Bill's Big Bag of Onions

“Keeping The Faith” tells the story of a parish priest who no longer believes the things that his parishioners believe. Written and curated by Adrian Coen (1964-2025). With Adrian Coen and Yvonne Pini

Here is anotyher chance to listen to more wonderfiul, beguiling and engaging stories, blended with great music, into delicious soundscapes. First broadcast between January and July 2021. With Adrian Coen and Yvonne Pini.

A chance to hear a retrospective of Onions Past, with this first return to magnificent stories and music, first broadcast between January and July 2021. With Adrian Coen and Yvonne Pini.

Some say ‘Tomorrow’s World’. Others say ‘Beyond the Now’ and ‘The Shape of Things to Come’. Its all Futuristic Onions to us… with Adrian Coen and Yvonne Pini

From what came, to what became… More tasty 100-word tales to tempt and tease, taking you through the transformation. with Adrian Coen and Yvonne Pini

100-word stories (Onions) that signify an ironic reversal or a sense of poetic justice. With Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

100-word stories (Onions), witnessed from behind the net curtains of our upstairs window. With Adrian Coen and Yvonne Pini

Each onion is more round, more firm, more juicy and just more fabulous than you thought was possible! Here are original 100-word stories with soundscapes and heart warming music. The perfect snack, at any time. With Adrian Coen and Yvonne Pini

Plump and firm, full and juicy. More onions than you can stuff into your biggest jar. What a treat - stories, soundscapes and brilliant music. with Adrian Coen and Yvonne Pini

A homecoming for these gorgeous and original 100 word stories, happily sat amidst soundscapes and the best music. with Yvonne Pini and Adrian Coen

No re-appearance for these original 100 word stories, embedded with soundscapes and excellent music - with their high yield of listening joy, they are new, fresh and very very tasty. With Yvonne Pini and Adrian Coen

So many onions squeezed into this happiness jar, full of joyous love juice and engaging pleasure crunch. Yum Yum! with Adrian Coen and Yvonne Pini

It does what it says on the tin… with more onions than you can shake in a tin. Tasty, engaging, absorbing and always a pleasure. Yum Yum. With Adrian Coen and Yvonne Pini

SALTY DOG ONIONS are remarkable for their life-enhancing qualities, and have been used to butter souls from ancient Mesopotamia, across medieval marshlands, and even through today’s difficult times. Sit back and surrender to the splendiferous music and originatively homegrown storytelling, that is Bill’s Big Bag of Onions… Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight. With Adrian Coen & Yv...

MӦBIUS STRIP ONIONS – always indefinable and forever indescribable. Original 100-word stories to enthral and delight With Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini.

Thematic streams of thought and music, from the interludes found on the UK radio show ‘Box 39’. This weeks topics include: alternative Christmas presents, April Fools’ Day, and ’normal service will be resumed short with Adrian Coen and Bill Lawrance

A merchant setting out on a journey to restore his fortune offers to bring gifts for his daughters. While the elder daughters make extravagant requests, the youngest, Beauty, asks only for a rose. Don’t expect this though. We have far better ideas… with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

This week, Guppy Productions, in cooperation with The Deep State and the Wivenhoe Anti-Boring Society, presents Colne Radio’s International Guide to Prominent Veteran Onionistas, Part 4. with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

This week, Guppy Productions, in cooperation with the United Nations and the Wivenhoe Festival of Mindfulness, presents Colne Radio’s International Guide to Prominent Veteran Onionistas, Part 3. with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

This week, Guppy Productions, in cooperation with the United Nations and the European Court of Human Rights, presents Colne Radio’s International Guide to Prominent Veteran Onionistas, Part 2. with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

This week, Guppy Productions, in cooperation with the institutions of the New World Order at the highest level presents Colne Radio’s International Guide to Prominent Veteran Onionistas, Part 1. with Adrian Coen & Yvonne Pini

This week, all our Onions are truly lovely. And so is the music. Written by the lovely Jake Becker, Angela Cairns, Jenny Miller, Tim Morgan, Pat Blosse, Clare Kemsley, Phil Boast, Harry Voge, Angela Cairns, Ian Hornett , Sophie Drewnogal , Sara Nice, John Dew, Adrian Coen. Bill Lawrance, Daryl Lotterby and Mary-Jane Ng. With the lovely Yvonne Pini and Adrian Coen.

This week, Bill brings a bag of boiled Onions to the big city (i.e. bigger than Colchester) to see what all the fuss is about. The ever-growing work-from-home pen-pushing Onion bureaucracy that made this journey possible includes Jo Kerr, Pat Bloss, Kara Black, Ian Hornett, Ruth Hamilton, Sebastian Tombs, Brenda Bonzer, Bill Lawrance, Sue Beer, Tim Morgan, Plum South, John Dew, Susan Low, and Phil...

Colne Radio has beaten Elon Musk to it! Senior Presenter and Chief Big Baggist, Bill Lawrance, has succeeded in land a large sack of Onions on the planet Mars. Watching all this from Guppy Productions Space Centre in Wivenhoe were Phil Boast, Ruth Hamilton, Sue Beer, Jenny Miller, Pat Blosse, Felicity Fig, Barbara Toucan, Sebastian Tombs, John Dew, Bill Lawrance, Jo Kerr, Clare Kemsley, Angela Cai...

This week’s show is given over in its entirety to an anthology of delicious Onions cultivated by the enigmatic Felicity Fig for which she was paid at a bulk rate and not per Onion so that Bill could pocket his usual weekly bung in full. With Yvonne Pini and Adrian Coen.