Biscuits and Backshots

Message from the future (2025): Turns out, if you listen to it all at once, it's not that bad of an episode :D Enjoy!

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE (2025): The final part of the first Philler episode. It's a bit wistful. I only wish it could have been dragged out for longer. Ah well, at least now you'll be able to listen to the entire thing with no interruptions. Topics Include: Fried Egg, Root Beer, Grilled Mushrooms, Hashbrowns, Chips On 'Em, a Sad and Terrible Duck Tragedy

Topics Include: What's your dream hell? What would you do if you were Jim Carrey in the hit film 'Bruce Almighty'? How immediately will you be corrupted by power? Drake vs Kendrick: who won? And Many more! circa 2024

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE: This week on Biscuits and Backshots: the thrilling continuation to the filler episode recorded in 2025! How thrilling! This week we talk about Bird Names and what should happen to Kenneth Copeland when he's reincarnated.

Topics Include: When should a trans person tell their romantic interest that they're trans? ... That's it. That's the only topic we did for this one. Looks like the boys are headed into some troubled water. Can they get through it with their reputation intact? Recorded May 2024

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE Hello again from the distant future (2025). We're over halfway through the first filler episode folks! Can you imagine how satisfying it'll be in a month when the complete episode is out? That's gonna be great! This time we talk about how saints work in the catholic faith. We do not at all handle it sensitively. ~Biscuits

Topics Include: Corvid research, A Game Where You Play as Dinosaurs, Backshots Doing His Best To Survive as a Stegosaurus, Backshots becoming the adopted mother of a group of pachycephalosaurs, Basically we talk about a game where you play as dinosaurs for most of it, You could probably skip the first two thirds if you don't wanna hear all that.

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE (2025) Can you believe it? We're already halfway through the first filler episode. How the time flies, huh? This one covers the way in which the Pope is REALLY chosen. Be warned, the episode is not particularly sensitive to those of the Catholic faith. Enjoy ~Biscuits

Topics Include: Just like one or two should do it, Autism is always beneficial, right?, it's like a super power kind of, Didn't you see the documentary Rain Man?, At least the trains would run on time

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE (2025) It's part two of the filler episode! I was considering putting these really really far apart to make them more annoying, but I don't have much time to upload things today so I chose a quick one. Can't spend too much energy on a podcast that's only for two people (and a distant future) Anyway, best wishes from the year 2025 ~Biscuits

Topics Include: The most badass non-witch from Puritan days, How crushed was Giles Corey, The look on the witch hunters faces when he said "More Weight", David Blaine going back in time

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE! Uh oh! We only made like 30 episodes in the first year! If we don't get at least 20 episodes ahead it'll eventually catch up with the present! Better make a few filler episodes and chop 'em into little pieces to buy some time. Watch out for parts 2-6 of this one, and be sure to look for the clues to our ARG! ~Future Biscuits circa 2025

Topics Include: How come you can't get whale milk? If goat milk can make you immune to poison ivy then... What's your fursona? Who's side are you taking in the Orca v Human wars? and many many more

Topics Include: The worst thing you can see, Whether or not socks would hurt or hinder the look, Whether or not the color of T-Shirt changes things, The terrible implications of such a sight

Topics Include: Theater, How to improve the Theater experience, Spiderman Turn off the Dark and the tragic consequences of trying to put on a musical, and many many more!

Topics Include: How Gingers are the most genetically different form of human being, How and Why it takes Gingers almost twice as much Anesthesia during surgery, The cracked tongue that some Gingers get and how much it freaks out backshots. est 12,2023

Topics Include: We finally decide on a way to get this podcast to the future. Unfortunately, we're pretty sure the future isn't gonna include humanity. It's either gonna be crabs or aliens, but -either way- Biscuits and Backshots will be the only remaining remnant from this time period. I'm sorry in advance.

Topics include: That one episode of Mythbusters where they blow up a cement truck, the noise the cement truck on Mythbusters made when it happened, How ridiculous it was that the cement truck was just there one moment and then completely gone the next

Special Episode! 100% in middle english Topiques Includen: How ylle of a podcast we maken. Lying falo for the good of the harvest. What sort of fish wouldst thou have lechery with?

Topics Include: Everything we talked about during the year, except faster! The last description was a lie, and I'm not changing it. Why? Because this is podcast by two people, for two people. I'd like to take this moment to thank the historians of the future for sticking with us this long. I hope your grant money gets renewed so this recording doesn't end up in the garbage where it bel...

Topics Include: Cognitohazards, Chess, Monsters, Dinosaurs, Dinosaurs 2: Dinosaurs in New York, Food, Crime, Space, Spies, and many many more! It's the 25th episode special, just in time for episode 30. Thank you for refraining from listening to the show this long. Don't listen til the end of the episode for Backshot's special surprise!

Topics Include: Cognitohazards, Backshots Gets Upset, The Game, The Variety of Painful Images Available to Us Today, Special Containment Protocols

Topics Include: Chess, People thinking you're good at chess and then telling other people you're good at chess but you just started getting into chess so you're really not that good, Basically Backshots talks about chess for a lot in this one but it's not as bad as when I talked about Enter the Void for thirty minutes

Topics Include: Spying, Spyball, In depth look at the Israel-Palestine conflict that isn't at all cut for time, The Greatest Liar Perhaps of all time: Codename Garbo

Topic Include: Dinosaurs 2: This Time it's Personal, Dinosaurs 2: Electric Boogaloo, Dinosaurs 2: Dinosaurs in Paris, Dinosaurs 2: Dinosaurs Again, Dinosaurs 2: Ernest Goes to Dinosaurs