Kelly Mcclain

BitchScopes Astrology with Kelly McClain

Education EN ↓ 79 episodes

Horoscopes available for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/HouseofBleepBitchScopes were born out of a desire to reclaim a word that has been used as a weapon, and turn it into a source of confidence. BitchScopes are written with the intention of empowerment. Am I a feminist? Yes. Do I write these for feminists? Also yes. Does that mean only women should read them? Fuck no! Feminism is for everyone! So come one, come all and let's embrace being a Bitch for the betterment of the world! Distributed by House of Bleep Productions and McClain Creative Services

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Kelly Mcclain

Episodes

BitchScopes for the week of September 12 12.09.2022 17:52

Venus squares Mars, Jupiter opposes Mercury, relationships are needy, and we all need to calm out tits

BitchScopes for the week of September 5th 05.09.2022 22:08

We’ve got a Pisces full moon and mercury going retrograde this week. It’s likely to be emotional in some way. This weeks scopes are composed as scenes or scenarios or choose your own adventure questions. Oh and there’s poetry inspired by MC Hammer.

Bitchscopes for the week of August 29th 2022 - Trust the Process! 29.08.2022 21:22

well, this week's audio is better than last week's, and I added fun sounds and stuff, but I still need to work on audio quality. I hate being my own producer. Ugh. But I will suffer for my art, I guesssssss.   This week's scopes focus on the overall vibe of September, at least the first 2/3 of it, and I played with my new Cat tarot cards.  please share and subscribe and be patient w...

BitchScopes for the week of 8.22.22 - coping by cleaning - new moon in Virgo 23.08.2022 13:22

Sun enters Virgo, Mars is in Gemini, Uranus retrograde, Mercury enters Libra (and retrograde shadow) and a new moon in Virgo that is making me wrinkle my nose as though I’ve just smelled bleu cheese.   sorry the audio sucks. This was an unplanned thing that I ran with.  It’ll be better I promise! 