Big Soy Naturals

Who’s Afraid of the Big Bad Basilisk? A lot of people apparently. But don’t feel bad, pay pigs and prayer warriors, they are all the worst. This week, it’s part two of Dumbledore’s Hole. Kenny, Virgil, and Greg are spelunking deeper into this old wizard’s caverns to find the Singularity Believer’s most fearsome enemy; Roko’s Basilisk. But why does a (very very dumb) thought experiment written by a...

It's a big one, prayer warriors and pay pigs. Kenny and Virgil are headed down Dumbledore's Hole into the Realm of Singularity and the School of Less Wrong, a theory that may or may not have been invented by a published fanfic writer who is so terrified of death that he takes 100 pills a day. Joined by the level-headed economics understander, Greg of Gorilla Radio Show, the trio take a gander at a...

New Year, New Thems. In the inaugural two parter episode of season two of Big Soy Naturals, Kenny and {NAME REDACTED} have teamed up once again to one-up Obama in his quest to impress ethereal bisexuals*. In the first episode, they talk books and prove that they are literate. In part two, your favorite hosts discuss film, music, video games, world events, and what resolutions YOU could make this y...

New Year, New Thems. In the inaugural two parter episode of season two of Big Soy Naturals, Kenny and {NAME REDACTED} have teamed up once again to one-up Obama in his quest to impress ethereal bisexuals*. In the first episode, they talk books and prove that they are literate. In part two, your favorite hosts discuss film, music, video games, world events, and what resolutions YOU could make this y...

To the moon, pay pigs and prayer warriors! Ceres has a public service announcement: despite the crypto crash, bananacoin remains unnaffected, much to the relief of the Kennedy family. But while the #1 cryptocurrency of leftist cafes in the global north remains strong, we need to talk about the cryptocrash. Kendall and Ceres have taken on the emotional labor and are ready to explain the FTX scandal...

This Thanksgiving (or is it TAKES-giving? you decide, pay pigs and prayer warriors) skip arguing with your New Dork Crimes reading uncle or Q-Pilled Cousin about sexual mutual aid and instead tune into the 300 IQ grand debate between Ceres and Gorilla Radio Show co-host, Greg. The ultimate communist shonen main characters battle it out over neighbor chili, bisexuality and pansexuality, reading the...

Do you know how to spell ICUP, prayer warriors and pay pigs? Let me google that for you. This week, we are joined by the incomparable Ashlyn to talk about the decline of google. Between SEO, a corrupt conglomerate, and a lack of media literacy, google has been on a steep decline. Looking deep in the caverns of page two of the google results, will Ashlyn’s help be enough for us to discover a way be...

Pucker up those lips, prayer warriors and pay pigs. Ceres and Kendall are riding down the Gamer Tunnel of Love with ValiDate writer and 300 IQ genius hottie, Sam Taub to talk about ValiDate, the true importance of representation in media, game writing, ethical working conditions in gaming, and who we kin with in the game (Hint: Ceres is deeply Ashlie-Coded). Patreon Twitter Website Ceres’ Twitter...

Prayer ghouls and pay goblins, get ready for a spooooky halloween night of tales from beyond the geocities grave. Listen in terror as Kendall and Ceres describe Marvel Cinemasins creepypastas, haunted queer coffeeshops, and possessed sex dolls owned by Erika Moen. Patreon Twitter Website Ceres’ Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Monkey's Paw by Austin Letter from a White Listener by Steven Anathemy inspire...

Preparing their underground bunker for the Swiftie Invasion, Kendall and Ceres have obtained the leaked version of Taylor Swift's new album, Midnights. Off-the-cuff and for once, topical, they dive deep into the infinity-scarfed void to find the sacred eyeliner sharp enough to kill a man while discussing copyright abolition, the music industry, and how the album is bad. Jack Antonoff you will not...

Buckle up frickfracks, prayer warriors and pay pigs, we're telling another tumblr story of yore. Unlike the E-girls on youtube, however, we can read. This week, Kendall and Ceres are traveling back to a time where bacon was epic and beards were shmexy to reflect on the fallen queen of tumblr, Pizza. They talk about her rise, her fall, and the tricky, seedy world of content monetization in the earl...

Pay pigs and prayer warriors, we come to you with tragic news. Unfortunately, Kenny has perished in a tragic dressage horse related incident. However, due to their connection to the Kennedys, they will be back and stronger than ever due to the same cybernetics that they gave to Robert Kennedy. And rejoice! for the All-Mother of Big Soy Naturals, the legendary Joan Summer of Eating for Free has arr...

