Bitch Bible

Jackie s fighting for her life and marriage before the holidays. She almost enters a cabernet crime scene, gets attacked by a bat and is on the brink of a divorce. Happy holidays! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie enters the holiday season with marital tension after her husband refuses to write her a new pop song. She also recaps her Bravocon adjacent hanukkah party, her psychological handbag theory and explains why you need to Amazon Prime a spray bottle. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie is guiding light for the LGBTQIA+ community, has an awkward confrontation at a furniture outlet, slings some lukewarm takes on this weeks celebrity gossip and decides that Balenciaga is officially over.       See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie uncovers some extremely problematic home videos and would like to take ownership and apologize to her community. We also go over the Goop gift guide, her recent trip (s) to Target and her future rendezvous with Leo Dicaprio. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie is a patron of the arts and goes to a film screening, gives tips on how to be toxic this holiday season, reprimands Caitlyn Jenner for being problematic and deals with her son being a Kanye West fan.        See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie sits down with Madi Murphy from the Bad Broadcast to talk about Mormonism, embarrassing wedding behavior and the girls offer a stunning vocal performance! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie recaps Bravocon happenings, how to evict a gerbil from your rectum, plays charades with Grandma Gloria and answers some listener burning questions.       See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie gets cancelled for appropriating appetizers, discusses celebrity Halloween lewks, tries to nurture her own telekinesis and discusses group socialization etiquette! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie almost becomes a monk,stalks Beverley Mitchell and buys fake designer sunglasses from the dark web. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie has an actual psychotic break after a long day with her grandmother, husband and screaming baby. After getting into a wardrobe altercation with her sister, leaving her Grandma on the side of PCH and almost lighting her husband's hair on fire... Jackie hath hit her limit and ends the episode crying about scrunchies. Have a great day. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/...

Jackie discusses the atrocities going on in Israel, why we should cancel that bitch Goldilocks, rude celebrities and explores problematic Halloween lewks! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie talks about internal happiness, recaps Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, the time she was a death doula on a plane and Handy Andy makes a lackluster appearance! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie celebrates Yom Kippur by not atoning because she is perfect. She talks about Olivia Rodrigo, kegels, antisemitism and how to not be so annoying on the internet. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie gets baby shamed by a woman named Trish, threatens legal action against the Anne Frank musical headed to Broadway, addresses Shannon Beadors legal trouble and tackles the homeless crisis. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie dreams of Cheryl carving pumpkins, teaches you how to get more by doing less, the dangers of microbangs and has a new suburban nemesis. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie thinks about starting a fictitious feud with other podcasters and realizes the grass is actually greener on the other side of motherhood. We recap RHONY, Joe Jonas' marriage (not really) and welcome a new Olsen sister to her undercarriage. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jackie is back from maternity leave and discussing the Rachel/Bethenny interview, preparing her home for a visit from Child Protective Services, has a special Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen guest appearance and issues an apology to Emrata.       See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie ventures into uncharted waters by doing an "ask me anything" episode to strengthen her connection to her community! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

It's Leo season and Jackie is joined by her morally bankrupt best friend Max to discuss all the things (literally can't remember what the hell we talked about but I am assuming it's chaotic and offensive) so grab your cigarettes and birth control and enjoy! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie sits down with friend Stassi Schroeder to discuss motherhood, cancellations and Mormon candle culture. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie is still in postpartum diapers and giving all the dirty details about the birth of her son. Starting with an alleged cease and desist and ending with an infant wedding celebration. Jackie is still in postpartum diapers and giving all the dirty details about the birth of her son. Starting with an alleged cease and desist and ending with an infant wedding celebration. See Privacy Policy at ht...

Jackie is joined by her babies godmother Max Bronner. I can't really remember what we talked about but I am sure it's very offensive and for that we half heartedly apologize! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie has not given birth yet and verbally assaults her audience on the tail end of this 40 year pregnancy. She also disccuses Kardashian drama, Drake's Birkin collection and why Julianne Hough might be terrorizing her by way of edible arrangement.  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie gets fisted both medically and metaphorically in the last week of her pregnancy enduring a plumbing crisis, an emotional journey to TJ Maxx a la Bethenny Frankel and various undercarriage catastrophes. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .

Jackie celebrates the Fourth of July by sharing all the things she hates about our country and its patrons! Including but not limited to: Target, Mother Nature, "Quiet Luxury" and Jennifer Lopez's alcoholic beverage line. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info .