Blood $atellite

Blood $atellite

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Two Caucazoid psychos living in Canada and Hong Kong discuss dissident right politics, conspiracy theories, fringe spirituality, ideal catastrophe futures, far-right-cenobite culture, harmonyjamming, Canadian politics, splainsplaining, genocidal irony, and probably sex and video games or whatever.

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Jul 3, 2026

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Episodes

Contract Consent with a Grain of Steroids [“on so much low blood out of walking around scamming”] 06.08.2022

After taking a week off due to African Priest related chicanery, Judas recounts finally fleeing Hong Kong and landing square between the conflict of China vs. Nancy Pelosi in a Taiwanese airport. After dissecting the recent admission that depression and chemical imbalances in the brain are no longer connected, the BOLG boys discuss the implications of driving 2 generations insane through SSRIs and...

The Relentless Persuasion of the 2Xth/st Century ["Roastie Toastie Feeling Sad in the Dartboard"] 23.07.2022

In this episode Dimes and Judas go off on the history of Patient Zero in relation to the spread of AIDS, Harvey Milk Dent, and the practicality of pitting a cool regional serfdom against a digital internationalist serfdom. They then review the recently released Handbook of Hate Memes. They dissect its conflicting internal claims against along with the apparent ineffectiveness of so-called radicali...

MAGA Milf Attending the Heaven's Gate Cult at Disney World [BULLPEN - GENE HACKMAN (V.O.)] 16.07.2022

The BOLG Boyz are over the moon about making The Woman King the new Morbius and discuss how to create the Slavery Extended Universe, then Judas chops it up about the Farmer protest going on in the Netherlands and everything you need to know about Nitrogen (especially the climate policies being employed to have the police shoot at your head.) Rather than discuss any books or research of note, Dimes...

KSSSSSH President Brandon, I'm Dark CIA ["Swedish Royal family gave Palestine to pregrow men."] 10.07.2022

After discussing the recent bird news and the foiled marriage of Shinzo Abe at the Georgia Guidestones, Dimes and Judas deeply unpack a recent controversy kicked up by Scott Adams on broken children and how he would deal with hopeless teenagers, framed around the recent Highland Park Fourth of July massacre. Dimes then heaps on the data and discusses the book "The Information" by James Gleick, whi...

Abortionocaustolypse Carpaccio [“Forming of her soft footfalls in public or the entire world”] 02.07.2022

A day late and a dollar richer, Dimes and Judas get around to rounding up all the Roe V. Wade opinions that are fit to print and wade into more conspiratorial waters as is demanded by the Economy of Takes. They also discuss the anti-responsibility horror movie Men and body-horror bureaucracy blockbuster Crimes of the Future, relating it to the book "The Human Use of Human Beings" by Norbert Weiner...

The Downton Abbey Theme Song Puts Me On Edge [“Dwarf Takes”] 25.06.2022

This was recorded a few days ago before the Abortionpocalypseocaust, but we're still firing on all pistons: the Canadian government seeks to make gun ownership illegal for white people, Judas believes the cover of "Bitches Ain't Shit" by Ben Folds was an original song, and a prolonged cope session attempting to redeem hipsters through consumerism. They then discuss how the evolution of scientific...

“Lettuce, Cheese, and Start Pondering Some People Out.” 19.06.2022

After a review of the current media acceptances of both the Great Replacement Theory's popularity and the unignorable Everything Shortage, the Boyz recounts a recent penitentiary tour and the decision that Dimes could easily thrive in a Canadian prison, especially in the special teepees they apparently have. Then, they take a tour through quantum mechanics with the book "Reality is Not What it See...

"That’s why we feel the kill button I slowly floated across the mood” 12.06.2022

It's another Episode Episode as the boys review The Northman, Top Gun: Maverick, and the new documentary by Matt Walsh "What is A Woman?" wherein a YouTube-Approved celebrity does his best impression of a Norman Rockwell painting to take on the Transgender Question 15 years too late. Dimes and Judas then explore the great reset my way of "The Fourth Industrial Revolution" by WEF chairman Klaus Sch...

