Blood $atellite

Blood $atellite

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Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

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Jul 3, 2026

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Episodes

Stomp Clap Prayer Emoji 12.09.2025

Dimes and Judas discuss the public assassination of Charlie Kirk and the racially targeted murder of Iryna Zarutska. After recapping the ongoing fiery youth revolt occurring in Nepal, they launch into a review of the book “Reality: From Metaphysics to Metapolitics” by Wynand De Beer. In it the South African writer makes a case for Hellenism uniting Eurasia in a multipolar world by tracing the Indo...

Small Tube Staccato Thralls: Observed Porcelain Edition 05.09.2025

Dimes and Judas give a debrief of their recent eCeleb camping trip, the Raise the Colours anti-immigration protest in Australia, and the 7 AfD candidates who have died under mysterious circumstances. After priming the audience with some savage opinions on the Multipolarity movement, they review the book “Why the West Can’t Win” by Fadi Lama which details why the Western world is doomed while the T...

BSNL24: A [Nothing] About [Show] 13.08.2025

We're talking WNBA dildos, the Return to the Land movement, all that Tucker Carlson CIA stuff, and we will watch this banned documentary titled "HATE" about racial activism in Canada. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, Dimes speaks with Daniel Tyrie, the founder of The Dominion Society which endeavours to push the political legitimacy of remigration and Heritage Canadian identity....

BSNL23: Helldivers 2 01.08.2025

This is our first gaming livestream, and we're playing Helldivers 2. We will be discussing several topics in an stream-of-consciousness unprecedented in the B$EU. Coverage include reviewing that Mehdi Hassan/Groyper debate, Curtis Yarvin interviewed by the Red Scare gals, and whether the Aryan physical ideal even makes sense from a High Value Male archetype. Stream begins at 11:31.

Robbing a Blood bank for Financial AIDS 25.07.2025

Dimes and Judas discuss the danger of MAGA people making themselves slaves to Trump, the intersection of lesbian porn and model train autism, and the insane power centralized in global credit companies. This builds into a discussion of “Leviathan and its Enemies” by Sam Francis, a classic describing how the modern societal configuration around the power of mass and scale birthed an elite that devo...

Mario Kant Says Santa Claus Has No Skeleton 18.07.2025

Dimes and Judas discuss the societal implications of Will Stancil being sexually assaulted by AI, Curtis Yarvin advising Elon Musk on his political ambitions, and Trump jerking everyone regarding the release of the Epstein Files. After a quick episode of Lauren Southern: B*TCH WATCH, they slide into a review of “Frictionless Markets” by Jack Buffington. There he forecasts a possible supply chain m...

Gen Y Got Mmmkay Ultra'd 27.06.2025

Dimes and Judas discuss the closure of the Israel/Iran Improv Theatre, a study that shows dysgenic attributes are amplifying in the White population, and the inevitability of decentralized civil war in America. This leads directly into a discussion of the book “Interest and Capital: The Monetary Economics of Michal Kalecki” by Jan Toporowski. Through that they explore the circuit theory of money a...

BSNL22 - Episode 300 Spooktacular 20.06.2025

It's episode 300 of the show so are reviewing some of the earliest content from the Blood $atellite back catalogue, discussing both the creation of the show and our oldest takes to see how they stack up. We also answer some viewer requests, notably who we think from our scene will be around in 100 years. Lastly, on this edition of The Copepranos Society, we have a recording of the "Christian Pagan...

BSNL21: The TFW Ecosystem 13.06.2025

On this one we're going to talk about the organizations pushing temporary foreign workers into Canadian industries, but we relate that to the conflict between Israel and Iran that started just as we were recording, and react to a video from the New York Times starring Fascism Experts explaining why they're fleeing America. Stream begins at 09:49.

A Very Special Sola GPTuah 30.05.2025

Dimes and Judas discuss the breaking news that gingers are black, Mark Carney’s depressing immigration targets, and Trump’s war on Harvard for purely Zionist reasons. After a lengthy discussion on miscarriages, they enter into a discussion of the book “Building a Ruin” by Yakov Feygin. There they learn about the history of Soviet economic reform during the cold war, the market demands that handica...

You should do THAT THING to YOU KNOW WHO 23.05.2025

Dimes and Judas discuss Trump holding the President of South Africa to account for all the murdered Whites, James Comey announcing a new false flag with weird seashell math, and a tour through the failed scammers Dimes has known in his life. After discovering a study showing most English majors in college can’t read properly, they swing into a review of the book “Stalin's War: A New History of Wor...

BSNL20: Alberta Separating From Canada 16.05.2025

On this stream we are discussing the recent discourse surrounding Alberta separating from Canada after the LPC victory, the Canadian government turning away South African refugees, and Innuendo Studios going bankrupt which is funny and good. Stream starts at 09:32.

You Can Just (Not) Apocalyptic Homosexual Heights 02.05.2025

Dimes and Judas discuss the brewing war between Pakistan and India, Peter Thiel’s anti-woke university, and a sober summary of the recent Canadian election (Carneygeddon.) They then dive into a review of “Aberration in the Heartland of the Real” by Wendy Painting. A psychological mediaphysical analysis of PKC bomber Timothy McVeigh, it sifts through the various motivations to the plot and the culp...

