Big Soy Naturals

If you could, would you make it so Diamond Joe Biden would never be president if it means that Fall Out Boy would never exist? This week, Kendall and Ceres have received thrilling new research from Dr. Stuart Little of the Omegaverse Symposium of Slick Studies. As they dive into the potential for genetic determination of A/B/O biology, they also talk about alternate timelines that could have been,...

In a daring move, Big Soy Naturals has decided to be topical. But only due to extreme emergency circumstances. Yes, you guessed it, the White South African Nonsense Alarm went off. And in a flash, Ceres called upon their cousin Sibu Masters to assist in doing reverse race science on the one and only human embodiment of 9Gag, Elon Musk. A man who has decided to not only commit the crime of being bo...

After months of being in women's business, demanding that the broads and the birds all read Intercourse, Kendall and Ceres have finally relented. Yes, because you are all gifted kids with imposter's syndrome and ADHD who read the entire animorphs series in 5th grade, and now can't read anymore, the team at Big Soy Naturals wants you to know they understand your plight. Your blessed they-devils hav...

Well, pay pigs and prayer warriors, the time has come. After receiving real monetary compensation for their emotional labor, Kendall and Ceres are finally detangling the mess of knots that is the Omegaverse. But they won't be doing it alone! Special guests Austin, Chandran and Greg of primatology podcast Gorilla Radio Show will be hopping on the Slick 'N Slide and riding it all the way down the......

Hey everyone, Kendall has come down with a non-COVID virus and to maintain the illusion that we have a schedule, we're releasing an old patreon episode of SHOW HOLE from Valentines Day. We will be back in full next week with the start of our Dworkin Reader series on Patreon, and possibly an episode on the main feed about Lil Miquela. So be on the look out for that, pay pigs and prayer warriors! We...

After being unjustly shadow banned on Instagram for spreading misinformation and telling lies for fun, Kendall and Ceres take on the Fact Checking Industrial Complex: an industry not birthed, but raised through the Trump Era. What does it mean to fact check? What is an objective truth? Can you really combat internet trolling with truth? Was Pepe the Frog unjustly cancelled? Using the patented tech...

Kendall and Ceres are back from meeting for the first time in person and have come bearing the gift of content for their pay piglets and prayer warriors. They talk about Kendall's wedding to their lovely spouse, the mysterious Jericho Caine, as well as their first IRL meeting and the concept of online friendships: are they real? are they fake? Find out this week on The Parasocial Power Hour! Patre...

We have been losing the fight against the Ghost of Steve Jobs and Big Internet for a long time...but it doesn't have to be this way. The founders of Yesterweb, Sadness and Auzzie, join us to about the small internet, saying no to web3, and how we can get back to a community based online. Patreon Website Merch Twitter Ceres Kendall Works Cited and Further Reading: Sadness Auzzie Yesterweb Say No to...

Good evening pay pigs and prayer warriors and welcome to this Black History Month/March Madness. Kendall has been punished for being white (deserved) and was kicked off the podcast this week (although they still edited the pod, as penance). Ceres is joined this week by the top tier members of the biracial community: Sam Taub, Ashlyn Thomas, Munya Chiro, and Sibu Master to host the Biracial Hunger...

You may think your boomer parents are the only ones getting their brains rotted by Zuckerberg's Juggernaut of Webbed Sites; but in fact the skinny jean wearing, side-parted millenials amongst you are not immune to propaganda. This week, Kendall, Ceres, and special, non-binary Ukrainian writer guest, Riley dive deep into the world of Instagram Infographics aka glorified PowerPoint representations a...

Sure, you could get your dating expertise from a 20 year old, dime-store Carrie Bradshaw tik-tokker who lives in NYC. But how about instead, you get divine guidance from two mid-twenties theminine Samantha Jones kinnies? Having never done anything wrong ever in their lives, Kendall and Ceres have the advice for you lonelies and not-so-lonelies out there on this St. Valentines. Our love hotline for...

As the prophecies foretold, Steven "Universe" Jobs has risen from the dead to launch a war on the #brunettes and #girls. Only the unlikely, theminine team up of a Blonde (Kendall) and a Brunette* (Ceres) can defeat the Almighty iOS Press Release. In this episode, Kendall and Ceres break down the most recent massive iOS tag ban on Tumblr dot Gov, the previous 2018 porn ban, and how it relates to th...

