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Bitch Bible

Comedy EN ↓ 598 episodes

A podcast that dares to say what many are thinking, but only a bitch would say. Expect unfiltered and unapologetic discussions about sex, millennial struggles, pop culture, social faux-pas and hopefully, an insightful takeaway. Nothing is off limits. Hosted by Jackie Schimmel, creator of blog “The Bitch Bible," and your soon-to-be bitchy (and super neurotic) best friend.

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Comedy

Podcast website

art19.com

Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

Bitch Bible Classics: Tuesdays With Morgy with Morgan Stewart 24.08.2024

Jackie and Morgan Stewart have the ultimate full throttle bitch sesh. They discuss the Oscars (boring), trade Gone Girl stories and like 459 other tangents! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

JACKIE'S BIRTHDAY BASHFEST. 20.08.2024

As a gift to herself, Jackie discusses people, places and things she irrationally hates for over an hour. Thank you for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com CBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www. CBDistillery.com GDefy: Enjoy a special summer offer of $20 off your order of $100 or more with c...

Bitch Bible Classics: Birthdayzilla 15.08.2024

Jackie enters a stream of consciousness solo. She recaps all of her "stories" imparts some misguided wisdom and answers listener emails! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

It Ends with Sus. 13.08.2024

Jackie deep dives "It Ends with Us" drama, gets into her baby's first parking lot altercation and condemns Kanye West! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com   This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Honeylove: Get 20%...

Bitch Bible Classics: Here For the Wrong Reasons 08.08.2024

Jackie nails her first one on one date with Bachelor Nation's Nick Viall. They talk deal breakers, Bachelor drama, relationships and more!    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Domestic Terrorism 07.08.2024

Jackie is back from New York with her terroristic son, celebrates Charli XCX's birthday from a distance and psychoanalyzes Blake Lively's press tour looks. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com   ARMRA: Receive 15% off your first order at www. TryARMRA.com/BIBLE   Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first...

Bitch Bible Classics: Livin It Up 01.08.2024

Jackie updates listeners on being a bridezilla, no-Chella and her lust for carbohydrates. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www. BetterHelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Let it Bern 30.07.2024

Jackie has an unexpectedly deep and wholesome conversation with Hannah Berner for some feel good fun at the tail end of Hannah's press tour. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Addyi: You can talk to your doctor about Addyi or have an online telehealth appointment at www.addyi.com   Mixhers: Use promo code BITCHBIBLE ar checkout for an additional 10% off your order at www. MixHers.com/BITCHBIBLE  ...

Bitch Bible Classics: YAHABIBI WITH COUNTESS LUANN! 25.07.2024

Jackie sits down with rising phoenix Countess Luann de Lesseps to deep dive all things Real Housewives, effortless elegance, lesbian trysts and JOVANI. DUH. Cue the Moroccan remix! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Naked Wines: Use code and password BIBLE to get 6 bottles of wine for just $39.99 with shipping included at www. NakedWines.com/BIBLE   Hyatt Vivid Resorts: Designed for travelers seek...

Collect Yourself 23.07.2024

Jackie recaps her son's first birthday party, why Shannon Beador is the best housewife of all time and why the alcoholics are ruining Disney World. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Factor: Use code bible50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month at www.factormeals.com/bible50   Little Spoon: Use code BIBLE at checkout for 30% off your first order at www.littlespoon.com/BIBLE  ...

Bitch Bible Classics: Tour de Bitch 18.07.2024

Jackie recaps her live podcast tour, dissects female dynamics, recaps the Oscar's and plans a trip to New Mexico to visit Tupac.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

CALM APLOMB with Whitney Cummings 16.07.2024

Jackie is joined by friend Whitney Cummings to discuss psychotic traits, tampon trauma and spread Lyme(s) Disease awareness? Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month CBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www. CBDistillery.com   Noom: Sign up for your trial today, and check o...

