, a comprehensive review of the latest Fallout TV show, and intense commentary on the recent discourse occurring about Right Wing Women leaving for the Left because they hate their men. After reviewing an article by Spandrell reviewing the rise and fall of the Neoreaction (NRx) movement...
I Am Ontologically Evel Knievel [“rip Floyd Simpsons”] 12.04.2024 3:38:02
Dimes and Judas read a schizo apocalypse theory involving Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun,” an article in a Leftist magazine about attending a Dissident Right launch party, and a recent dustup concerning the presence of transgender influencers in the Far Right. Building a web of how marginal spaces interface with the imminent approach of venture capital especially when handled by unknown First Princ...
Bachman Turner Overdiaries [“Lenin Guy I read the last 100 anglish”] 05.04.2024 3:52:23
In this episode Dimes and Judas discuss critical drama in the online fire alarm community, a Movie Korner review of schizo femcel classic Dashcam, and a recent leaked report from the RCMP warning that Canadians may turn to mass violence if they figure out how doomed they are. After discussing recent discoveries surrounding two Chinese scientists exiled from Canada for smuggling virological weaponr...
BSNL#9: Goondog Vrillionaire 29.03.2024 2:22:48
Dimes and Judas discuss Baltimore's bridge being blown up by the combined forces of Indians and Women, a Gay Sex Update starring Sean Diddy, and a recent video released by Lauren Southern explaining how she is the real victim of what is happening to Martin Sellner. Show begins at 12:09.
Rotating a Fake Plastic Tree in my Head in a Small Town [“F*lix in the Missing a lowering of 20 years”] 15.03.2024 4:42:12
On this episode, Dimes and Judas discuss the cannibal holocaust currently occurring in Haiti, Kate Middleton being dead and also never existing, rich lizard in search of eternal life Byran Johnson, and a review of French serial killer mocumentary Man Bites Dog. After reviewing an article from Discourse about “the medium is the message” as it relates to the creation of online identities, they launc...
A Liberated and Unconquerable Wigger Cowboy Lisan al-Gaib [“special rice forced to Bach every station”] 08.03.2024 3:59:51
Dimes and Judas discuss buying a chicken coop with the sole purpose of putting yourself in a self-defense situation to eat coyote, the political firestorm known as The Californian Ideology, and on Movie Korner review wrestling comedy-of-errors The Iron Claw. After touching on the news of 80% of Americans being exposed to harmful chemicals through their cereals, they review the book “Vax-Unvax: Let...
BSNL#8: The Vaush Cesspit 01.03.2024 3:07:14
After discussing recent Canadian legislation that could put YOUR hosts away for multiple life sentences and the recent case of an enlisted man protesting Israel by self-immolation, Dimes and Judas unpack the implications of Progressive Socialism's Vaush being caught in possession of scandalous and arguably illegal pornography while repeatedly making excuses for such behavior in the past, and how t...
#250 - Ziobibb Doggubied Nnnnngobberbib [“thank me more Medieval cycles in Binary”] 16.02.2024 3:50:55
Dimes and Judas discuss the legal liabilities of having a murder vision board, Taylor Swift controlling the White birth rate, and review the surreal classic “The Holy Mountain.” After dissecting two articles that show work kills fertility and the work-from-home movement has achieved victory through equilibrium, Dimes segues into the concept of phantom time through the book “A Guide to the Phantom...
BSNL#7: You Have One Year 09.02.2024 2:56:33
After briefly reviewing the immediately-dropped interview between Tucker Carlson and Putin, then wasting some time reading some traumatized lady anecdotes on Reddit, Dimes and Judas discuss the expansive "Mandate for Leadership" which has birthed the slogan "You Have One Year," exploring the mission and reaction to it. Stream begins at 14:55.
Creatine Induced Onlinitis [“engagement I just with him! to whom?”] 02.02.2024 4:34:21
Dimes and Judas the latest Ben Shapiro rap, a conspiracy of Canadian manufacturing cartels to sell out to China, and the concept of “a system is what it does” in relation to the current Texas border crisis. Following a Movie Korner reviewing the original Death Wish, they dive into the book “Decadence” by Jim Hougan which explores the unknown history of the 1960s counterculture movements, how they...
Graduating MIT for Goonering and Teacher Pitting [“Ye was on some frikken myelin”] 19.01.2024 3:40:52
Dimes and Judas discuss the wildfires of 2023 being started by a wildfire conspiracy guy, accumulating wealth of human relationships over money to exist in the inevitable future of Canada hollowed out of productive business and becoming a global destination for cutting edge trolling of minorities, and review the classic movie Zardoz. Then after dissecting a recent study that shows while birthrates...
Marrying a Veiled Threat [“Ye was on some frikken myelin”] 12.01.2024 4:12:45
Dimes and Judas discuss the competency crisis hitting airline industry, a tangled up Hasidic conspiracy involving illegal tunnels in New York, and the German Far Right covertly achieving dominance in both parallel societies and elections. This leads into a discussion of René Girard’s I See Satan Fall Like Lightning,” where they dissect the concept of a mimetic crisis and explore the ancient engine...
BSNL#6 - NJP Debrief 05.01.2024 3:42:40
Dimes and Judas look back at the collapse of the National Justice Party (NJP) and ask "what did we learn?" Rather than discuss gossip and drama, the goal will be to discover where things went wrong and what similar movements can take from the hugely public catastrophe. Stream starts at 15:38.
