Blank Propaganda Machine

On this week's episode, the pressure fryer is cranked to eleven as Kirk and Kraig meet on the battlefield, both fighting under the flag of Colonel Harlan Sanders. But this is an internal war...a brother's war over KFC's greatest culinary conundrum: Original Recipe vs Extra Crispy. Kirk digs in for Team Original, arguing that Colonel Sanders already achieved fried perfection the firs...

On this week's episode, the Founding Fathers immediately regret giving us independence as Jed and Kraig celebrate America's birthday by arguing which explosive delivers the most patriotic chaos: the M-80 or the Roman Candle. Jed lights the fuse for Team M-80, proudly declaring it the George Washington of recreational mayhem, capable of turning toilets into folklore, mailboxes into modern...

On this week's episode, the BPM Boys take a nighttime stroll down Bad Decision Boulevard as Kirk and special guest Chris Morris square up over who would win in a street fight: Tommy DeVito or Nino Brown? Kirk comes out swinging for Team DeVito, painting Joe Pesci's pint-sized psychopath as a feral little meatball with a Napoleon complex and a short fuse. He argues Tommy's lack of re...

On this week's episode, cinema's biggest heavyweights step into the ring as Jed and special guest Skyler Norwood battle over which director boasts the better filmography: Quentin Tarantino or Steven Spielberg? Jed storms in carrying a glowing golden suitcase for Team Tarantino, arguing that Quentin's films have everything a growing cinephile needs: razor-sharp dialogue, creative pro...

On this week's episode, the BPM Boys plant their flags on opposite shores and ask the question that has divided America since the invention of overpriced real estate: Which Coast Has the Most: East Coast or West Coast? Kirk comes out firing for Team East, likening the Atlantic seaboard as a sultry mistress with four distinct seasons, centuries of history, and just enough emotional instability...

On this week's episode, the squared circle expands to encompass all of pop culture as Kirk and Jed step into the ring to answer one colossal question: Who’s the bigger pop culture icon: Hulk Hogan or The Rock? Kirk storms out waving the stars and stripes for Team Hogan, arguing that the Hulkster’s 24-inch pythons, neon charisma, and enough cocaine-era energy to power a small city helped turn...

On this week's episode, the grills are hot, the eyes are bloodshot, and the digestive systems are filing formal complaints as Kraig and Jed stagger into battle over the superior late-night drunk/high food spot: White Castle or Waffle House? Kraig slides in greasy for Team Castle, declaring the humble slider a tiny square patriot missile packed with enough onions, grease, and regret to soak up...

On this week's episode, things get weird, wet, and deeply uncomfortable as Kraig and Chris battle over which turn of the century alt-comedy fever dream lives rent free in our heads: Freddy Got Fingered or Cabin Boy. Kraig bursts through the door for Team Freddy like a man fueled entirely by non-sequiturs, awkwardness, and unresolved trauma, calling the movie “a raw, throbbing masterpiece of c...

On this week's episode, Studio 8H becomes the Thunderdome as Jed and JT throw down over the most iconic Saturday Night Live cast member of all time: Will Ferrell vs Eddie Murphy. Moderator Kirk tosses in a Happy Fun Sized curveball by letting Jed pick any SNL cast member to challenge Eddie, and Jed immediately slaps the table with full cowbell confidence, claiming Ferrell could steal a sketch...

On this week's episode, decorum dies a glorious death as Kirk and Jed flip the bird with surgical precision over the proper way to give the finger: Thumb Out vs Tucked. Kirk extends himself proudly for Team Thumb Out, arguing it’s the effortless insult, a casual flick of disrespect that says “you’re not even worth full hand engagement.” He even compares it to a pinky-out tea sip - refined, di...

On this week's episode, get ready to be sham-wowed as Kraig and Jed shout, slap, and scrub their way through who’s the most iconic TV pitch man: Slap Chop Vince or Billy Mays? Kraig comes out slapping nuts and taking names for Team Vince, calling him a back-alley blender boss, a streetwise slicer who sold kitchen gadgets like he was moving product out the back of an El Camino. He paints Vince...

On this week's episode, the cosmos gets messier than Dolph Lundgren's accent as JT and Kraig blast off into a neon-soaked showdown over which 80s sci-fi movie rules the galaxy: Masters of the Universe or Flash Gordon. JT plants his flag on Eternia for Team He-Man, calling him the ultimate “I have the power” fantasy: a muscle-bound meathead who made every kid feel like a hero and wasn’t a...

On this week's episode, childhood comfort gets absolutely curb-stomped as Kraig and Kirk turn Saturday morning sweetness into a full-blown sugar massacre over Care Bears vs Gummi Bears: Who wins in a death match? Kraig opens with a soft, cuddly haymaker, claiming the Care Bears are emotionally stable, love-powered tanks raised in cloud-based households with zero baggage and maximum beam poten...

