BitchScopes Astrology with Kelly McClain

Saturn is moving into Pisces AND we have a Virgo full moon! And this is just March’s appetizer!

March is a very significant month in astrology. Let’s take advantage of a relatively quiet week and read poetry for each sign. Oummmm

sorry I'm late. sorry I'm scatterbrained. but I'm creatively on fire. Lilith just told me to stop apologizing. ha! Read the scopes at Kellymcclain.blogspot.com want a personal astro reading or report? email me at Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me feel free to email to say hi, or tell me how you're experiencing certain transits.  Ok I'm gonna go paint something now. Enjoy the Lilith!

We have a juicy and spiritual new moon and some more of those 29° aspects this week. Read the whole scoop over at KELLYMCCLAIN.BLOGSPOT.COM

Oh man. What a struggle! I had to re-record this for quality and I was already late! So now this will publish late Tuesday/early Wednesday and I’m blaming planets! There’s some intensity and anxiety this week due to some planets at 29°. I would love to hear from you. Connect with me at @i_am_kellymc on Instagram. Check out my other podcasts “Bitchstory” and “BitchSplaining”, and please consider su...

We’ve got some interesting numerology, plenty of opportunities to manifest and a big bold invitation to release what keeps you from taking center stage in your own life.

There’s a lot going on this week, including my 50th birthday!! Progress is the word of the week. Live king and prosper, bitches!

Mars goes direct this week and so does his “sister” Eris.

Here’s my predictions for 2023 based on a few of the big astrological transits. Let me know what you think- kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me

2023! Here we are! And we have a sappy and nurturing Full Moon to kick it off.

Hey! Sorry this is a little late. They were long and complicated, and…holidays (yuk). We have a mercury retrograde in Capricorn starting late this week as well as some strong themes around sense of self and relationship balance.

This week we have some cool numerology, the winter solstice, a new moon bookend, and …Merry Bitchmas!! Check out our Bitchstory episode on the winter solstice and a whole bunch of other nerdy Xmas factoids, as well as the goddesses of solstice and winter.

I’m so sorry I didn’t upload last week. I wanted to but just could not muster! And there was a Gemini full moon too (probably why I could not muster!). I feel bad for missing a week but I’m back, bitches.

this podcast is available in blog format, if you'd rather read it all: kellymcclain.blogspot.com Please follow the other podcasts: Bitchstory and BitchSplaining and on Instagram: Bitchstory.pod (that account needs some love, please follow us!)  My website has all kinds of goodies, and I do have Merch (though I can't get it to you in time for Xmas at this point): www.thebitchwhisperer.me This...

This week we get a sweet, refreshing, optimistic new moon. Listen for how you can make the most of your manifesting efforts! And Happy Thanksgiving.

Deeeeep breath and stretch…we finally get a breather from the intensity. Venus adds some sugar to everything this week. Enjoy.

My husband Patrick is a combat veteran from the first Gulf War. He was involved in and miraculously survived a hit to his Bradley in the “Battle of Easting 73”- the last great tank battle of the 20th century.

Astrology for the week of 11/7. Individual sign BitchScopes follow the summary.

This weeks bitch pod has a heads up for the next eclipse on November 8th

This week’s scopes are about the upcoming Mars Retrograde in Gemini, which begins October 30th. If you want to skip certain sections, here are the time stamps:  Health whining (2:51) Mars retrograde info (5:35) Mars & election historical hijinx (7:15) Mars through the signs (14:00) You can read bitchscopes and the transits for this week at kellymcclain.blogspot.com

Next Tuesday 10/25 is the new moon solar eclipse in Scorpio. October has officially gotten intense!

My energy is low. My voice is gravelly. My cat is noisy. I have no idea what’s happening in my world. Welcome to the stage…Neptune!

This week we have a Full Moon in Aries and apparently we are still/always healing some shit. Insert eye roll here

This week I decided to assign new co-rulers for each sign. I’m changing things up, challenging the traditional stuff…like a good little Aquarian! And I did a deep dive into Lilith and Eris and where they currently are in your chart. Let’s get deep and nerdy!

We have a lovely Libra new moon this week, bitches. And there’s some significant energy shifts. I break it down day by day and interject random humor.