Blood $atellite
Blood $atellite
Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.
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Blood $atellite
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Jul 3, 2026
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Episodes
BSNL#16: Canada's Collapse's Best Of 04.01.2025 3:00:06
On this live episode, the BOLG Boyz discuss the current debate online over H1B visas and its role in furthering a mass migration agenda in Silicon Valley. They then segue into a review of several popular videos detailing how Canada will completely collapse in the next decade, ending with a discussion on the recent astounding downfall of WhatIfAltHist. Stream begins at 11:06.
Limp Bizkit Doing Rollin To Waluigi Blowing Up Mount Rushmore 13.12.2024 3:05:44
Dimes and Judas discuss Daniel Penny being acquitted on choking a crazed Black man to death for praxis reasons, the spread of takes regarding Luigi Mangione’s assassination of a health insurance CEO, and the fall of the Assad regime in Syria. After briefly exploring the recent failed attempt at martial law to save democracy in South Korea, the segue into a review of the book “For My Legionaires” b...
Every Fed Needs a Feeder 06.12.2024 3:28:16
Dimes and Judas discuss such hard hitting stories as Trump wanting to absorb Canada, President Biden pardoning the lurid crimes of his cool son Hunter, and Dimes’ recent insane appearance on a very large cryptocurrency panel show. After a completely uncalled for analysis of the Wifejak meme, they launch into a review of the book “The Fame of a Dead Man's Deeds: An Up-Close Portrait of White Nation...
BSNL#15: Sikh and Destroy (feat. Fortissax) 22.11.2024 2:37:57
Dimes and Judas discuss the recent problem of Indian assassinations in Canada, insights into Indian business culture, and recent masked anti-migration protests which have inflamed Lib Race. Stream begins as 11:04.
Bart World No Mercy 15.11.2024 3:12:20
Dimes and Judas recount Dimes’ week spent in Paris including some essential factoids on the French people. They then summon the powers of Settled Science to discuss the election of Donald Trump and the energy gathering around his multicultural cult of personality casting him as a variety of great historical men. After discussing a leaked strategy from the RCMP to infiltrate Right Wing organization...
Blawk Satellituah Endorses the Norwood Reaper for President 01.11.2024 3:01:41
The Bad Optics Leaf Gods Redwood Original (BOLGRO) discuss Trump identifying dozens of inflated black women murdered by The Mask, the collapse of Tim Pool’s podcast as it relates to capital spigots over Right Wing projects being utterly squandered, and the utterly inept death of an Indian woman baked alive under impossible circumstances in a Canadian Wal Mart. They then launch into a discussion of...
BSNL#14: The Time Cube 18.10.2024 2:33:02
Dimes and Judas are going to briefly discuss two ladies embarassing themselves in the instanced of Lauren Chen's standup and Kamala Harris on Fox News, but the real beating heart of this thing will be a jollygooded investigation into famous internet esoterica Time Cube pioneered by Dr. Gene Ray. Stream begins at 13:54.
Sun Microsystems Anal Un-Unaliving Ointment [“be eating slop updates for free if you're over that”] 11.10.2024 3:33:52
On this sode, Dimes and Judas discuss the varied responses to multiple hurricanes hitting America, Crazy James Lindsay inventing a new type of horseshoe theory, and the shocking identity of Jack the Ripper being revealed after over a century. After the most ambitious Movie Korner ever attempted where they review Joker 2 – a movie neither has actually seen – they dive into the history of the Americ...
Hot Girl Meltdown by Sex Land Acknowledgement ["front will continue eating slop updates for free"] 04.10.2024 3:30:49
Dimes and Judas discuss the racially traitorous Tim Walz on the campaign trail, The Longshoreman Union’s blue collar mafia shakedown, and their idealistic dreams for the recent escalation of conflict between Israel and Iran. They then review the autobiography of the BUF leader Oswald Mosley titled “My Life,” exploring a life which stands in sharp contrast to his political contemporaries as a disti...
BSNL#13: Sir, a Second Office Hucow has been Priced In 20.09.2024 2:25:11
Dimes and Judas discuss Israel inventing a new type of war using production chains while ALSO being the most fertile country, the top secret Dune Project, and terraforming dead towns. By the end they may launch into a joyous review of Canadian hip hop madman Unkle Adams, who famously put himself $200k in debt making motivational rap. Stream begins at 14:06.
Shinzo Abe Pack Chernobyl 1000 [“After months of the hills and A17”] 13.09.2024 3:43:21
Dimes and Judas discuss the memeplex surrounding the recent debate between Kamala Harris and Trump, the campaign of lies concerning an influx of Haitian demons into small town America, and the significance of Elon Musk proposing to impregnant Taylor Swift. After briefly exploring Panagiotis Kondylis’ Theory of Planetary Politics, they launch into a review of Adol Hitler’s “Mein Kampf,” summarizing...
Stephen Hawk-Tuah Can’t Rotate a Bell Curve [“Agreed, we've had some Age of the FBI”] 06.09.2024 4:12:04
Dimes and Judas discuss Rucker Carlson challenging WW2 narratives, the unveiling of Tenet Media as an alleged Russian propaganda outlet, and the concept of Blackmail Inflation. After exploring whether or not we are currently in a Social Recession, they seek the solution with the book “A New Nobility of Blood and Soil” by Richard Darré. There they learn about the history of the decline of the ancie...
