Big Soy Naturals

From February 12th, 2023: If you were educated in the Failure Lorenz School of Journalism, it makes sense that you would see like three videos on TikTok and decide it’s indicative of a sweeping trend. After all, you only ever exist by hating outside the clubs you can’t get in. We take a critical look at this alleged “e-girl military psyop” trend and, using the immortal science, declare the US mili...

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, if you are reaching thirty, put down the Werther's Originals! This is an emergency and you need to start shaking some ass at the club. In this episode, Kenny and Virgil are joined by aesthetic scholar and TikTok Icon, Laura aka Cyberexboyfriend, to talk about nostalgia cycles, billboard charts, fast fashion, and how the means of production makes 29 year olds start thi...

From May 21, 2023: In this episode, Kenny and Virgil break down the vigilante culture behind Citizen, Nextdoor, and Ring. We get into why and how these companies capitalize on your fear and paranoia, while successfully pitting communities against one another. We also give you social-anxiety babes a lil advice on how to build up the courage to just ask your neighbor for a cup of sugar. A family in...

From April 23, 2022: In part two of the Parasocial Power Hour, [the podcaster formally known as] Ceres talks about their travels for the past six weeks on their E̶a̶t̶ ̶P̶r̶a̶y̶ ̶L̶o̶v̶e̶ Smoke Rave Chillax journey. They talk about their thrilling adventures through being held on trial at the Tenderqueer Tribunal, worshiping the moon, and taking shrooms. Like if Hunter S. Thompson was hot. A famil...

*Travis Morrison voice* Youuuu are invited…to listen to this announcement as it pertains to Virgil’s Celebrity Book Club and Kenny’s Kino Eye. If you want to accept your invitation to either offering: Join our Discord Get in on our Patreon Here is Kenny’s letterboxd profile if you want to follow their monthly film lists + reviews there as well. I also have a letterboxd but I haven’t watched a film...

Kenny and Virgil don some overalls and get to work! They help the feeble and sickly Bolsonaro launder some cows to get them squeaky clean. Your favorite they-devils peer down using satellite imagery to analyze the dairy and beef industry within the Amazon Rainforest. Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, they find more than just one Inconvenient Truth . Deforestation, milk taxonomy, cow fraud and yes, tho...

This episode has been freed from our Patreon. See this update about the future of our Patreon for more information, From April 9th, 2023: Good day, Paypigs. This episode we talk about violence in video games and travel back in time to the Clinton Era. We examine how this Power Couple was a force to be reckoned with when it came to video games. Were they just bad at GTA or were they on to something...

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have a less crowded living arrangement. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it wo...

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have a less crowded living arrangement. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it wo...

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have less crowded living arrangements. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it wou...

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have less crowded living arrangements. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it wou...

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, we need your help! A family in Gaza displaced by Wasreal’s attacks is fundraising in order to afford basic necessities - food, clean water, medicine, diapers, tents to have less crowded living arrangements. If you have over $1000 in your bank account right now, we are asking that you please donate $5 to this verified gofundme. We know our listener data metrics; it wou...

Sing Hallelujah, Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors. The horseshoe of "it's so over" has swung up into "we're so back" territory and Big Soy Naturals is back in new form. Virgil is clicking on less viruses and Kenny is following even less directions as your they-devils help you navigate the world of meeting your partner's parents, telling lies, dating AI Chat bots, and finally maybe putting a lid on the...

Pay Pigs and Prayer Warriors, get ready for a raunchy, irreverent and feminist take on fucking! From the minds over at Fartstool Ports, two they/thems give you the hottest takes on sex and dating through the lens of everyone's favorite bad bitch: Andrea Dworkin! Together they take on their sworn nemesis, Call Her Daddy. Comparing both the words of a late scholar and a fully alive Blonde Woman, Cal...

Hi Paypigs + Prayer Warriors, it has been a while - if you're in our Discord, you've been updated with the latest info regarding our delays with episodes. Inshallah things will get easier - in the meantime enjoy this lovely episode with the even lovelier Ashlyn! Join our Discord! Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil’s Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter Ashlyn's Twitter

Diversity win, pay pigs and prayer warriors! This drone strike was launched by a gamer. In the final part of our Drone Strike series, Kenny and Virgil talk about how, as their recruitment numbers plummet, the US Department of Defense has made modern relationships with Silly-con Valley. Breaking down the summits with Google, to the hands shaken on university campuses and in start-up open plan offic...

We sat down with a Hollywood insider and learned exactly what’s going on - we find out, with the help of our expert guest, why writers are striking, what industries are showing solidarity with writers and if we need to worry about a second coming of Dr Horrible. outro: YMRM by Ogre Patreon Website Merch Twitter Virgil’s Twitter Kendall’s Twitter Lain's Twitter Ashlyn's Twitter

Prayer Warriors, rejoice! You have asked us questions, and we have told you more lies. Initially, this was meant to be a pay pig exclusive. But Producer Lain, channeling Reagan, asked us to tear down this paywall. We need to get our streaming numbers up soon, or our CEO Elon Musk has threatened to increase the minimum Patreon amount to $8. In this Hotline episode, we talk about how to maximize out...

This week we spoke to author Lauren Badillo Milici about their favorite Saints, Catholicism, and Fall Out Boy - Lauren takes us on a journey through her creative mind with humor and wit. This is a fun one - be sure to check out Lauren’s latest work ‘Sad Sexy Catholic’ ! FYI - Both our hosts were traveling this ep so the audio quality is a little not amazing this ep. we are certain youre cool with...

Gamers rise up! Today, Kenny and Virgil finally talk about a video game. In the 2000s, the military was facing a crisis: teens thought the military and dying in an imperialist war effort was cringe. And in the midst of a PR crisis, a national disaster and Ludacris’ birthday, the game America’s Army was born. A game meant to train your child for the War On Terror from the comfort of your home. Your...

WE HAVE A DISCORD NOW! JOIN THE BIG SOY DISCORD: https://discord.gg/eeY2h4dY Okay, about the actual episode…Video games were so crucial for George Bush and his friends to accomplish their mission during the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. We trace the origins and justifications of the War on Terror, and connect the post-Cold War scrambling for new wars by defense contractors, US officials, military...

There is a pipeline from video games to the US military and it goes forward and backward and side to side, just like the buttons on your Gameboy Advanced. In this first installment, we look at the history of video game development and learn that when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that was when the eternal war machine was carrying you, dear gamer. We come very close to accusing...

Lonelies and the Perpetually Unlucky in Loves, rejoice! For your divine theminines are here to give you romantic advice. Unfortunately, a lot of you are even more mentally ill this year. And so, in her infinite grace and wisdom, special guest Joan Summers has come on behalf of Saint Valentine to help Kenny and Virgil help you decide what to do about unwanted crushes, friends having affairs, choosi...

This week, your heroes — Kenny, Virgil, & Greg, dive into Dumbledore’s hole for the very last time. We assemble the final pieces of the rationality puzzle including the clandestine labor practices of ChatGPT and what it takes to build the Cyber Truck (Not Sponsored). Finally, with Valentine’s day right around the corner, we wrap the episode with a tender look at Yudkowsky’s OKCupid profile and...

The girls are fighting here in Dumbledore’s hole! In contrast to the evil computer hive mind that has all these rich people wetting the bed, most of them are not in complete agreement on how this spooky microchip is actually supposed to work. This week, Kenny, Virgil and Greg talk about Mark Zuckerberg shade, Grimes’ chat with a glorified Akinator, OkCupid, and Virgil uses their math degree to exp...