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On this week's episode, sparks fly and boots stomp as special guest Chris Morris and resident cowboy Jed go toe-to-toe over Which Boogie is Best: Boot Scootin’ Boogie or the Electric Boogie? Chris slides into Team Electric with confidence, praising it as a cross-cultural groove that unites weddings, cookouts, and awkward party goers across the globe. But Jed ain't havin’ it! He straps on...

On this week's episode the eggnog is flowing, the sleigh bells are ringing, and the claws are out as Kirk and Jed square off over the Queen of Christmas herself with the question: Is Mariah Carey’s holiday earworm “All I Want for Christmas Is You” the greatest Xmas song of all time? Kirk comes in hotter than chestnuts on an open fire, praising Mariah as a divine snow-dusted goddess of holiday...

Grab your eggnog and settle in by the fire, because on this week's episode things get festively explosive as Kraig and special guest Adam Draper jingle each other's bells over one burning question: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Yippee-Ki-Yay…or Yippee-Ki-Nay? Adam steps in with cold, calculated cheerlessness, arguing that Die Hard lacks the holy trinity of Christmas essentials: snow, pr...

On this week's episode, the gloves are off and the tiger blood is flowing as special guest JT and Kraig face off over a sibling showdown for the ages: Which brother is the better actor - Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez? JT comes in hot with a fistful of chaos praising Charlie’s legendary run of drugs, babes, and sitcom paychecks, calling him a warlock of the screen. Kraig claps back with hear...

On this week's episode, moderator Jed kicks off the weirdest episode yet with a question pulled straight from a late-night YouTube rabbit hole and the deranged mind of Christopher Walken: Would you rather have a tail…or the ability to fly? Yes, really. Confusion builds immediately as Kirk, representing Team Flying, argues for flight the only way he knows how - through pure laziness and cheapn...

Get ready for a full blown Chris-tastrophe, because it’s a battle of the beefcakes as Jed and Kraig argue over which Chris is the Chrisiest: Pratt or Hemsworth. Jed stumbles out of the gate, unable to name more than two of Pratt’s roles, but still insists he’s the ultimate every man who can tame raptors by day and crush Pawnee burgers by night. But Kraig isn’t having it, scoffing that “Pratt Brat”...

Get ready to beat it into the ring, because this week on Mass Debate, Jed and Kirk square off over a heavyweight hypothetical: Who would win in a physical fight between Young Michael Jackson or Old Prince? Jed throws the first jab, backing Jackson 5–era Michael as a wiry survivor with iron lungs, faster feet, and years of trauma-fueled stamina. Kirk counters with cold, calculated confidence, argui...

Buckle up, time travelers, 'cause where we're going, you don't need...chodes! But your about to get a triple dose listening to these wisenheimers. On this week's episode, the timeline gets twisted as Kirk and Kraig argue which direction is best for time travel: always to the future or always to the past. Kirk proudly claims he’s a “forward thinker” who’s too busy blasting ahead...

Happy Halloween, Mass Debation enthusiasts! Get ready for a fun-sized debate, but you better check this one for razor blades, because the arguments are sharp and bound to cut deep!  We try to get down to the giggle and gore as we debate which pint-sized horror menace is easier to outrun: Chucky, the foul-mouthed doll or Leprechaun, the gold-obsessed gremlin. Kraig argues it’s simple physics - you...

On this week’s episode, things get saucy fast when Jed and Kirk go slice-for-slice over the ultimate morning after mystery: Should leftover pizza be reheated and revitalized or devoured cold like a soul invigorating treat? Jed insists pizza deserves resurrection through fire, preaching the gospel of crispy crusts and gooey cheese as if he’s reviving a culinary Lazarus. But Kirk, still wearing last...

In this week's super charged episode, Kraig swears Invisibility is the key to world peace, claiming he could end the Russia-Ukraine war by ghosting into enemy bunkers and spooking leaders into submission. Jed counters with Teleportation, arguing it’s the only power that lets you skip traffic, dodge bullets, and still make it home in time for Murder She Wrote. Things escalate when they get wei...

Holy schnikes, Batman! Things get batty fast as Kirk channels his inner American psycho to argue that Christian Bale’s gravelly voice and tortured realism puts asses in seats and raked in box office billions. Meanwhile, Kraig slides into his spandex nostalgia and fires back that Adam West was the true Batman - quippy, campy, and always ready to open up a can of Bat-shark repellent. Kirk fires back...

In this week’s spaced out episode, Kraig referees the ultimate nerd showdown: Star Wars vs Star Trek!  Jed unsheathes his lightsaber, bragging about ILM’s special effects and insisting that “pew pew” beats philosophy any day. Meanwhile, Kirk boldly roasts Star Wars as a one-trick pony that’s been milked harder than a Bantha teat for 40 years, while beaming about Star Trek as the hopeful, utopian f...