Wordpotatoes Know About Steve Buscemi From the Backrooms [“chatting up with sushi sticks”] 22.12.2023 3:08:01
In this episode, Dimes and Judas discuss brokencel podpeople NEETs as defining the zeitgeist, public sodomy and satanic altars plaguing the American government, and medically assisted clown euthanasia. Then beginning with a discussion of recent substack “Become Illegible” discussing how to create exist in the negative space outside government scrutiny, they tackle the mind-blowing concept of logos...
It’s Just a Basically a Corn Moon Guys Thing [“large palestinian Orthodox families following a synth”] 15.12.2023 3:48:13
In this episode, Dimes and Judas discuss starting a new life as Buc-ee’s trillionaires, charting European bowel movements against economic decline, and the complex mechanics of being a GayWifeBeatCel. After beginning a discussion on shadowy datamining org Palantir, they launch into a comprehensive review of Marshall McLuhan’s famous work “Understanding Media: The Extensions of Man.” There they exp...
BSNL#5 - Al Jazeera's "Canada's Shame" Review 08.12.2023 2:25:42
Dimes and Judas review the recent AL Jazeera documentary "Canada's Shame: Residential schools, unmarked graves, and the search for justice." Apologies for the lower quality of Dimes audio, the streaming platform selected the wrong default mic. Stream begins at 13:33.
Overleveraged Means Ascended Vveah [“Orthodox families following a synth”] 24.11.2023 3:55:09
Dimes and Judas discuss the recent election of Ancap Madman Milei as supreme leader of Argentina, the waterboarding-as-kino film Oppenheimer, and the civilization intrigue implied by Sam Altman’s ouster and miraculous return as OpenAI CEO. This blends into a discussion on the collection of essays titled “Neurotechnology in National Security and Defense,” granting a glimpse into the oncoming revolu...
Chuck Formerly Starts Blinking Linkin Park [“huffing flux vapor”] 17.11.2023 3:41:38
Dimes and Judas discuss the disheartening ovations to skate-killer Matt Petgrave, the societal implications of a corrupted Lisa Simpson, and Chud Kant in a Gooner’s Aristocracy. This leads into a discussion on Wrath of Gnon’s analysis of “The Human Scale” as an ideal measure of scale in human communities, blending into a discussion of the fascinating book “Experiences in Groups” by Wilfred Bion. T...
If 9/11 Was a 1984 ["physical which empowered them on the Avesta"] 10.11.2023 3:34:23
Dimes and Judas discuss the release of the Covington school shooter manifesto, Glenn Beck publicly begging for Israeli citizenship, and how to capitalize on the "End of Wokeness." Then while discussing the recent celebratory destruction of the infamous Robert E. Lee statue, they launch into a discussion of Hot/Cold media as it relates to resurrection, and the foundational book "Empire and Communic...
BSNL#4 - "Canada is Dying" Documentary Review 03.11.2023 2:44:41
In this stream, Dimes and Judas will be going through Aaron Gunn's remarkable documentary "Canada is Dying." Show begins at 14:20.
A Liminal Man in Jaminal Spaces ["society of bottom text"] 27.10.2023 2:14:05
Dimes and Judas discuss the sexual controversy of pears and breaking minds with wank Juggalo memes, and Greta Thunberg deflecting claims of antisemitism with the power of autism. This leads directly into the latest developments of the Israel/Gaza conflict and an expansion/rant on the response to the previous episode’s season/balanced arguments. From there they launch into a searing indictment on m...
NETTR Cancelled MEAAM Greenlit ["evidence of treating sex as long form font"] 13.10.2023 2:22:42
Dimes and Judas discuss Trudeau buying the show, the importance of celebrating when your enemies are consumed by their own mad designs, and a deft analysis of the current war underway between Israel and Palestine, specifically the puzzling allegiances forming and the proliferation of atrocity pornography. This segues into a discussion of utilizing technology to create new supranational networks, c...
B$NL#3: #Hategate 06.10.2023 2:07:01
For this audio recording of our Wednesday evening livestream, Dimes and Judas focus primarily on the recent #hategate exposé. The tour through this document shows the process through which the Canada Anti Hate Network slithered into being, how it generates false accusations against its targets online, and how those accusations work their way all throughout the media apparatus up to the highest lev...
Stroke Victim BF Heart Brazilian Killary 2.0 GF ["Evidence of treating sex as long form the font"] 29.09.2023 3:45:16
Dimes and Judas discuss women lying about being master fishermen, Divorced Cocaine Trudeau starting a war with India, and the trial of a Montreal writer for the Daily Stormer convicted by the therapeutic state for laughing at people who didn’t die in the holocaust. This leads to an investigation into the importance of secret societies and graph theory, citing the book “The Square and the Tower” by...
The Ripening of my Day Worsener Folder [“outlines a drug”] 22.09.2023 5:02:11
Dimes and Judas discuss horny grannies acting out of pocket in America’s congress, #MeToo as an ideology-resistant form of social syphilis, and the shadows chemical causes of the obesity epidemic that has gripped the planet. This leads into an exploration of the prison of demands placed upon the individual in a democratic society, citing the books “Misbehaving” by Richard Thaler and “The True Stat...
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