BSNL#12 - Canadian Communists Made a Documentary 23.08.2024 3:05:58
Dimes and Judas discuss a new finacial product offering personal loans for social activism, then review a documentary the Communist Party of Canada made about themselves. Stream begins at 14:06
Fred Flintstone is Canonically an Israeli War Criminal [“CAPITAL to meet your office or Z answer”] 16.08.2024 3:43:28
Dimes and Judas discuss the creation of the Canadian Future Party, Mexico wielding its own population as a bioweapon, and the recent horror film “In A Violent Nature.” After discussing an article on the concept of financial nihilism and the gamification of value, they build into a discussion of the book “Spinal Catastrophism” by Thomas Moynihan. There they explore the concepts of geotrauma, intell...
Horseshoe Crab Blood Farms Are Already Priced In [“race bredigted— 199% ebin finnish :d”] 09.08.2024 4:04:07
Dimes and Judas discuss RFK Jr. staging a baby bear murder, Toronto Mayor Olivia Chow dressing like a Jamaican prostitute, and the inevitability of open war with Iran. After explaining the preposterous drama surrounding the downfall of New York influencers “Hegelian eGirls,” they review the book “Archeofuturism” by French Nouvelle Droit activist Guillaume Faye. An treatise proposing forward-thinki...
Peterson/Musk/Oakland Carmella - Blood $atellite Nights LIVE! 26.07.2024 2:49:22
Joy and mirth are on the menu as Judas and Dimes review the recent interview between Jordan Peterson and Elon Musk, which promises to trigger an array of tangents and connections to Peter Thiel, the California Ideology, President Ol' Oakland Carmella, Vitalism, and everything else. Also includes an investigation into whether Angelina Jolie was ever hot or if you were just possessed by the normaliz...
I’m Built Indifferent [“Started And had eluded me by the ideal philtrum”] 19.07.2024 5:32:06
On this episode, Dimes and Judas discuss the recent assassination attempt on Donald Trump, outsmarting the sleep paralysis Hat Man, and the strategic value of getting libgroids fired from their jobs for their comments online. They then continue their 2-part investigation into the intellectual foundation of the Vitalist sphere by reviewing “Selective Breeding And The Birth Of Philosophy” Costin Ala...
PLAP THE PLANET [“all one leaked after that will not cis”] 12.07.2024 5:49:15
On this episode, Dimes and Judas discuss Trump denouncing Project 2025, political chicanery in France to prevent the sweep of nationalism, and Dimes’ recent trip to the Big Apple. Then after teeing up with a report on how the vast majority of recent job growth went to Non-White DEI hires, they launch into an in-depth review of “Bronze Age Mindset” by Bronze Age Pervert. They investigate the Nietzs...
Montreal Screwjobbers Been Putting 5G in the Hosewater [“bitcorn Enter Sandman”] 21.06.2024 3:59:32
On this episode, Dimes and Judas discuss recent polling showing the majority of Americans now favor mass deportation of illegal immigrants, the disgusting fate of cryogenically frozen people, and the Libertarian Party being taken over by a gay meme. After discussing how the military intelligence community is hijacking AI through social engineering of social media, they segue into a discussion of t...
Johmn McAfee Quantum Suicide Reincarnation [“do not research”] 14.06.2024 3:19:11
Dimes and Judas discuss a recent inquiry revealing a large number of Canadian MPs are working for foreign governments, the campaign to get Alberta to become the 51st American state, and Elephants painting being a big fat hoax. After recounting the recent sweep of Far-Right parties in the recent EU elections and dissect its implications, they connect this to a review of the book “Reflections on Vio...
Splash Pads are a Lemurian Timecrisis [“attitude goes back up with the mother of teeth.”] 07.06.2024 4:10:14
Dimes and Judas discuss Donald Trump becoming a White-Collar Felon, Fauci admitting in court most Covid rules were just made up, and a very special Movie Korner reviewing the libtard apocalypse fantasy, Civil War. After reviewing the fallout from the legendary Boomer V. Zoomer panel, they dive into the esoteric depths of interdimensional technology wars with the book “CCRU Writings 1997-2003.” The...
Livestream Happening - Boomers v Zoomers: Passing the Torch 01.06.2024 2:19:54
A special standalone panel takes the place of this week's Blood $atellite Nights Live. Hosted by Dimes and welcoming Steve Sailer, The Prudentialist, John Doyle, Alaric the Barbarian, and Herb Soroca. Boomers claim that younger generations have no interest in taking over, and younger generations claim boomers refuse to pass down their wealth and knowledge. This panel sits representatives from eith...
My Wendigoon Steak Does MAD BONG RIPS [“take the Son of the fact distorted”] 24.05.2024 4:19:47
On this episode Dimes and Judas discuss the Iranian president being consumed by Israeli utility fog, HAARP causing another twisted aurora borealis, and a review of the latest Godzilla vs. King Kong live action anime. After diving into an article on J’accuse about the necessity of framing your political goals as inevitabilities, they explore the book “Revolt of the Public” by Martin Gurri. There th...
U Wouldn't Tat a Tutting Nephilim [“AT my disciples listening to kill you can't be normal”] 10.05.2024 3:26:59
Dimes and Judas discuss the complex capital suicide pact between America and Israel, stanky femcel dating site Duolicious, and the infamous Online Harms Act C-63 which seeks to imprison Canadian micro niche ecelebs for posting too naughty. After hypothesizing which car manufacturing processes could be maintained through guilds during a collapse scenario, they launch into an in-depth review of Ray...
BSNL#10: Sargooner ANSWERS the Woman Question (feat. Meta Prime) 03.05.2024 2:30:10
Dimes and Judas are joined by the illustrious Meta Prime to discuss his recent viral moment in arguing with Carl Benjamin (internet's Sargon of Akkad,) women choosing bears over men, and the broader discourse on the role of women in the political Right. Episode begins at 14:15.
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