"No tasks, Act Uncanny and Dangerous.” 04.06.2022

After a week-long break, the BOLG Boys are back in hot doggin form, discussing trans Joe Biden rescuing his deceased son from his own ass with his own penis, voting patterns being completely out of whack in the recent Ontario election, and cowardly police failing to fulfill their sole remaining duty of being Eugenics Agents. They then discuss the book "The End of History and the Last Man" by Franc...

Amberica Heardnandez Sez: Covid Causes Fedthinking 21.05.2022

Dimes is dying from covid-19 and in his delirium speaks on the recent mass shooting in Buffalo and "Great Replacement Theory" making the headlines. This leads to a discussion of the anarcho-shitlib Hegelian dialectic investigation of ideologies for internal consistency being unimportant, leading into a brief discussion of the book "Serviam" by Adrien Arcand, a famous Quebecois radical who dared to...

The Sisyphus of Bits Versus the Versusers 15.05.2022

Dimes and Judas cave to their Canadian condition and make fun of This Hour Has 22 Minutes and explain how the recent Conservative Party debate should make a cenobite out of even the chillest of chums. Dimes discusses a future where the "seat filler" personality type dominates the entire military and forces confused traditional fellas to fight every future war as private contractors, but before tha...

The Cigarette Smoking Man From X-Files Saying "Kids Exist" [flyingeezers] 07.05.2022

Dimes and Judas - Silent Movie Era Landlords to the Female Race - discuss how the God of Law has turned his back on abortion and started the Ho-Locaust, and the Netflix show Anatomy of a Scandal is used as a launchpad to establish a hypothetically permissible spectrum of sexual assault in the interest of trusting science. The latter half of the episode is dedicated to a deep dive on Economic Natio...

I Am Often Seized By The Unique Anglo Desire To Witness Consequences [07offensivethielism07] 01.05.2022

In this episode, Dimes (joie de vivre) and Judas (nodding off from caucazoid opioid abuse) discuss a deal with the devil by increasing the political sovereignty of our genitals, uniting the whole of Christendom by wickedly harassing women, the Amber Heard V. Johnny Depp trial as a public ritual sacrifice of BPD broads, and dissidents employing deepfakes and botnets to outmaneuver the surveillance...

I Am Nude I Stan Myself I Am Arrested I Will @ack Professionals [nitramode] 23.04.2022

Rip the skeleton living inside your wall out, it’s content arrival. First off, Dimes and Judas talk about how corrupted and inverted cities will invert once more in a future dominated by content-obsessed NYC black spree shooters and people's total abandonment of media analysis. After discovering the Looney Tunes loophole for making direct threats, they then discuss the recent Mike Ma biopic Nitram...

Making Memes Of Guys You Know Online Is Extremely Gay [duginsexualharrisment] 17.04.2022

In this episode Dimes and Judas discuss the last strea Dimes was on and accusations of being Duginsexual, ahomeless Irishman roasts Dimes in front of God and everybody, the brutal mindtrap of wanting to go to Hawaii, Canada legalizing assisted suicide for whoever is feeling sad, and a new theory on how everyone who gets Alzheimer's deserves it. Lastly, they talk about the concept of Choice Archite...

No Trad Stupidly Huge Hipped Huba Hubba Awooga Mommy Milkers Fed Ever Called ME The P Word [radiohead.EXE] 09.04.2022

After tending to the fallout from the last episode and debating if the cast of Shot Caller could defeat a team of Samurai in combat, the BOLG boys discuss the TLC reality show where a grown woman has the body of a child, thus introducing a wretched new front in the widely despised age of consent debate. After that they discuss the babies raised under Covid being a civilization breaking tragedy, be...