Kendall and Ceres are back from their Non-Denominational Holiday Hiatus to bring you THE only trend analysis of 2022, the only one, no one else has done this or done it properly. In part 3, they predict the downfall of YouTube; the future of TikTok's ultimate reign; the implications of January 6th and the Metaverse on data privacy; the future of cancellation as a radical act; and much much more. P...

Kendall and Ceres are back from their Non-Denominational Holiday Hiatus to bring you THE only trend analysis of 2022, the only one, no one else has done this or done it properly. in part 2, they ponder their big soy orbs and tell you what the next latest trends in music, movies, politics, and the dreaded, fearsome discourse. Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNa...

Kendall and Ceres are back from their Non-Denominational Holiday Hiatus to bring you THE only trend analysis of 2022, the only one, no one else has done this or done it properly. In part 1, they expand on their breadth of fashion history to tell you what's going to be in for the mascs, the femmes, and the depop landlords in 2022. Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/Big...

CW: Eating Disorders, Self Harm. Cherry emoji twitter tremble in fear, as Kendall and Ceres are here to ruin the Virgin Suicides for you. This week, our favorite they-devils discuss the history and current resurrection of Pro-Ana communities online. They dive deep into the history of beauty standards, nationalism, and how it ties back into the communities of white women online who kin Lily Rose De...

Oh my! on this episode, Kendall and Ceres are mean to women, again. They rank several familiar and maybe not-so-familiar faces on a scale ranging from Erica Moen to Azealia Banks. Come one come all as The Judgement is passed down! Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Further Reading: Successio...

Normalize leaving for an extended hiatus due to Having Mental Health! Kendall and Ceres are back in action for the tenth episode of Big Soy Naturals. In honor of this milestone, they take a plunge into the world of Reylo Shippers. They examine the brief history of fanfiction; ponder on it's use as a practice; and how Reylo Shippers abuse this practice to deeply annoy the lives of people who would...

Hello prayer warriors! This week, after a delay due to us having mental health, Ceres and Kendall take a break from deep diving into internet history to answer your relationship questions. The they/them Simone Viel and Diogenes of the internet give you the steamiest advice on how to talk to your crush, how to intimidate your coworkers, and how to destroy your enemies. We also have a bonus update o...

This appeared as a moral dilemma.... This week, Kendall, Ceres, and guest Ashlyn Thomas get into the forgotten history of Dr. Horrible, the phenomenon web series that brought web content into the all-seeing eyes of LA Producers; and how it violated the Writer's Strike of 2007-2008. Join us as we pick at the scab on Hollywood's Knee: Joss Whedon. Patreon Website Merch Twitter Ashlyn Works Cited and...

Neopians, grab your chia flour! in this episode, Kendall and Ceres explore the desecrated remains of one of the kings of the Small Net, Neopets. They explain how one of the world's first social media sites and online MMOs was hastily changed from a communist uptopia to a coporate hellscape and, eventually, fell through the hourglass only to be forgotten. Join them as they figure out how to redistr...

In part two of our deep dive into John and Hank Green, we take a look at the proto-Me Too Movement that happened on Tumblr and Youtube; its involvement with both the Brothers Green and DFTBA records; and how people, systemically, forget to be awesome. Patreon: patreon.com/bigsoynaturals Twitter: https://twitter.com/BigSoyNaturals Website: https://bigsoyuniverse.neocities.org/ Works Cited and Furth...

This week, Kendall and Ceres dug deep and remembered that they forgot to be awesome. They explored the media empire of Hank and John Green, the Cain and Abel of Youtube. They dug into the nerdfighter census and scrutinized their (many) business ventures. They analyzed the Brothers Green and asked the question: what exactly, is the ideology behind the infamous phrase DFTBA? Patreon: patreon.com/big...

This week, Kendall and Ceres decided to switch around the patreon bonus episode and the main episode. Why? Who knows! We have ADHD and are extremely valid. We listen to Tiffany Trump's song from her shortlived pop career; play F*ck, Fight and Validate with Tiffany and Ella Emhoff; and Ceres talks about seeing Grimes' Climate Change exhibit IRL. Also, 9/11 happened and we might be the only ones who...

(CW: Mentions of suicide and transphobia) Would you buy the famous Brooklyn Bridge from infamous tumblr user/paleontologist/nurse/hip-hop video girl/NASA engineer Zubat if she told you the funds were going to LGBT Teens? Don't answer until you hear Kendall and Ceres take a deep dive into Zubat aka Alex Yrigoyen aka Alexis Miller, and the scam that started it all, the Leelah Alcorn project. We also...