BitchScopes Astrology with Kelly McClain

This is a big full moon week! buckle up! BitchScopes individual WEEKLY HOROSCOPES (Bitch, I know you miss them!) are available by subscription for just $5/month. Available at: Patreon.com/houseofbleep https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchscopes/subscribe https://open.spotify.com/show/4Fv7X4mQpw0snCkhcuPWna?si=c0a91c2f91e949c8 email me: kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Check out the other podcast...

BitchScopes individual horoscopes are available by subscription - $5/month. You can listen and pay on Spotify or go to Patreon.com/houseofbleep, or anchor.fm/bitchscopes This summary is for the week of August 21st and Mercury Retrograde! BitchScopes are distributed by House of Bleep Productions, which also includes BitchStory and Bitchsplaining - check them all out! Instagram: @kellymcbitch or bit...

There’s a New Moon in Leo this week, and it’s juiced up by some badass goddess energy! Email: kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me blog: kellymcclain.blogspot.com Patreon: patreon.com/Houseofbleep email me if you’re Interested in a personal astro reading Please check out my other podcasts- Bitchstory & BitchSplaining Have a great week!

Here’s the Bitchstrology summary for the week of August 7th. You can read this at Kellymcclain.blogspot.com Please consider Supporting my work: Anchor.fm/bitchstory (click the support button) Patreon.com/Houseofbleep (at the $5 & $10/mo levels you get weekly BitchScopes horoscopes.) Questions and whatever: Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Website: thebitchwhisperer.me

This is your astrological summary for this week- it’s a juicy, good one!! We have an Aquarius full moon for releasing and the Lions Gate Portal for manifesting. Chariklo and Chiron are both active so there’s a a huge healing opportunity. you can read this at kellymcclain.blogspot.com To get the horoscopes for each sign, join the Patreon at patreon.com/Houseofbleep

Here’s your astrological lowdown for the coming week. To get the individual horoscopes for each sign, subscribe on Spotify or at Patreon.com/Houseofbleep

The week starts with the new moon I discussed last week, then the nodes change signs for the first time in a year and a half…thennnn...Venus begins her retrograde at the end of this week! This week's BitchScopes focus on Venus Retrograde. Read last week's to get the scoop on the New Moon in Cancer. To get the individual horoscopes for each sign, subscribe on Spotify or at Patreon.com/House...

This is the astrological summary for the week of July 10th. There’s some big events this week- the lunar nodes change signs, and there’s a new moon in Cancer. BitchScopes for each sign are available by subscription for $5/month. To subscribe to written BitchScopes:   https://www.patreon.com/checkout/HouseofBleep/9912258 To subscribe to audio/podcast BitchScopes: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/...

I made a decision this week. It happened sort of by chance but it feels right. After 7+ years of pouring myself into these weekly, I decided things were imbalanced. After this week Bitchscopes will be subscription based. Both the podcast here and the written scopes will be $5 a month. These represent hours and hours of work, and I’m not usually one to be like omg I work so hard. But I’m ready for...

I got down with the Neptune vibes this week and did some poetic, bibliomantic astrology! Email me: Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me

The astrological scoop for the week of June 19th. The Sun enters Cancer and there’s a cool lineup of goddess energy in Leo!

New Moon in Gemini - BitchScopes for the week of June 12-18

Very bitchy and sweary BitchScopes for the week of June 5th Hey, help a bitch out…go find “house of bleep” wherever you listen to your podcasts. Subscribe, follow, and all that happy horseshit. Danka!!

I was feeling creative this week I guess and this week’s summary is written like the outline of a 5 act play. You can read the scopes at kellymcclain.blogspot.com

What a day! I had a shitstorm of a time recording today! (I can't even blame mercury retrograde!) I'll explain in the beginning of the show. But anyway...astrology This is a fateful week. The planets are showing us a new path. It's kind of exciting. Please check out our patreon at ⁠patreon.com/houseofbleep⁠ Make sure you subscribe and follow on Spotify or Apple. Love you asteroid heads...

We’ve got three planets changing signs this week. Mercury is direct - hallelujah. And we have a lovely new moon in Taurus. This week is a nice deep breath.

Mercury, buddy, I love you, but I'm over your bullshit. Move on, dude. We start and end the week with "no pants". Saturn gives us a bit of stability and dedication to whatever it's touching. And Mars and Neptune have a sweet trine on Monday the 15th. Mostly though, there is a Taurus stellium and we have to talk about what that looks like for y'all. Have a great week. Please listen to this podcast...

BitchScopes for May 1-7 - there’s a lot going on this week!

Help a bitch out and listen to this podcast here - "House of Bleep Productions"! https://bit.ly/3oXnsmV Please like and follow House of Bleep! In astro news, things feel less dramatic…dare I say “normal” ISH. BUT mercury retrograde is having a damn ball.

What a week! What a time to be alive! Where is my wine opener? Why is Netflix fucked up? Crying is glamorous! Let’s get Astrologically drunk on information!

I’m on a mini break with my family so I’m offering up this little retrograde class I gave a few years ago. Mercury will be going retrograde in Taurus this month on April 21st. We will talk about it more in depth when I’m back from spring break and whatnot. Email me at “kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me” any time.

There’s a lot to feel out on this week! Not the least of which is a full moon which is begging for a great release ceremony. Check out yours! You can also read BitchScopes At kellymcclain.blogspot.com would love and appreciate if you shared this podcast, as well as checked out my others: bitchstory- badass women in history (anchor.fm/bitchstory) and BitchSplaining - the answer to mansplaining + co...

Young and Untamed vibes is afoot this week thanks to a lot of 0° energy.

Pluto, the New Moon, Wild Numerology, and the History of everything - NBD! Read the BitchScopes blog at: kellymcclain.blogspot.com Email me: Kelly@thebitchwhisperer.me Other Bitch Podcasts: Anchor.fm/Bitchstory or on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3ZcFEWo Anchor.fm/Bitchsplaining or on Spotify: https://spoti.fi/3YV6yT0

Three planets changing signs! A new season! Busy sky! Aries! Let’s goooooo!