Biscuits and Backshots

Topics Include: Transgender Animals, Non-Binary Animals, Animals that can switch genders as needed as compared to animals that pretend to be the opposite gender in order to beath the competition, Changing the laws around sports (unimportant) due to the presence of three or four transgender animals (unnecessary), and many more!

Topics Include: Donald Trump's hunger for YOUNG children, the Saudi royalty bribing the American president with a YOUNG girl, the practice of dipping YOUNG children in gold for the enjoyment of the rich and powerful, Baseball Umpires, and many more!

Topics Include: A video Backshots saw, How I use the very thought of this video to upset Backshots, How the woman in the video inexplicably clicks her throat, The baffling way the woman in the video points, and many more! Circa 2025

Topics Include: Another very strange dream, The most attractive Pokémon, The hard call on incest, and-and-and TWINS and other horrors from the 90's, and many more!

Topics Include: N****, B*****, Ch***, Sand N****, G***, Prairie N****, Sp***, Wop, Ofay, Pizza N****, and many more! circa 2025

Topics Include: Are there more pounds of spider or person on Earth?, How many pounds of spider are there?, Can you fit a whole pound of spider in your mouth and eyes?, and many more! circa 2025

Topics Include: I'll be in my office watching pottery videos, Just really into pottery, I mean yeah she's a very attractive woman but it's about the pottery, OK sure she does put the entire thing of clay down her throat and then turn on the pottery wheel but it's not a sex thing alright?, and many more!

Topics Include: Sauce mess, Hooker mess, D*ck Mess, Existential mess, I hate you I hate you I hate you, and many more! circa 2025

Topics Include: Better mind your tone buddy, Better keep your words straight pal, Better mind your manners friend, Better Watch Your Mouth Husband, and many more! Circa 2025

Topics Include: Strategies for maximum agony, Dehumanizing the enemy, The natural inclination for humans to find certain disfigurements more upsetting than others, Biscuits turns a corner towards sadism, and many more! Circa 2025

Topics Include: That game where there's a four legged women- the forest?, The depths of Backshots' fear, He's doing his best, The funny side of severe brain damage, and many more! circa 2025

Topics Include: The ethical implications of helping to build Roko's Baculum, The enormity and power of Roko's Baculum, How ignoring Roko's Baculum may bring you eternal pain, The fact that Roko's Baculum is a cognitohazard is actually not addressed, and many more! Circa 2025

Topics Include: You are very beautiful, I am ladyboy, You're what?, I am ladyboy I have penis, Noooo come on, I am I have penis!, Noooo couldn't be, and many more! Circa 2025

Topics Include: When Jesus was pierced by the Roman's spear, Ew gross! Water?!, What the hell?, Why did water come out?, Are you just full of water?, and many more! Circa 2025

Topics Include: Happy New Year!, Our new slogan, Is it funny or is it actually astute?, Do we mean it or is this just another complaint, Is contributing to society ever worthwhile or is it just a cosmic shell game that ends in tears?, and many more! Circa 2025

Topics Include: The terrible power of Mila Kunis, That time Mila Kunis got caught jerkin it in a porno theater, The one where Mila Kunis goes on a grand adventure to get her special bicycle back, the Vengaboys, and many more! Circa 2024

Topics Include: The kind of people that don't care at all about future generations (including their own progeny), the kind of people that don't might wrecking the world for their own benefit, The kind of people that have an undue amount of influence and power, Manta Rays, and many more! Circa 2024

Topics Include: Third places, There's no way to meet people if you don't drink, What if everyone who wasn't socialized during covid could act like they do on the internet in person?, What if they all wore masks and it was weird and sexy?, and many more! Circa 2024

Topic Include: Why murder is ok sometimes (like with Hitler for instance), Why the American public was so ready to root for somebody getting shot in the back (like with Hitler for instance), Why an evil person's wife shouldn't be surprised when the public is out for their husband's blood (like with Hitler for instance), Why the American mainstream media really wants to make people feel...

Topics Include: A chained god forced to do the homework of unworthy college students and fed with the concentrated wickedness of mankind, The efforts to restrain and hobble the chained god, What you can do to prevent robo-slavery should an AGI emerge, I have no mouth and I must guck, and many many more! circa 2024

Topics Include: Cave explorers having to eat skeletons to continue cave exploring, My tuna nightmare girlfriend, At what age do you have to stop saying 'hamburger', The world's most tired Backshots, The twenty minutes of the episode which we removed for quality assurance, and many many more Circa 2024

Topics Include: Jake Paul VS Mike Tyson, Jake Paul VS Abraham Lincoln, Jake Paul VS a 700lb Silverback Gorilla, Jake Paul VS Tiger, Jake Paul VS a Great White Shark, Jake Paul VS differential pressure, Backshots says some stuff about Sabrina Carpenter you'll probably be on the fence about cause I am, and many, many more! Circa 2024

Topics Include: A field of Wilford Brimlies, How the rise of AI will make the ruling parties switch their stance on falling birth rates, How the babies arrive to the Great Pacific Baby Pile, Who takes care of the babies that amass in the Great Pacific Baby Pile?, What would happen if the babies of the Great Pacific Baby Pile managed to return to land at full strength?, and many more! Circa 2024

Topics Include: The time Daft Punk had to go Acapella, Harlequin Ichthyosis, SABoMGASoATiNG, A 'new' Olympics, Lick Me Down, the Demon Episode, and many more! Circa 2024

Topics Include: When paramedics are required to try and resuscitate you, Setting up a series of contraptions to call an ambulance three days after you've died, The world's silliest pranks to pull on an EMT, and many, many more! Circa 2024