Bitch Bible Classics: A Look Inward 11.07.2024

Jackie is flying solo this week and delights listeners with stories from her drunken weekend, that time she got abused by a homeless woman and explores the gift of curse of being highly delusional.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Simmer Down Schimmel 09.07.2024

Jackie reignites a 2016 feud with Olivia Culpo, spreads some love and light by sharing a current gratitude list and starts a new initiative to replace trad wives, with trag wives. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! "Addyi, The Little Pink Pill" - See full prescribing information and medication guide, including boxed warning for severe low blood pressure and fainting, at http://addyi.com/pi This ep...

Bitch Bible Classics: Caulk Tease 04.07.2024

Jackie endures a cheating scandal, finds love at the Home Depot, seeks justice for Sarah Jessica Parker and makes her own asshole clench with next level cringiness. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

There's Something About Gary 02.07.2024

Jackie sits down with legend Gary Janetti to discuss niche travel insights, the trauma of faux plants and pop culture history. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Armra: Receive 15% off your first order, and start strengthening your immune system today at www.tryarmra.com/BIBLE This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month Happy M...

Bitch Bible Classics: Journey with a Capital J! 27.06.2024

Jackie enters another verbal downward spiral after being targeted on social media, discusses her sexual fantasies with John Mayer and why she will NOT be watching "The Bachelorette". Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Sono Bello: Schedule your FREE consultation to learn about Micro Laser Fat removal today at www.sonobello.com/BIBLE   The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food Plus FREE s...

Bratard Summer 25.06.2024

Jackie breaks down rodent hot boys, highschool graduation updates, trauma dumps and why no one cares about the hard boiled eggs you had for breakfast! Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Gravity Defyer Shoes: Experience ultimate comfort and pain relief and use code Bible for $30 off orders of $130 or more at www.gdefy.com Honeylove: Get 20% off and treat yourself to the best bras on the market at w...

Bitch Bible Classics: Teppanyaki Tears 20.06.2024

A throwback so unhinged no intro is needed. After a solo teppanyaki breakfast, Jackie rants about everything under the sun, and tells the origin story of the Bitch Bible podcast. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! The Farmer's Dog: Get 50% off your first box of food plus free shipping at www.thefarmersdog.com/bible   Hyatt Vivid Grand Island: Visit www. HyattVividResorts.com and discover limited-t...

Bitch Bible Classics: Velcro Vagina 13.06.2024

Jackie presents a cautionary tale of waxing at home as a PSA to women everywhere. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

So High School 11.06.2024

Jackie shares a life altering secret that will shock and disappoint listeners and creates a course of action to rectify the humiliation. And she also talks about The Valley and lizards? Thanks for supporting my sponsors! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp: Visit www.betterhelp.com/BITCHBIBLE today to get 10% off your first month CBDistillery: Use code BITCHBIBLE for 20% off at www. CBDis...

Bitch Bible Classics: Love, Baby 06.06.2024

Jackie promotes her soon to be award winning short film documenting her recent experience with the NASDAQ billboard in New York, and revisits the time she was groped with best friend Max. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Imposter Foster Sister 04.06.2024

Jackie is joined by Erin and Sara Foster to discuss sisterly tensions, child rearing and other niche disgruntles of the world!  Thanks for supporting my sponsors! ARMRA: Receive 15% off your first order, and start strengthening your immune system today at www.tryarmra.com/BIBLE What's Gaby Cooking: Grilling All the Things: Available everywhere books are sold https://bit.ly/GrillingAllTheThingsWGC...

Bitch Bible Classics: Prank Calls 30.05.2024

Jackie shares her favorite prank calls that didn't ensue legal ramifications! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Despair in Times Square 28.05.2024

Jackie heads to New York for public humiliation, starts beef with NASDAQ and the American Women's Fencing Team and returns home with a rolling cooler of broken dreams. Thanks for supporting my sponsors! Happy Mammoth : Use code JACKIE at checkout to get 15% off your first order at www. HappyMammoth.com Marley Spoon : Use code BITCHBIBLE for up to 25 free meals at www. MarleySpoon.com/offer/BITCHBI...

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