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Bitch Bible

Comedy EN ↓ 598 episodes

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

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Comedy

Podcast website

art19.com

Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

Bitch Bible Classics: Caesar Salad Scissor Sisters 23.05.2024

Despite her better judgement, Jackie brings back a fan favorite episode, and re-reminisces on family trauma that got projected onto an innocent Caesar Salad. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Fully Activated with Lindsay Hubbard 21.05.2024

Jackie sits down with Lindsay Hubbard from Summer House to discuss all your unanswered questions about her relationships, sandwich preferences and fully activated off camera moments. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Rosetta Stone : Get Rosetta Stone's Lifetime Membership for 50% off at www.rosettastone.com/bible Squarespace : Save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain with code B...

Bitch Bible Classics: Cardi B 16.05.2024

Jackie revisits her least favorite episode with Cardi B from nearly 10 years ago and cringes the whole way.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Kappa Kappa Kyle! 14.05.2024

Jackie sits down with Kyle Richards to discuss all things Real Housewives, her whirlwind year, her next chapter and most importantly her sister Kim’s chicken salad. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! DraftKings : Download the app, sign up with code BIBLE, and start by playing just $5 to get $50 in Casino Credits in your pocket instantly at www.draftkings.com Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off...

Bitch Bible Classics: Cousin Jo 09.05.2024

After a 4 year hiatus, we are re-introducing Jackie's problematic yet fantastic cousin Jo. After her last appearance lost Jackie a longtime sponsor, Jo hath been suspended but today we let her loose and see how she fares in the woke waters of 2024! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Met Ball Tuesday! 07.05.2024

Jackie shares tales of yesteryear, reviews "The Idea of You" and does LIVE coverage of the Met Ball 2024 fashions! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! DraftKings : Download the app and use code BIBLE to start playing with just five dollars and get one hundred back instantly in Casino Credits at www. DraftKings.com Little Spoon : Use code BIBLE ar checkout for 30% off your first order at www. Little...

Bitch Bible Classics: Michael Rapaport 02.05.2024

We are going back in time and revisiting some staple “Bitch Bible” classics. Starting off strong (and safe) with some housewife sociology lessons from legend Michael Rapaport! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Petty Young Thing 30.04.2024

Jackie dissects controversial Taylor Swift lyrics, has another almost altercation at her local Homegoods and celebrates lesbian visibility week! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Ritual: Get 25% off your first month for a limited time at www. Ritual.com/BIBLE Naked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www. NakedWines.com/BIBLE Farme...

I Have Rabies. 23.04.2024

Jackie publishes her first work of literature by way of Yelp review after being attacked by a rat in Home Depot, reviews the new Taylor Swift album, and about 462 other topics she can't remember because she has rabies. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! DraftKings: Download the app and use code BIBLE to start playing with just five dollars and get one hundred back instantly in Casino Credits Pr...

Glochella 16.04.2024

Jackie dissects Coachella culture, Gen Z ruining everything, Pookie updates and women's sports. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Factor : Use code bible50 to get 50% off at www. FactorMeals.com/bible50 Framebridge : Visit www.framebridge.com today to get started and custom frame just about anything Marley Spoon : Use code BITCHBIBLE for up to 25 free meals at www. MarleySpoon.com/Offer/BITCHB...

Lessons in Detachment with Heather McMahan 09.04.2024

Jackie phones friend Heather McMahan for emotional support dealing with grief, the eclipse, manipulative marital strategies and red carpet disasters. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp : Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month The Farmer's Dog : Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at www.theFarmersDog.c...

She Hath Risen! 02.04.2024

Jackie debuts her latest act of philanthropy, celebrates Easter by relishing in families get hit with a tundra and discusses the latest in pop culture news. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp : Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Happy Mammoth : Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at ww...

Losers Lose 26.03.2024

Jackie ponders marine life, reminisces on the early 2000's, offers a variety of musical and television critique, and reinfects her eyeball with conjunctivitis. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! The Farmer's Dog : Get 50% off your first box of fresh, healthy food at www.theFarmersDog.com/bible and get FREE shipping Honey Love : Save 20% at www.honeylove.com/BIBLE Happy Mammoth : Use code JACKIE...

Calma Calma Chameleon 19.03.2024

Jackie breaks down Vanderpump Rules, her recent trauma at Target, new beef with a narc neighbor and distasteful motherhood updates! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Caden Lane : Use code BIBLE for 20% off your order at www. CadenLane.com/BIBLE Factor : Use code bible50 to get 50% off at www. FactorMeals.com/bible50 Happy Mammoth : Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order...

Parisian Secretion 12.03.2024

Jackie is back from Paris Fashion Week with the raw retinas to prove it. After contracting conjunctivitis, she recaps her medical trauma whilst abroad. She also discusses the Oscars and breaks down her best dressed. Apologies to Vanessa Hudgens. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Happy Mammoth : Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off on your first order at www.happymammoth.com Sono Bello : Sch...

Lights! Camera! Rosacea! 05.03.2024

Jackie hath sold her soul and is living for the lights! She discusses her latest motherhood fecal altercation, takes issue with Jess Glynne and gets ready for her Parisian gallivant! Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Honeylove : Get 20% OFF @honeylove by going to www.honeylove.com/Bible #honeylovepod  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art1...

Micromanaged Frappucino 27.02.2024

Jackie hits a low point by way of flaming hot cheetohs and a drive thru frappucino. She also breaks down toxic human narratives, the time Andrew found mold in her car and why broccolini is the new hot makeup brush! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Amoxichillin 21.02.2024

Jackie recaps her Valentines Day plan, Andrew's birthday party, motherhood musings, Beyonce's new country music venture and justice for Kelly Rowland! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jiffy Ja'dore 13.02.2024

Jackie has her first experience with shrooms by proxy at a Homegoods, recaps the Superbowl (yay sports) and reveals why she should probably have been sent to a juvenile detention center.        See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Problematic Popstarz 06.02.2024

Jackie recaps the Grammy awards, gives some Handy Andy updates and debriefs on Pookie's problematic past!        See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Kooky for Pookie! 30.01.2024

Jackie finds her new favorite influencer, shares her own personal Make A Wish Foundation experience that will land her in a utility closet at Paris Fashion Week and discusses her latest mother of the year ventures! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Uncut Gems 23.01.2024

Jackie has a traumatizing experience at her local market that ends in tamiflu tears. We also unpack Aritzia (like why), how not to behave at a breakfast brunch and why raffia is never a good idea. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

RAT MODE 16.01.2024

Jackie has another altercation with Grandma Gloria, discusses mob wife aesthetic, recaps the toxic desire for relevancy a la Monika from Real Housewives and discusses her childhood lesbian allyship. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

ThIs LiTtLe LyFe 12.01.2024

Jackie is back from the Bahamas and recaps being a hands off mother abroad, makes fun of influencers (shocker), talks Golden Globes, RHOSLC finale theories and why social media hiatus' announcements are tricky.        See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

2024 02.01.2024

Jackie brings in the New Year with a marital update after Andrew leaves Jackie to fend for herself as a single mother during Christmas, starts beef with Sydney Sweeney and provides a lengthy list of what's in and what's out for 2024.        See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

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