Biscuits and Backshots

Topic Include: The terrible power of cheese, The only weakness of polar bears, What to do when you're getting attacked by a polar bear (die), The future of scams, Honey badger can't lose, and many more! Circa 2024

Topics Include: If YOUR dog hissed, what would you do? Can our country be considered free if dogs can't hiss? Does the liberal agenda stand in the way of hissing dogs? What is there to lose (or gain) from giving dogs the ability to hiss, A yes on prop 81 is a no for America! And many more! Circa 2024

Topic Include: What Helga's dad would think if he came home early and found her at her gum shrine, Whether or not Helga as a child can be a sick pervert, The smell that must be coming off that thing, Why is it wet, Buda Dunana Nanuna... Na Na Na Nuna Hey Arnold!, and many more! Circa 2024

Topics Include: Pigcorn, Kangaroos love to drown dogs, A very evil navy captain, Punching somebody in the face with an unarmed surface to surface missle, and many many more! circa 2024

Topics Include: The terrible difference between butt naked and regular naked, The new fad for streakers at baseball games, Fool me once? shame on you. Fool me twice? I'm about to get butt naked, and many more! circa 2024 don't listen until 12022

Topics Include: One must imagine Prometheus happy, One must imagine the Roc would get pretty quick at takin' that liver, One must imagine getting barbed wire flossed, One must imagine a romantic daydream about the giant bird assigned to torment you, and many more! circa 2024

Topics Include: New Trolley Problem, Hypotheticals: Furry Style, I'd rather be watching Furries on TikTok, You say that like it's a joke but you clearly mean it, He blew it!, Elon Musk has an original character named 'Elon Tusk' that's a Were-Elephant, and many more! Circa 2024 Don't listen for 10,000 years

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE (2025) Thank you for your patience in waiting 10,000 years to listen to the show. We can't express how much it means to us that no one listens to this until the distant future. Hopefully you enjoyed each of the six parts of the second filler episode enough to want the whole thing, cause here it is. ~Biscuits

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE (2025) It's the last part of our second filler episode! What happens in this one? ... Donald Trump spreads does a goatse? What?! ... Thousands of republicans also goatse in solidarity?! WHAT?! ~Biscuits

Topics Include: Don't get close to the good piggies, Hogs don't speak, If you don't want to get the cat-o-nine tails then don't stand up, B rating from the health inspector, I can hear the rats And many more! Circa 2024 CE

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE The best way to protect your home from invaders, is to burn it the hell down. Fireworks are a legitimate home defense option. I know, I'm from the future (2025)

Topics Include: I was wrong about this being the hundredth episode, I was also wrong about this being the sixty first episode, Technically this isn't even the fifty fifth episode because of the filler episodes, Oh well circa 2024

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE Warning! This filler episode piece contains hilarious descriptions of grim and tragic deaths, just in time for HALLOWEEN! BOOOOOOOOoooOOOOooooO! Also, even though it's a filler episode and isn't from as far back in the past as the others, you still shouldn't listen to it until 12,022 AD. ~Biscuits

Topic Include: Why do words have genders? What if everybody just spoke English? Why is English so stupid and hard? Why are you going 'cchh', you don't have to do that anymore! And many, many more! Recorded 2024

Message from the future (2025) Geeze, time sure does fly huh? We're already on to the third part of the second filler episode! This one focuses primarily on the Saw films, or at least that's what the title would suggest. ENJOY, PEOPLE OF THE FUTURE!

Topics Include: Golden Toilet, How Doctors Clean Gunshot Wounds to the Large Intestine, Wilin' Jimminy's Coal Fired Crematorium, Doctor Morgue, I'm cooked!, and many more!

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE I'm sure no one will get sick of the way we do filler episodes! Ya know how I know? Because no one listens to this podcast. Not for 9,999 years!

Topics Include: Who watches the watchmen? It's the Phantom Bullet, A magic gun that makes everyone who witnesses it being fired forget, The incredible powerful of genital shots, and many more

MESSAGE FROM THE FUTURE!(2025) Uh oh! We only did like thirty episodes in the first year! Looks like we're gonna have to add some more filler! After all, if the podcast ever catches up to the present, we have to stop making it! :0 This one starts off with a bit about funny astronaut pranks. ~Biscuits in the future

Topics Include: A cautionary tale about beer pong, Not spanking your roommate's girlfriend hard enough, The look of disappointment someone gives you when you don't haul off on them, and many many more!

Topics Include: politics, the solution to politics, ftp, funniest deaths, least funny deaths, expecting hell

Topics Include: We really nailed it this time, What a great episode, *** diaper, Oh no!, It's ruined!

Topic Include: ATAB, the prevalence of tomato brutality, the fact that nearly 40 percent of tomatoes belong to known hate groups, the main reasons people become tomatoes and why that should automatically disqualify them, the difference between tomato laws and tomato justice

Topics Include: An Old Lady, Fly, Spider, Bird, Cat, Dog, Goat, Cow, Horse, Perhaps She'll Die.

Topics Include: whiteness, lasagna, crime tips, that skittles commercial where the guy could turn everything he touched into skittles, the terrible fate of skittles man, new worst marketing strategy