On this week's episode, we cut class and head straight to detention as Ian and Jed throw down over the greatest 80s teen movie: Ferris Bueller’s Day Off vs The Breakfast Club. Ian ditches school in style for Team Ferris, calling him the patron saint of playing hooky, a fourth-wall-breaking wizard who borrows Ferraris, steals parades, and makes rebellion look like a day spa. Jed fires back fro...

On this week's episode, things get super bowl-derline unhinged as Professor Safety and Kirk go helmet-to-helmet over the ultimate question: What’s the greatest halftime show of all time - Janet Jackson’s “wardrobe malfunction” or Prince in the rain? Professor Safety comes out firing like it’s fourth-and-chaos, declaring “the nipple” a pop culture Hail Mary - a moment so shocking it went toe-t...

On this week's episode, things get looney and toon-ed up as Jed and G-Man spark one up over who would be more fun to get high with: Roger Rabbit or Bugs Bunny. Jed jumps in for Team Roger, calling him the full cartoon package - wild energy, slapstick chaos, and a plus-one that turns heads faster than a record scratch. G-Man immediately calls foul, accusing Jed of burning runtime without a pun...

On this week's episode, animation domination turns into annihilation as Kraig and Kirk throw cartoon hands over which animated TV comedy reigns supreme: Family Guy or King of the Hill? Kraig bursts in like a cutaway gag with espresso in its veins, declaring Seth MacFarlane a generational genius and reminding everyone that Family Guy literally rose from the dead because the people demanded mor...

On this week's episode, PBS goes pay-per-view as Jed and Professor Safety absolutely suplex your childhood over who would win in a physical fight: Mister Rogers or Bob Ross? Jed comes out swinging for Team Rogers, suggesting that the soft-spoken sweater saint was just method-acting for PBS checks, and once the cameras stopped rolling, he transformed into Heisenberg in loafers, politely asking...

On this week's episode, things get downright utensil-itarian as Kirk and Kraig fork over their sharpest takes on the question: Does everyday cutlery need an upgrade - The Spork vs Spoon and Fork? Kirk digs in for Team Classic, arguing that when it comes to dining, specialization matters. You scoop soup with authority and spear steak with purpose. The spork, he says, is just a half-tined ident...

On this week's episode, we’re crackin’ open a cold bottle of 90s nostalgia and seeing which lunchroom legend reigns supreme: Yoo-hoo or Capri-Sun? Jed blasts out of the gates with a two-fisted trip down memory lane, claiming Yoo-hoo was the undisputed champ of vending machines, the chocolatey brown elixir of champions and every sweaty teenager’s post-P.E. reward. But Kraig jabs back with a sh...

On this week's episode, it’s a tangled web of chaos as Jed, Kirk, and special guest Jonathan "G-Man" Goolsby swing headfirst into the great power, great responsibility, and greatly unnecessary drama of Who Was the Best Spider-Man: Garfield, Holland, or Maguire? Kirk crawls in early with Team Holland, claiming Tom’s the perfect hybrid of teen awkwardness and proven hero, and boasting...

On this week's episode, it’s the clash of the savanna titans as Kraig and special guest Chris Morris square off in a fight to the death between a giraffe and a rhinoceros. Kraig gallops out of the gate swinging...literally, claiming the giraffe is nature’s sleeper agent, lulling foes into a false sense of serenity before going full Happy Gilmore with that neck-meets-sledgehammer skull. Chris...

On this week's episode, bullets fly and logic dies as Kraig and special guest Ian Picciano square off over which cinematic badass reigns supreme: Rambo or The Terminator? Kraig bursts in shirtless and waving a flag, declaring Rambo an all-American meat missile, forged in the fires of freedom and shirtless vengeance. But Ian doesn’t flinch, calmly revealing that the Terminator is literally mad...

On this week's episode, the battle lines are drawn straight across the Great Plains as special guest Andy Bateman and Jed face off over one burning question: Which Dakota is better - South or North? Andy comes out swinging with the geographic equivalent of a mic drop, firing off location names like Wall Drug, Mount Rushmore, and Sturgis with zero context but maximum devastation. Jed, meanwhil...

On this week's episode, it’s plush-on-plush carnage as Jed and JT try to stuff each other over which 80s icon was the cooler toy: Teddy Ruxpin or My Pet Monster? Jed rolls in hard on Team Ruxpin, calling him “the animatronic king of the toy aisle”, a storytelling legend with more charm than a Care Bear on quaaludes. But things take a hard emotional turn when Jed reveals he never actually owne...