Blood Blyatistas Spoof Mail Order Hitlers [mandelbros...] 02.04.2022

In a banner episode for Canadian content adherents, Judas recounts an attempted coup d'état at his company and Dimes reviews Top 5 Worst Movie of Earth - Moonfall - and Jackass Forever. What follows is an in-depth discussion of the mechanics of alcoholism and insider reports from Alcoholics Anonymous (AA.) Finally, they discuss the role of fractal geometry in the financial market, discussing the b...

Give Her New Floating International Currency Face [teddyk] 26.03.2022

In this episode, Dimes and Judas review the new biopic on Ted Kaczynski "Ted K" and how it subversively presents him as an incel loser. After discussing the Canadian government maxing out its credit card giving a pittance of military aid to Ukraine, they discuss what opportunities a disjointed and pathetic system presents to dissidents. Then a recap of the debate between Destiny and Nick Fuentes l...

Dark 2x Speed Duckman Nationalism [CENSORED] 19.03.2022

After Judas' frontline reporting on how Hong Kong is imprisoning entire families in Covid shipping containers at random now, the BOLG Boys discuss women choosing rapists over gotcha-dorks, Pfizer copping to over 1,000 vaccine side effects, lauded content creator Academic Agent's latest anti-elite political movement of "Get Them Out," and the new Batman movie. Dimes also talks about the book "Devil...

Zamn Bimes, TWO Vril Wigs?! [putin_monke_dox] 12.03.2022

On this one, the BOLG Boys discuss ice cream rape kits for gaslit female firefighters, Russia breaking the entire globalist project by stealing McDonalds, Anglos creating Covid-19 to mouth the n word in public, and Betty Boop being appropriated by sad women doing performative lesbianism. They then explore the concept of Game Theory, including the books "Thinking Strategically: The Competitive Edge...

Putin Floyd Types Erratas [sniperb0r3a] 06.03.2022

This episode, Dimes recaps his appearance on Politically Provoked and his promise to drive down to Philadelphia and molest a Discord mod, as well as the flurry of narratives emerging from Russia Vs. Ukraine that has resulted in saying Putin has Long-Covid and Russian children are no longer allowed to have toys. They also discuss civilizations measured by their capacity to innovate, Rothschild Zoom...

The 1790 Hell's Angels to George Lincoln Rockwell to Grover Norquist Pipeline [draftDRAFT] 26.02.2022

Dimes and Judas discuss Leftists movements throughout the 20th Century through the lens of The Green Book by Muammar Gaddafi, exploring his nuanced view on how both private property and religion force his otherwise progressive socialist views to evolve to meet specific geopolitical demands. There's a review of the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie where neurodivergent diversity hires get slaughter...

A Tarot Card That Just Says "Snake Eyes, Baby" [->07<-] 20.02.2022

Dimes and Judas are hydrated and unarrested in this evergreen sode, discussing bouncy castle protesters losing their rights to have bank accounts, bald people being a safe bet to buy you Chinese groceries, Justin Trudeau being Fidel Castro's son, Dimes' highway enemy being vanquished, and everyone in the world getting a podcast to save our souls. Lastly, they discuss the book "When Prophecy Fails,...

Long Plotz off a Short Rake in Rant City, Touchgrassastan [VolcelAlcatraz] 12.02.2022

This one ended up being more aimless than intended, but Dimes boy and Judas boy have a discussion about the Aboriginal Antifa driver who attacked the Freedom Convoy trucker protest, extraterrestrials creating strategic illusions that appear to people with specifically developed brains, skiers getting their balls obliterated, the naivety of scientists being comparable to malevolence, turning esoter...

Infinite, Effortless, Fun Corpse Apocalypse [mouthpussyHAREM] 05.02.2022

The Bad Optics Leaf Gods provide a debrief and recap on the Freedom Rally trucker protest going on around Canada and the attempts to pervert an extremely rare grassroots movement into something familiarly usurious, designing sexually harassing mugs, and the various ways for one man to found a city. Finally, a fair &amp; balanced review of the "DEATH sentences" manifesto by Dr. Matthew Harris, wher...

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