Get ready to blastoff to the debate rodeo, as Kirk moderates the childhood dream job showdown: Cowboy vs. Spaceman! Kraig saddles up with romantic visions of the open range, campfires, and sleeping under the stars, while Jed rockets in insisting astronauts are the ultimate panty droppers who drive fast cars and live like Don Draper in zero gravity. Kraig retorts that astronauts are just lonely dia...

On this week’s glitter-caked, face-painted fever dream of a show, the crew dives headfirst into the fanbase Thunderdome: Swifties vs. Juggalos - who’s more unhinged? Kraig bravely moderates a cultural cage match between two armies of deranged devotion , as Jed paints Swifties as sparkly-eyed demolition goblins who descend on cities like bedazzled locusts, causing traffic jams, and destroying souls...

Let's turn the lights down, break out the popcorn and sodas, and get ready for this wildly unhinged big screen throwdown between Jed, who sort of remembers which character - Bill or Ted, was played by Keanu, and Kraig, who’s ready to crown Nicolas Cage the patron saint of unhinged cinema. Jed valiantly stumbles through The Matrix and John Wick, while Kraig demands answers for The Replacements...

Things get ruff this week as Kirk mounts a steamy defense of Turner, insisting that Tom Hanks, in the throes of his pre-Oscar hotness, acted circles around a slobbery co-star who couldn’t even deliver a line without drooling. Congressman Andy Bateman comes in swinging for Hooch, declaring that "man's best friend" is clearly the top dog in a popularity contest. Kraig tries to keep th...

This week’s episode will hit you like a half-hearted roundhouse kick to the face! Kirk squares off with Kraig over the ultimate question no one really asked: Is Steven Seagal the greatest martial arts action hero of all time? Kirk, fully aware that Seagal is an out-of-shape, rizzless dumpster man, still defends him as an icon - mostly because watching a beady-eyed, sweaty, spoiled-ham of a man try...

In this week’s feverish showdown, Mass Debate turns into a full-blown disco inferno as special guest G-Man struts out in bell bottoms and an Afro pick, swearing that disco never died because “Stayin’ Alive” literally keeps hearts pumping on the CPR floor, while Kraig claims it’s nothing but polyester-soaked white-boy noise that should’ve been buried with lava lamps and booger sugar spoons.  The he...

This week’s episode blasts off into the great unknown...or maybe just a sound stage in Burbank, to settle the age-old question: Did we really go to the moon, or were we just hoodwinked by NASA? Jed plants his flag firmly in the “it happened” crater, claiming the lunar landing was a giant leap for mankind, complete with life-changing tech like Velcro. Meanwhile, Kraig stumbles through a cosmic cons...

In this red-white-and-snooze-filled episode of Mass Debate, Kirk champions the all-American power nap, claiming every hardworking patriot deserves a one-hour horizontal protest against the tyranny of "the man" - a siesta for the people! He even weaponizes his sleep apnea, declaring it a disability and claiming that denying him nap time is akin to class warfare. Calling in from California...

Ready your ear-holes for an allergy inducing clash, as we slice diagonally into the age-old question: to crust or not to crust? Jed, our resident philosopher, swears the crispy rim brings a textural component to his nut-butter ingestion. Meanwhile Professor Safety - busy dad, lunchbox logistics guru, and self-appointed ambassador of the Uncrustable Nation, insists that handing his kiddos a “proper...

In this probing episode, Kirk and Kraig debate whether aliens are living among us! Is Earth just too damn boring to draw the attention of any higher intelligent beings, or are we a beacon of freedom calling across the black void of space to any potential new citizen willing to drop $5 million on a Trump Gold Card? Kirk beams in with cold, hard logic, insisting Earth is just the Arby’s of the galax...

In this week’s Mass Debate , it's candy-coated chaos as special guest Congressman Andy touts the chill, nut-stuffed charm of Yellow Peanut M&M, while Kraig swears by Red’s alleged “alluring attitude” — both hilariously convinced that Red is the seductive siren of the candy aisle. They spend the entire debate trading half-baked, sugar-rushed arguments based on their mutual Mandela Effect b...

In this heated, frozen treat face-off, Jed goes full Willy Wonka and damn near ice-creams himself for Team Chocolate, praising its sexy compatibility with every topping imaginable while mocking vanilla as the sad, lonely flavor no one actually orders on purpose; meanwhile, Kirk channels his inner Bob Ross to paint vanilla as the pure, artistic blank canvas of our sweet dreams, waxing poetic about...