After waiting in line for five years, Kenny and Ceres have made it to the Museum of Ice Cream and as a reward, are receiving one extra hour in the sprinkle pit. The they-devils take a retrospective look at the Museum of Ice Cream. An "art installation" that birthed a massive swath of pop up instagram photo ops around the US and beyond. Looking at the history of participatory art, and the slow deat...

Pay pigs, hold onto your Cookie Monster Snapbacks and Shutter Shades, Prayer Warriors, Grab your Jeffrey Campbell Litas and High-Low Skirts. In part two of our Austerity-Core series, Kendall, Ceres, and guest Nicola Fumo dig deep into the cyclical trend cycle and the sociopolitical implications of a pair of denim shorts. Using the 2008 recession as a starting point, they peer into the world of hem...

POV: The year is 2008. You've got an iPod classic because it has the most storage. You're blasting "No Air" by Jordan Sparks while Ira Glass is talking about a financial recession on your mom's car radio. Obama may or may not be president. You're wearing a Blood on the Dancefloor T Shirt. It's the best and worst year of your life. As a new financial recession looms ever closer, Kendall and Ceres w...

Tragically, Kendall has taken a break this week to prepare interns at their high paying job at Goldman Sachs. But in her place, Riley Leight joins Ceres to tackle more hard-hitting mental wellness questions! Two genius IQs tackle when it's okay to look through your partner's phone, how to beat the Lain-pilled allegations, and what it's like to have Causing Problems On Purpose Disorder. Patreon Web...

Put on your NFT Maison Margiela Blouse and step into the Metaverse, Paypigs and Prayer Warriors! Today, Kendall and Ceres take a look at everyone's favorite Gen Z Polygonal Influencer, Lil Miquela. They look into her mysterious history, her deliberate obfuscation of her origins, and what exactly a Hatsune Miku made in a board room to sell clothes implies about the influencer career at large. Patre...

Live from the Los Angeles Crypto Dot Com Courthouse Arena Convention Center, Kendall and Ceres are hosting the Annual Mental Wellness Symposium Presented by BananaCoin and Peter Thiel. Your favorite they-devils answer questions like how to deal with a boyfriend who is a chronic Twitch Stream Watcher, whether sex and intimacy can ever be separated, how to survive high school, whether Kenny's autism...

TW: Sexual Assault mention from 01:41:00 to 01:43:02 "But I am even more than the two of them. Everything they care about is what I am. I am their fury. I am their patience. I am a conversation." - Rebecca Sugar PHD of Gem Studies Hello pay pigs! Kendall and Ceres stripping down and pulling off our meat suits to exxxplore the second chapter of Andrea Dworkin's Intercourse , Skinless. In this episo...

Radioheads, grab your bananacoin! After getting the perspective from an abortion rights activist in a state with well-established orgs and networks, Kendall and Ceres get to hear from someone in a state run by a trillion dollar religious institution full of no-fun-having dorks. Greg from Gorilla Radio Show joins the they-devils and talks about the struggles Utah has been facing, fractured organizi...

"his repulsion not in the woman’s body, not in her inherent nature, but in sexual intercourse, the nature of the act: what it means; the inequality of the sexes intrinsic to it; its morbid consequences to the dignity and self-esteem of men. Like and Subscribe, and hit that bell for notifications." Andrea Dworkin In the inaugural episode of MYONSOF, Ceres and Kendall cover the first chapter of Andr...

Your problematic fave. A phrase heard around the world. But where did it come from? Who gave us the label used for such titans as Andrew Hussie, Jennifer Lawrence, Azealia Banks and Light Yagami? Today, on a very special episode, Kendall and Ceres interview Liat Kaplan, creator of the infamous tumblr blog YourFaveIsProblematic. They discuss the events that lead up to the creation of the blog, the...

We're stomping on the gas going 2 Fast, 2 Furious for our second episode on abortion rights. Following up our reading on the past, we look toward the present and the future and talk to an incredible abortion rights activist, Frieda Bequeaith, about their work with one of the oldest abortion funds in the country, the Iowa Abortion Access fund. We also talk about what it's been like to live in a sta...

Living in unprecedented times calls for unprecedented measures, and Kendall and Ceres are tearing down the paywall today to bring you a very special episode of their Dworkin Reader series: My Year of Not Sucking and Fucking. This week, in light of the Roe v. Wade ruling, your they-devils take a look at two relevant works of writing, both Andrea Dworkin's Right Wing Women , and Fred Hampton's 1969...

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a child of the 2010s and onward must be in want of an 'am I gay?' quiz" - Jane Austen This week, in honor of Raytheon x Amazon Joint Slay Month, Kendall and Ceres test whether or not they're really bisexual thanks to the tried and true method of every queer child: googling the phrase "am I gay?" and taking several quizzes. Using their infinite knowledge...