Bucceesian overLARPing Magisteria 25.04.2025

Dimes and Judas discuss a government plot to dim the sun with chemtrails, the Pope being assassinated by JD Vance, and our alleged arrival at the Dead Internet Theory tipping point. After a brief investigation into the Acceleration Research Consortium, they descend into a review of “Drug Cartels Do Not Exist” by Oswaldo Zavala. Presented is an anti-neoliberal-capitalist analysis of the Mexica drug...

BSNL19: Astral Nairaland 17.04.2025

On this episode of Blood $atellite Nights LIVE we're going to talk about a lot of non-connected things including a Vitalist who married an Alpha Woman, an incoherent African drama forum, and Chinese factories exposing the luxury goods industry. Stream begins at 10:20.

Leaf Knife Blood Droplet Black Pregnant Man 04.04.2025

Dimes and Judas discuss the CIA developing wooly mammoth resurrection technology, the fallout of Trump’s Liberty Day Tariff Assault, and Million Dollar Extreme’s live comedy show in Oshawa. Somewhere after reviewing the bartender’s guide to Semenology, they launch into a review of “El Narco: Inside Mexico's Criminal Insurgency” by Ioan Grillo. Here they investigate not only the complex history of...

Revolt Against the Moderate World 28.03.2025

Dimes and Judas discuss a new hidden metropolis beneath Egypt’s pyramids, Bob Lazar’s darkly strategic diarrhea, and a review of Transgender Pope critical darling “Conclave.” After exploring Canada’s Lost Economic Decade, they launch into a review of “The Disenchantment of the World” by Marcel Gauchet, an accounting of the history of religion in the interest of establishing a dramatic temporal dem...

BSNL#18: CarneyVal 21.03.2025

This live episode promises to be completely off the rail as we not only discuss the ascendency of Mark Carney to Liberal Prime Minister, but also Secret Passage Theory and the recently released JFK assassination documents. Also containing a rare Dimes crash out on a chat member! Stream begins at 11:04.

It’s Chardonnay Valium Winter And You’re Tapping the Sign Pilling? 07.03.2025

Dimes and Judas discuss Zelensky being ragdolled by Trump over Ukraine war cash, the newly released Epstein filed being a direct insult to you specifically, and the Indian Patel family that owns one of the largest banks in Texas giving out loans only to gas station and motel owners. After a lengthy discussion on how dark Zionist money is directing emergent online movements, they launch into a revi...

Rome is a [BLOOD G@LAXY GAS in the mind of [HOTDOG] 28.02.2025

Dimes and Judas discuss Canada openly seeking international nuclear war with the United States, how to spot a fake eGirl, and the exposed secret sex chats of NSA employees. They then launch into a spirited review of “Christianity & Classical Culture” by Charles Cochrane, a comprehensive survey into the forces and revolution of the mind that drove the domination of Christianity in Rome across c...

YEAR OF THE CRASH OUT 14.02.2025

Dimes and Judas discuss the return of Kanye West to the world of antisemitism, DOGE proving every cultural conspiracy correct, and the miracle of Trump creating patriots with tariffs. After fantasizing how they would dress if they were billionaires, they review the book “Sex & Culture” by JD Unwin. A deep anthropological study of tribes from across the world, he correlates sexual restrictions...

BSNL#17: City of Bank of England 10.02.2025

On this last-minute emergency stream, Dimes and Judas will be discussing bureaucrats being mass fired (joy!) the Fifth Estate creating a smear documentary on the Coutts Four (enraging!) and the global financial conspiracy centering on the Bank of London (confusing!) Strap in because it's going to get real zoided. Stream starts at 11:57.

Mozart the Ripper, How to Impregnate a Woman from Low Earth Orbit? 31.01.2025

Dimes and Judas discuss the recent suicide of a black man caught gooning at a drive thru, Hitler’s secret British girlfriend revealed, and Dimes may have just purchased a house. After touching on an article by Endeavour on the counterrevolutionary character pf the Trump administration titled “America's Thermidorian Reaction?” they build into a review of the book “Eye of the Chickenhawk” by Simon D...

BIG BOOTY EPISTEMES 17.01.2025

Dimes and Judas provide a spread of solid predictions for 2025 and beyond, discuss the inevitability of becoming crabs, and the current debate over whether or not young people are lazy for not taking easy 6 figure jobs right out of high school. They then move into a discussion of the book “Programmed to Kill: The Politics of Serial Murder” by David McGowan which pertains to the connection between...

4D Chess is QTardation we Owe Ourselves 10.01.2025

Dimes and Judas discuss the Green Beret blowing up a Cybertruck for political reasons, huge mysterious drones appearing over New Jersey, and Los Angeles being on fire for bigsies this time. After exploring a Tablet article about Obama’s remaking of the Democratic party and his inexplicable continued relevance, they launch into an in-depth discussion of “The Silent Brotherhood: The Chilling Inside...

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